Global Cards: I Create Eastern Mythic Card Deck
第215章 1人饰2角,女装粽子哥,纪年版马文才(2合1)(第12页)
"call……"
There was a deep and oppressive dark blue sky above my head, and the cold wind blew in my ears.
Goldman Sachs walked on the spacious but extremely winding mountain road under the protection of two Kalings.
After walking for a long time, there is still no end in sight.
Although walking in the mountains is also a kind of enjoyment with the increase of blood energy, the world is filled with the evil spirit that steals the spirit and invades the soul. If you stay here for too long, it is easy to get the root of the disease.
Indeed, right now it’s just a game for high school students, and “friendship comes first.”
But in essence, cards are still a "killing weapon".
In a duel between killing weapons, even if both sides are prepared to hold back at critical moments, it is normal for them to have a few wounds on their bodies.
"How can a card master be so squeamish? In the extraordinary world, if there is any injury that cannot be cured, I will beat him to death."
"The main focus of the competition is Goldman Sachs...reality."
In the [Du Ruoshan Ghost Temple], Ji Nian holds a small blood-stained bronze mirror in his hand to make final adjustments to his image.
In addition to the standard accessories such as blood clothes, paper horses, burial mounds, and red flowers, he also hung Yingtai's simple and mottled scholar's sword on his body.
Then he pulled the collar to reveal the strangulation marks on his neck, and he was ready.
Turning his head and glancing at the sand table, he saw one person and two Kalings circling back and forth on a winding road, and couldn't help but reveal a sinister smile.
"let's start."
Yingtai, who was also wearing a pale face and a red wedding dress, heard the words and Tingting came forward, helped him arrange his clothes, then turned around and leaned into the wedding sedan.
Two pale and thin hands were folded, revealing ten smooth nails, blood red and sharp.
"Brother Zongzi, come here too."
Ji Nian said, turning to look at Brother Zongzi who was sniffing at the side.
Old Zongzi was currently immersed in the fantasy of delicious food, almost salivating, and did not even hear the instructions of his card master.
Seeing this, Ji Nian decisively took out an ancient copper bell from the sea of consciousness, swung it casually, and made a light sound.
The next moment, the old Zongzi turned his head with a click like a zombie in the old Xiangjiang movie.
This little gadget bought from the two-yuan store is his "dinner bell".
After using it for a long time, whenever he hears the ringtone, this guy will turn his head reflexively.
"Do dead things like zombies also have conditioned reflexes?"
Chronology is also somewhat unclear about such "scientific issues".
But this did not prevent him from mentally classifying "Annual Salted Fish Zongzi" as a groundbreaking experiment on the same level as "Pavlov's Dog".
"Brother Zongzi, we don't have enough people. I'll ask you to play two roles later."
Ji Nian first made some adjustments to the appearance of Zongzi Brother.
The flower feathers on the top of the Yin Wen and the blue and black robes to protect the sun are naturally unchanged, and the main purpose is to change the facial makeup.
There are two horizontal silkworm eyebrows, and a pair of wedge-shaped knife eyes underneath.
His face is green and black, and his beard is short.
There is quite a sense of oppression from feudal patriarchs.
Coupled with the complicated blue and black clothes, the whole body exudes a strange and sinister atmosphere.
This is "blessing my father".
As for "blessing mother"...
Ji Nian lowered his head and looked at the skin card that had been drawn long ago:
He has a kind face and kind eyes, and is elegantly dressed. There are dark red beads hanging on his wrinkled hands, and he has a kind smile on his face.
At first glance, the "appearance" of Lao Zongzi at this moment is two extremes.
It's just that such a sharp contrast adds a bit of abruptness and weirdness to it.
Upon closer inspection, the pattern of the sea of flowers on his clothes was actually made of a layer of "maggots", and the string of beads tied to his hands was also some kind of dark red, sticky gel that wrapped around burnt yellow human teeth.
Just like the saying: "If you are not a family, you will not enter the same family."
"Brother Zongzi, it's up to you to play this role."
Ji Nian said and handed the card to the old Zongzi.
Normally, the role of "Mother Zhu" should be played by a female Kaling.
Mountain ghost is very suitable.
But after all, Goldman Sachs is not an easy character to deal with, and it may be difficult to deal with Daiyu alone.
Adding a mountain ghost will make you feel more at ease.
After all, whether Lao Zongzi wants it or not, this role must be played by him.
"..."
Brother Zongzi stretched out a big hand with sharp nails and a green and black broad hand, and held the card stiffly.
Looking at the image on the card, I couldn't help but be stunned on the spot. I slowly turned my head and looked at the unscrupulous owner with incredible eyes.
Ji Nian couldn't help but reveal a slightly apologetic smile.
This time he really didn't do anything bad, it was simply because there were not enough people around him.
Brother Zongzi is a capable person who works hard, so he should be able to use his body for both purposes.
"Come on, I always think you are the most promising in our family."
"Isn't it just playing two roles? It's a joke."
As he said that, he patted Brother Zongzi on the shoulder.
Brother Zongzi felt like he was being censored, but he couldn't say the word, and he didn't dare to violate the meaning of the year. He could only stand aside with a low eyebrow, as if he had been greatly wronged.
"Okay, aren't we preparing delicious food for you? If you continue like this, I will share your food with the little golden silkworm."
When Old Zongzi heard this, he immediately nodded solemnly, with a serious face, looking more reliable than anyone else.
Ji Nian sighed helplessly when he saw this, but the moment he turned around, he quickly adjusted his mood.
With his right hand pressing the hilt of the sword tied with [Dream Red Gauze], he moved and sat on the colorful paper horse.
From beginning to end, there was a pale and terrifying sinister smile on his face.
"Yingtai, marry me and you can live a good life."
The opening line is a dramatic aria full of "ghost flavor", and the fingers are twirling:
"Open cupboards and boxes, help the newlyweds change their clothes, comb their hair and wipe their faces, and do their make-up skillfully. This will be auspicious days and good luck."
"When a man marries a wife, he crosses the threshold and turns three times forward and three times backward."
Sharp and weird singing and suona sounds intertwined, and a lot of paper money with square holes was scattered between the sky and the earth.
The paper horse slowly stepped forward, its body swaying and its steps light and airy.
"Open the sedan door and pick velvet flowers. Light a fire below and put a whip ten feet above. The torch is burning brightly and the fire whip is noisy."
As the lyrics fell, firecrackers crackled on the road the paper horse walked on.
"A good piece of nanmu, carved with a paper saddle, can keep the house safe for the newlyweds."
"Slender fruit picks are placed, blood-dropping candles are lit, heads are tilted and the breath is lost, and the bones in the red coffin have been withered for a hundred years..."
The sharp and depressing singing gradually fades away as the years go by.
He hung big red flowers on himself, led two crooked-necked paper figures, and left first.
The Red Devil team only got up and started moving after he left for a while.
Goldman Sachs, who also had silver-level mental power, had extremely sharp senses. Even though his mind was a little dizzy due to being burned by the evil spirit, he still immediately captured the underworld music that made people physically uncomfortable.
"This is all done by dog Ji Nian... This is all done by dog Ji Nian..."
He repeated it murmuringly, taking a few deep breaths and trying to adjust his emotions.
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