How can an ordinary person be the protagonist in a variety comic?

Lunch break.

Sha Cangfeng was sitting alone in the cafeteria. The fried pork cutlet set meal in front of her was almost cold. However, she didn't look like she wanted to eat it yet. Instead, she kept looking at her phone, staring at it more than ten minutes ago. chat history.

[Classmate Shacang, can we eat together in the cafeteria during lunch break today? 】Mingjinliu sent a message

[Really, of course! 】

[Then it’s agreed. 】Mingjinliu’s reply

[Well, I will find a place to wait for you in advance. 】

……

"Hey, Mingzu-ryu-san, why are you so slow? Did you encounter some trouble, so you were delayed? I didn't reply even after I sent a message. I'm a little worried."

Sha Cang Feng sat in the restaurant and muttered to himself in a somewhat depressed mood.

however.

At this moment, a figure appeared next to her carrying a dinner plate.

"Mezu-ryu-san!"

Sha Cangfeng immediately looked up at the other party with joy, thinking that Mingjinliu had finally arrived, but when he saw Lorraine's face, all his smiles disappeared in an instant.

Instead, there was disgust and disgust visible to the naked eye.

she said disgustedly.

"What are you doing here? Please leave. Someone is already sitting here."

"I'm not a human being? Am I a human being?"

"Please leave, don't sit next to me and interfere with my eating."

"But I'm not affected, why should I leave? It's your eating that's affected, not my eating. I think you can't eat because of my influence, but I think you can't eat."

Lorraine smiled and pulled a chair over, and sat very close to Sha Cang Feng.

The latter stood up immediately in shock.

However, Lorraine grabbed his wrist in an instant, and Sha Cangfeng, who was in pain, immediately said in fear, "What do you want to do again! The cafeteria is full of classmates eating now. Believe it or not, I immediately shouted that you wanted to molest me." , and then ask the teachers to report you severely!"

Lorraine laughed.

"If you really do that, wouldn't I be completely screwed?!"

"If you know, why don't you let me go quickly, you bad guy..."

While Sha Cang Feng struggled, he punched the hand he was holding on to, but he had no strength at all. In Lorraine's eyes, it was no different from scratching an itch.

"Hurry up and let me go, you hate me! I really want to shout for help!"

"Shacang-san, if you really yelled, I would immediately call Shizuku over and tell me that this was all a misunderstanding. Do you think that with Xiaoshizuku's identity and status in the Star Iron Academy Women's Club, and her Regarding the reputation of the student council president, do the teachers and classmates believe in you? Or do they believe in Shizuku?"

"What! You actually dare to take advantage of Xiao Shizuku, you bad guy, you will die a good death."

"What are you doing? I just want to sit and have a meal with you. I don't intend to do anything bad. Why do you always treat me with this attitude?"

"I don't want to sit and eat with you. I hate you the most."

"Hahaha……"

"You bad guy can still laugh."

"You look very cute when you are angry."

"you!……"

Sha Cang Feng almost died of anger on the spot, "I won't feel happy at all if someone like you praises me for being cute."

"That's your business, as long as I think it's cute."

"Let me go."

"You were waiting for Mingjinliu just now."

"What? You..., how did you know?"

"Haha, I guessed it right. You're lucky. I saw that Mingjinliu seemed to have been called away by the teacher. He wanted to help with something, so he won't be here for a while."

"Then I won't wait."

"Now, sit down and have a meal with me, okay?"

"No, how could I sit and eat with the most annoying person?"

Sha Cang Feng sternly refused.

Lorraine smiled, but her eyes suddenly turned cold. She lowered her voice and threatened directly, "Sit down, otherwise don't blame me for being rude. As a security guard in the women's department, I have great rights, so If I want to torture you, there are many ways. Don't force me to use those dirty dirty tricks to retaliate against you. If you don't understand, I will give you some T network disk information some other time. You can do it yourself. How about you go home and taste it slowly?~"

"you……"

Under Lorraine's threat, Sha Cang Feng sat down again even though he was reluctant in every possible way.

"Well, that's pretty much it. As long as you sit here honestly and finish the meal with me, I won't do anything to you. - Oh, your fried pork chop is good, I guess you You definitely don’t like to eat, so let me help you eat.”

Done.

Lorraine took away all the fried pork chops on Shacang Feng's dinner plate, leaving not a single piece for her.

Sha Cangfeng had no appetite, so he simply let him take the fried pork cutlet from his rice bowl.

Seeing how delicious the other party's food was, she would have poisoned the fried pork chops if she had known it.

Poison this bastard.

-

"Hey, why don't you eat? You have no appetite. It's not a good idea to waste food."

Lorraine became concerned when she saw that she hadn't moved her chopsticks.

"Humph."

Sha Cang Feng turned his head, not wanting to talk to her.

"Forget it if you don't want to eat it. If you don't eat it, I'll eat it. I'm wasting food. You don't have the appetite to order any fried pork cutlet set meal. Fortunately, I'm here. Otherwise, wouldn't all these delicious fried pork cutlet set meals have to be wasted by you? It’s really heartless and has no morals at all.”

Done.

Lorraine directly took the entire set meal in front of her in front of her, and then started to feast on it, eating and drinking like crazy.

"Hey, I'm talking about you..."

Sha Cang Feng was so angry that he lost all his temper.

Lorraine also smiled proudly at her.

While eating, he suddenly said.

"I heard... that you made an appointment with Mingjinliu to visit your home on the weekend?"

"I want you to manage."

"Besides, I heard from Nazu-ryu that you actually agreed to let me go with you."

"Humph, anyway, even if I don't agree, you will definitely come here with all your shame. I've already seen through a rotten person like you."

"That makes sense, haha. Sha Cang-san has such a smart mind, and he has such a good figure and looks so beautiful. Tsk tsk tsk... He is such a perfect person."

While eating her meal, Lorraine stared at the other person's figure with such hot and greedy eyes that she almost drooled.

"You..., get out of here!"

Sha Cang Feng, who suddenly felt hugely humiliated, covered his body and cursed angrily.

"When you let me in, do you really think you're not afraid that I'll attack you directly?"

"Hmph, anyway, Shizuku, Mijima-san, and Kondou-san will all come together when the time comes. If you have the guts to do something bad to me, I will immediately expose you completely in front of Shizuku and the others!"

"Oh, then if you say that, I will understand everything. It turned out to be this idea."

"That's right, if I can rescue Nazu-ryu-san from the clutches of this devil like you, it doesn't matter if I suffer a little loss. I will definitely let Nazu-ryu-san and the others see the ugly true face of this devil like you."

"Aren't you afraid that when I get there, the bad guy will file a complaint first, saying that you seduced me first, and then alienated the relationship between you, Mingjin-ryu, and Shizuku?"

"I seduced you? Do you think this kind of lame lie will really work!"

"Haha..., Wan Yi has worked? Then Shacang-san didn't just shoot himself in the foot?"

"you you you……"

Sha Cang Feng felt that this man was really sent by God to kill him.

Why are there such annoying men in this world?