Give the world of mixed martial arts a little bit of the shock of the Thunderbolt Monk

"You monster! Give me back the garland!"

Zhang Wuji, who was only ten years old, stood under a big tree, clenching his fists and raising his head, trying to make the humanoid creature on the tree surrender by staring. It's not that Zhang Wuji has never tried climbing up a tree to grab directly, but as soon as he climbed up several times, he was pinned down by the opponent's palm.

"Why are you making such a fuss, little bastard! This is mine."

Liu Qingyuan, who successfully removed Bai Xiu's ruggedness with the krypton gold method and immediately put on this vest, lay leisurely on the branch without any sense of guilt for bullying the child. Even because of the character of Baixiu Jixun, Liu Qingyuan no longer has to act like a Buddhist monk and can let himself go.

"Also, don't call me a monster!"

〖Que Chensi: I can see it. His true nature is to act cool and leisurely, and he is not willing to do any hard work at all. 〗

〖Jing Liuli: Seconded. 〗

〖Guanyin in recent months: Seconded. 〗

〖Forgetting the fate of the world: seconded. 〗

〖Tianchi Jiye: Seconded. 〗

〖Zi Bi Bo Luo: Seconded. 〗

〖Di Tathagata: Seconded. 〗

〖Yu Xiaodian: Seconded. 〗

〖Mu Lingshan: Seconded. 〗

〖Yunguo truth soul: seconded. 〗

〖Liu Qingyuan: Okay, don’t attach any more, you already take up half the screen. 〗

"What's yours? I obviously made it up for my mother! Give it back to me!"

From birth to the age of ten, Zhang Wuji took Xie Xun's surname and was called "Xie Wuji". He has been living on Binghuo Island. Now the family of three has returned to the Central Plains and he has also changed his original surname.

Wudang Mountain not only has living conditions that are hundreds of times better than those on Binghuo Island, but also has extremely kind Taishifu Zhang Sanfeng, Uncle Shi, and others. Xiao Zhang Wuji thought that he would live happily in Wudang Mountain for the rest of his life, but suddenly a few days ago he I met Baixiu in the back mountain.

Although Bai Xiu is quite handsome and delicate, he has white hair, red clothes like blood, and a pair of sharp antlers on his head, making him look like a ghost in the mountains. Where had Zhang Wuji, who was only ten years old, seen such a battle? He thought he had hit a monster and was frightened to tears, so he didn't dare to say anything, but he couldn't help but run to the back mountain. After going back and forth like this, he became the only person in Wudang Mountain who knew Bai Xiu.

"It's so noisy! I grabbed it, and it's mine!"

The two of them were just shouting under the tree and the other was yelling from the tree. They were in a stalemate back and forth. For a moment, they didn't know who was more childish.

[…You’re letting yourself go too much. Which one of you is the kid? 】

I can’t even stand the system anymore. You spent so much money on this vest just to come to Wudang Mountain and quarrel with the kids?

"I'm so annoyed, little bastard! Can't you make up another one?"

But speaking of it, the timeline of this martial arts world is really messy. The dynasty looks like the Ming Dynasty, but there are four famous catchers. In addition to Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng, there are also characters from "The Eight Parts of the Sky" and "The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Sword". , I wonder if there will be Zhu Yuanzhang later.

[With or without Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhang Wuji will have to wait more than ten years to grow up. 】

"You're the one annoying me! I have a name, my name is Zhang Wuji."

Zhang Wuji had said this introduction before, but the antlered monster above just didn't listen and always called him "little bastard".

"Huh? Whatever! I don't care what your name is. As long as you are a Taoist priest, you will all be called Zamao!"

"You, you..." Obviously, no matter how smart a ten-year-old child is, his endurance is limited.

"If you call me that again, I, I will tell the Grand Master to take you, the antlered monster!"

"Little bastard, who do you think is the antlered monster?"

The man on the tree immediately became furious when he heard this. No matter how beautiful his face was and he had a delicate wreath on his head, he couldn't stand the terrifying expression of grinning teeth. In addition, Bai Xiu's rugged appearance The bloodthirsty aura that had killed people immediately scared Zhang Wuji under the tree into silence.

"Tch, it's boring."

Liu Qingyuan picked a fruit from the tree and threw it directly to Zhang Wuji, regardless of whether it was ripe or not.

"Now, change your garland."

Zhang Wuji reached out to take the fruit and looked at the red figure casually slumped on the tree.

"Little bastard, with your three-legged cat skills, it's useless even if that old bastard comes here. If my weapon hadn't been with Little Bald Deer, and I was afraid of being discovered by him, you would have been dead long ago!"

"...What is a Bald Deer?"

Seeing that the atmosphere was gradually relaxing, Zhang Wuji boldly asked.

"A bald deer is a bald deer, a bald donkey with antlers."

The people in the tree gave various boring answers, but Zhang Wuji still didn't understand the answer.

"A bald donkey with antlers? But you also have antlers."

"I'm different!" After hearing this, the person who was originally paralyzed on the tree suddenly sat up.

"A bald deer is a bald deer, a little bald deer is a little bald deer, those bald donkeys are also bald donkeys, the little bald donkeys are also little bald donkeys, oh, and by the way, there is that little bald conch! I am different, I am a rugged man! "

"Uh... I don't understand."

"...It's just a monk! Monks are all bald donkeys! Do you understand?"

When Liu Qingyuan said this, he didn't panic at all, and he didn't feel at all that he had been a "bald donkey" several times. Anyway, it was Bai Xiu who said this, so what does it have to do with Liu Qingyuan?

Seeing Zhang Wuji nod in confusion, Liu Qingyuan lay back down with satisfaction.

"Just understand. Little bastard, listen to me. Those big bastards and old bastards on this mountain have nothing to do with each other. But if you dare to tell those bald donkeys my whereabouts, I will tear you apart! Understand! !"

After scaring Zhang Wuji away, Liu Qingyuan continued to lie on the branch, swinging his legs leisurely.

[Host, I see you are quite good at bullying children. Could it be that you have done this often before? 】

"Xiao Wu, what image do I have in your eyes? Besides, who dares to mess with those modern mythical beasts!"

"There's an extra person in the back, and it's impossible for Zhang Sanfeng not to know about it. He just saw that I didn't hurt Zhang Wuji, and the kid lacked playmates, so he pretended not to know. Soon, we can continue to follow the script."

Then, as Liu Qingyuan said, Zhang Wuji's parents followed Zhang Wuji to the back mountain to look for someone the next day, which was faster than even Liu Qingyuan expected.

As for why so fast? Is it because our naive little Wuji asked his parents why the monk called him Bald Donkey? Then under everyone's questioning, Zhang Wuji shook out Bai Xiujixun, the antlered monster in the back mountain.

Liu Qingyuan: Zhang Wuji, you kid(?_?)

"Hey, the little Zamao is leading the big Zamao here?"

Relying on his rugged condition, Liu Qingyuan spoke with hatred. He was still carefree on the branches today, but he changed his lying position to lying down so that he could meet the people under the tree.

Zhang Cuishan looked up at the red figure lying on the branch. Because he already knew the other person's character from Zhang Wuji's mouth, he had no thoughts about the "big miscellaneous hair".

The person lying on the branch has a pair of sharp antlers and terrifying white hair, but he is quite beautiful and his face looks very young, as if he is only fifteen or sixteen years old. , coupled with that cool and neutral sound. In the eyes of Zhang Cuishan, who is now a father, he feels that the other party is more like a quirky little girl.