How can an ordinary person be the protagonist in a variety comic?

[Note: The characters in this work are all college students and have reached adulthood. ——The protagonist has experienced countless reincarnations and is already hundreds of years old. 】

Lorraine is dead.

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That's right, in that ancient world, he died again and again... again.

Lorraine, who had been wandering all the way and struggling to live without enough food, was taken in by a well-meaning wealthy family, where she became a servant with the lowest status. Although her status was indeed low, she could not eat or drink at all. Sad, no need to sleep on the street anymore.

Lorraine thought she could finally be happy for a while.

The result didn't come out for two months.

Because the owner of the family was defeated by his opponent in the officialdom, the slander was turned into a crime of treason, and he was directly sentenced to be executed and the nine clans were exterminated.

One second, Lorraine was in the firewood room, making a fire for cooking. The next second, she was picked out by a group of vicious officers and soldiers who ransacked her house. She was handcuffed with various heavy shackles with a confused look on her face and was taken directly to the execution ground. .

On the execution ground.

Lorraine was almost desperate. She couldn't escape now. She watched the familiar servants and colleagues beside her being beheaded one by one.

He was still looking forward to a miracle coming.

Generally speaking.

The male protagonist will definitely turn around at this time, at the moment of life and death, at the moment of huge crisis!

There will definitely be someone who comes to rob the execution ground and shouts something like, "Save someone under the sword!", right? !

Oh my God!

Now it will be his turn soon.

"God bless, the people who rob the law field will appear quickly! I order you to appear in front of me quickly!"

The last person who came next to him in order was beheaded.

The Axeman also officially came to Lorraine's side. Looking at Lorraine who had been chattering away, the Axeman showed a strange smile, as if he was laughing at him, a dying person.

Lorraine's heart almost froze when she saw it!

"You, you, you..., wait a moment!"

"Ok?"

"According to the normal development path of things, if you plan to kill me, someone who will rob the execution will definitely appear next, and then shoot you to death with a hidden arrow to prevent your execution."

"what?"

"So, hey, if you still want to live, you'd better put down your butcher knife now and become a Buddha immediately. You're good, I'm good, everyone is good, huh?"

The swordsman's face turned pale instantly, feeling extremely humiliated.

He slowly raised the long ax stained with blood in his hand, making a gesture of preparing to behead.

Lorraine suddenly became anxious, screaming anxiously, and shouted at the melon-eaters below who were watching the fun and not taking it too seriously, "Quick! Quick! Where are the people who robbed the execution site! If you don't show up again, I’m really going to die!!!”

In an instant.

The ax whizzed down, and Lorraine's head turned 180 degrees and fell to the ground.

His vision also started to spin.

"Eh?--"

This, this is not right.

Where is the promised tribulation field?

Gradually.

The world gradually turned red and darkened... Lorraine once again realized one thing deeply, that is... he is really just an ordinary person, how could he become a leading actor with the aura of a protagonist.

Woohoo, when will such a hard life end?

I really just want to be a normal person.

Live a very ordinary life! ! !

(roar after collapse)

……

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[Neon, a certain city]

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"Ahhhhhh!!!"

Early in the morning.

From a room on the second floor, a girl's earth-shattering scream sounded, causing the whole house to shake.

Someone who was cooking in the kitchen heard the sound, immediately dropped the pots and pans in his hand, and ran towards the second floor. Following the direction of the sound, he finally came to the place where [Seno] hung At the door of the room with the Mingjin-ryu sign, he slammed the door open and shouted at the same time, "Mingjin-ryu!!! Lorraine is here, let me see who dares to touch my brother, with one finger, if anything comes to me Come on, don’t attack my good brother!!!”

The moment the sound is heard.

Lorraine instinctively thought that some man in black suddenly broke into his good brother's room, trying to do evil things to his good brother Senou Nazuru.

He has seen this kind of scene many times!

Who knows the outcome.

As soon as he opened the door aggressively, he only saw a girl with blue hair, a delicate figure, and a very cute and beautiful face. She was wearing the signature pajamas of his good brother Mingjinliu. She was standing in front of the big mirror in the room with a smile on her face. Looking at his body in horror, he moved his hands up and down, touching everywhere.

Lorraine was stunned and cursed loudly.

"How dare you, what kind of evildoer you are, how dare you attack my brother! Why don't you show your true form quickly!"

After speaking.

The girl who heard the voice turned around suddenly, her pitiful little eyes full of help and fear, and stared at him closely, as if she had grabbed a life-saving straw, and rushed towards him.

A sweet sound like the sound of nature sounded quickly.

The girl grabbed Lorraine's shoulders with both hands and asked for help.

"Ouch, Lao Lin, what should I do? When I wake up, I will become a girl!"

"what?"

"My hair has grown longer, my legs have become thinner, and even my buddy is gone!!!"

Obviously, that last one is the real focus.

Lorraine said.

"Listen to this tone, you, you, you..., are you Mingjin-ryu?!"

"It's me, it's me, it's really me!!!"

"Old Lin, save me!"

middle bit

"Why did you suddenly become like this?"

"You ask me, and I want to ask you, my buddy is gone, really gone, how will I live in the future?"

"Really or not, did someone secretly kidnap you while you were sleeping and perform Thai surgery on you?"

Lorraine's mind was rapidly searching for various possibilities.

Mingjinliu was more like a headless fly at this moment, his mind went blank and he had no idea at all.

"Old Lin, what should I do?"

"Take off your pants quickly, let me see!"

"what?"

"Come on, let me see!"

"Old Lin, what are you doing? Don't do it. It's so shameful."

"let me see!--"

"do not want!"

Mingjin flowed around anxiously in the room.

Lorraine was also anxiously circling around, fearing that his good brother had been raped in his sleep. However, without confirming it with his own eyes, there was no way to be sure whether Mingjinliu had been poisoned by the gangster, so he took advantage of the other party's Without paying attention, Lorraine took action instantly.

However, the subsequent price paid was...

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Mingjinliu turned pale with fright, and subconsciously, a slap came and hit Lorraine hard on the side of his face that was caught off guard.

Snapped! Oh hoo...

"Damn it, Mingjinliu, I'm so damn——"