Douluo: The famous punch-in scene leads the sect to roll up

Proper empty ears will turn a person into a cheerful little girl.

She turned her head back violently and shot the village chief left and right again, giving him no chance to fight back.

After fanning enough, Yu Qingqian slowly retracted her hand, turned her wrist, and looked casually at the village chief lying motionless on the ground.

There's no more comforting way to let off steam than a solid slap.

"Hey, let me tell you, how come you, a dwarf, have such a handsome face? Is your emotional face fake?" The resentment is mixed with a bit of yin and yang, and its lethality is unexpectedly powerful.

The face of the village chief is not his own, but got it from someone else through some special means.

After Yu Qingqian removed the face that didn't belong to him in this way, the village chief's original face was truly revealed.

There were many wrinkles on that face, and coupled with the slap package that Yu Qingqian gave him, it looked a bit disgusting.

Yu Qingqian's operation shocked everyone. No one dared to step forward for fear of getting into trouble with her.

The village chief's son, a big, strong man who seemed stupid and stupid, was trembling while hugging the pillar of the house, not daring to come out to avenge his father.

After beating the village chief, she vented a lot of her inner resentment and her mind became clearer.

She fell down and her face was deformed, her nose was sunken, her mouth was crooked, but her eyes were fine, at least they did not affect her sight.

"Who should I choose to play the game next?" Yu Qingqian, who had slapped someone, seemed to be the arrogant mountain king at this moment. He could twist his head 360 degrees, not to mention how flexible he was.

She opened her crooked mouth again and began to choose the next lucky person.

The corner of Xue Nu's mouth twitched, she took a deep breath, and began to think about how to deal with Yu Qingqian who seemed to be attached to the bride's body.

"Soul separation from the body? It's interesting. This may be a way for the soul beast clan to get rid of the dilemma of having a slim chance of becoming gods." Compared with humans, if soul beasts want to become gods, they have to go through hundreds of thousands of years of cultivation. , the threshold of becoming a god is something that few beasts can reach.

After practicing for hundreds of thousands of years, my talent and lifespan are limited after all. I will not be willing to live up to the limit of one million years.

Xue Nu muttered to herself again subconsciously, and then Yu Qingqian listened intently.

Her hearing loss was intermittent, but her hearing was extremely sharp most of the time.

"Oh?" Yu Qingqian turned to look in the direction of Xue Nu, stood up and jumped to land in front of Xue Nu. "It's up to you, I'll kill you."

However, before Yu Qingqian could take action, a slap appeared on her face before Yu Qingqian could.

"Want to kill me? Are you dreaming?"

After being slapped, spun around and landed on the ground, Yu Qingqian's mind seemed to be more flexible than before. She realized that the beautiful young lady should not be messed with, so she squatted on the ground aggrievedly, hugged herself and began to mutter.

"Why am I always the one who gets bullied? Even though I can't do anything, you all have to die, you all have to die, and you all have to be buried with me, otherwise I won't even be able to find a partner to play mahjong on Huangquan Road."

She squatted there and muttered for a long time, completely unaware that the snow girl had walked to her side.

Xue Nu quietly listened to Yu Qingqian's nagging for a while, frowned impatiently, and reached out to lift Yu Qingqian up from the ground.

Yu Qingqian, who suddenly soared into the air, was about to struggle and scream, but when she raised her eyes, she met the cold and heartless eyes of the snow girl, and she fainted in an instant.

"Don't point your ugly face at me." Snow Girl said in disgust.

"Oh" Yu Qingqian lowered her head honestly, with visible grievance in her eyes.

"Let me ask you, who are you?" Snow Girl asked aloud.

"Me? I'm Xiaohua." Yu Qingqian clasped her hands and whispered back.

"what?"

"I'm Xiaohua!" The words were spoken in a straight tone, giving off a bit of Yu Qingqian's second-rate vibe.

Yes, it seems that I really have no memory.

"Who am I?" Snow Girl asked again.

"You?" Yu Qingqian raised her head and carefully looked at the person in front of her, and said hesitantly: "Old Witch, beautiful sister."

Yes, the look in his eyes has not changed.

"Yu Qingqian, if you don't wake up, I will bury you under the locust tree over there. No one will burn incense for you during the Qingming Festival." The snow girl opened her mouth and made up the story based on the human story she heard from somewhere. out.

Yu Qingqian tilted her head and looked at Xue Nu doubtfully, pointing her finger at herself, looking like a goose: "Me?"

"Yu, Qing, Qian" she read these three words again and again, and several vague fragments flashed through her mind.

She wanted to catch it, but it was too late at all.

"Am I Yu Qingqian?" She began to get entangled, and voices kept arguing in her head.

"You are a little flower!"

"I'm Yu Qingqian!"

"You are a little flower! You are a little flower! If I say you are a little flower, you are!"

"I don't want you to say it, I want to say it myself! You are the little flower, and your whole family is a little flower!" This is very Yu Qingqian.

"Yu Qingqian, Yu Qingqian, yes, my name is Yu Qingqian. I live in Room 1001, Building , Tuandou Garden, Tuandou Street." Yu Qingqian's mind was a mess at this time, and her mouth was completely out of control. .

Seeing that Yu Qingqian was about to wake up, Xue Nu was too lazy to care about her anymore. She turned around and prepared to bring Yu Qingqian, the "flower girl", over.

Yu Qingqian held her head, sometimes Xiaohua, sometimes Yu Qingqian, arguing with herself non-stop, completely unaware of the increasingly wrong atmosphere around her.

"We can't let them go. If she really wakes up, we won't survive!" The village chief who had been knocked unconscious had already woken up and said with all his strength, holding on to his weak body.

The other villagers no longer looked like they were cowering as if it had nothing to do with them. They looked at each other with a fierce look in their eyes, and then they rushed towards Yu Qingqian with red eyes, and kept mumbling words similar to spells in their mouths.

Yu Qingqian originally had the upper hand in this dispute. As long as she fully realized who she was, she could return to her own body. But the mantras surrounding his ears had a hypnotic power, gradually turning Yu Qingqian's sober consciousness into chaos.

"Yu Qingqian!"

Xue Nu directly circled her palm in a spiral, fanning all the villagers around Yu Qingqian away, and then shouted loudly into her ear.

Yu Qingqian paused and responded subconsciously: "Hey!" Immediately afterwards, the murderous aura in his soul burst out crazily, and the realm of the God of Death suddenly expanded.

Her eyes gradually regained clarity, she looked at the surrounding situation, then looked at her real body being surrounded by the snow girl, and after a while she blurted out the quintessence of Chinese culture: "Fuck!"

The bride's body softened and fell to the side, and Yu Qingqian's soul finally returned to her body.

After she reviewed everything that had happened in the past few days and the system's irrelevant attitude, she opened her eyes in a not-so-good mood.

Xue Nu raised her eyebrows and looked at Yu Qingqian, "I'll really bury you if you don't wake up."

Yu Qingqian grinned flatteringly, "No, I'm a cheerful little girl. I can make you happy, so you can't bury her."

Coward and cherish life.