How can an ordinary person be the protagonist in a variety comic?

in the afternoon.

"It feels like the ingredients in the refrigerator are almost used up, so I have to go to the supermarket to restock."

Lorraine opened the refrigerator and inspected it.

He still has to think about what delicious food to eat at night. It seems that there is no chance today. That guy Nazu-ryu is probably a magic idiot just like him.

The thought of this.

Lorraine also put her hands deeply on Mingjinliu's shoulders, and sighed with deep emotion.

"It seems that you are not the protagonist either."

"what???"

"It's okay, don't be discouraged, just get used to it. We ordinary people, sometimes we are lucky enough to survive smoothly. As for the real big BOSS, there will definitely be a real protagonist to deal with them.—— And our mission is to do everything possible to reach the final outcome.”

"Old Lin, you are talking a lot, and I don't understand a word you say."

"Haha, actually when I saw that you were not the protagonist, I felt very happy."

"What?"

"If you are really the protagonist, you have to die. You will be in trouble every step of the way. As long as I am with you, you will definitely not die, because you are the protagonist, but I will definitely die, because I am just a supporting role. Not really a passerby."

"Are you exaggerating too much, Chuunibyou?"

"If you..., forget it, don't say it, it's nothing."

"What? Don't stop in the middle of your words. Aren't you trying to make people want to talk?"

Lorraine smiled and said nothing, unwilling to reveal any more information.

He felt that he should not impose the disaster and pain he had suffered on others. This was a very unethical behavior.

Moreover.

He just suffered a huge sin, so what does it have to do with Mingjin-ryu?

Why did Mingjinliu also come to bear these pains for him?

Why?

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"Mingjinliu, I want to go out."

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to buy groceries at the supermarket. I'll also think about what to eat for dinner."

"Oh, how about we go together?"

"Are you coming too?"

"Anyway, I have nothing to do if I stay at home alone. Didn't you say before that we may face a battle at any time, so at this time, being alone is the most dangerous thing, right?"

"Oh ho ho, I didn't expect that your consciousness is quite high."

"You really think I'm a fool! After all, I'm someone who has played many AAA games, so I still know some common sense."

"Then you might as well sleep with me at night."

"what?"

"Oh, by the way, if you really want to sleep together, please be sure to keep it. I will be very grateful to you for the super beauty you look like now!"

"You, you, you!——, Lao Lin, I'm sorry!"

Both men.

Of course Mingjinliu immediately realized what Lorraine was talking about, his face turned red and his fists clenched loudly.

"Even at night I still look like a woman. If you dare to do anything to me, my fist will appear on your face immediately. I'm not kidding."

"Hahaha... You are so heartless. What's wrong with giving some benefits?"

"Fuck you, it's not like you turned into a woman, of course it doesn't matter to you!"

"If I become a woman, maybe I can give my good brother some pleasure."

"What do you mean, are you hinting at me in disguise, so that I can give you a good time too?"

"I didn't say that, you said it yourself."

"Old Lin, I will fight with you!!!"

"Damn it, Mingjinliu, are you serious?"

The two of them started chasing and fighting in the living room for a while.

Mingjinliu's curses and Lorraine's laughter.

The interweaving echoed throughout the living room.

……

on the street.

It was slowly approaching dusk now.

Lorraine and Mingjinliu were walking on the street. For some reason, Mingjinliu could always feel that there were a lot of unexplained attention coming from all around, making her feel a little uncomfortable.

The two walked side by side.

When passing by a fried meat shop, Lorraine stopped and looked at the various golden and appetizing large chicken drumsticks, large chicken wings, chicken clavicle, chicken tenders, ribs and the like in the window.

He was a little moved.

Najinliu saw him stop and stopped too.

"Old Lin, what's wrong with you?"

"How about buying some fried chicken legs and using them as a side dish tonight?"

"Oh, if you want to eat, just buy it."

"Boss, give me a portion of this, this, and this." Lorraine came to the window and ordered the dishes one by one to the boss behind the counter. The latter smiled enthusiastically, "Okay!"

after awhile.

Almost all the things I ordered just now were fried. The boss packed them himself and handed them over with both hands.

"Guest, everything you ordered is ready."

"Thank you."

After taking the thing from the other party's hand.

Just as Lorraine was about to leave, she saw Mingjinliu still leaning over the counter, staring at a chocolate cream cake on top, showing a greedy expression.

When the boss behind the counter saw this, of course he would not let the business go.

Immediately he smiled warmly at the other party.

"This beautiful girlfriend, if you like it, I can give you a 20% discount because you are so cute, hahaha."

"Twenty percent off! Wow, is it true? Then... let's have one."

Nazu-ryu immediately placed the order.

Lorraine was still wondering.

"How can you, a fried meat shop owner, sell cakes?"

"Oh, that was made by my wife. She likes to make these things, so the things she occasionally makes will be used as limited edition products and sold cheaply."

"That's right."

"Haha, but the taste and safety are absolutely guaranteed. Customers, you can rest assured that we have been opening a store here for more than ten years and we will never harm our customers."

After some chatting.

The boss also delivered the packaged chocolate cake to Mingjinliu and replied.

"My lovely girlfriend, your cake is packed, please put it away."

"Thanks……"

Take that piece of cake.

The two of them left together, but within two steps of leaving, Mingjinliu, who was holding the cake in hand, suddenly frowned, feeling that something was wrong.

"Wait a minute, what did that boss call me just now?"

"You said you were a lovely girlfriend."

Lorraine suppressed a laugh.

"Girlfriend? Whose girlfriend?"

"What do you think?"

Lorraine finally couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing.

Mingjinliu, who also came back to his senses, looked at Lorraine who was laughing next to him, and then looked at himself in a girlish state with a proud figure. His face turned red with shame.

She turned around quickly, ran back to the door of the fried meat shop, and corrected the shop owner loudly.

"I'm not that guy's girlfriend!!!"

The store owner was stunned.

He responded quickly.

"Hahaha..., yes, yes, sorry, sorry, I understand, I understand, but it doesn't matter. I believe that with your cute and beautiful appearance, the guest will be able to win over you easily."

"What did you say!!!"

Mingjin-ryu people are going crazy.

Isn’t this completely unclear? ! !

You still understand, you understand.

You know nothing! ! !