Douluo: Traveling through Huo Yuhao, starting with Yao Lao

Chapter 233 If God had not given birth to me, I would laugh at the mortal world, and the sun and moo

"Oi! Isn't this classmate Xiao Hongchen? I didn't expect you to come to this palace dinner. What a coincidence!"

Squeezing into the seats of the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy quite familiarly, Huo Yuhao waved his hand carelessly, sat down next to Xiao Hongchen, patted his shoulder and said with a smile.

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Everyone in the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy looked at each other, unable to figure out Huo Yuhao's intention.

Xiao Hongchen looked at Huo Yuhao next to him, curled his lips and said, "Huo Yuhao, what are you doing here? We and your Shrek Academy team should be rivals after all, right?"

"Opponent? Haha, it's just a game. We are all of the same age. Even if we are opponents on the field, we can still make friends off the field." Huo Yuhao poured a glass of wine himself and first looked at the horse sitting at the top. The old man gave me a toast.

Mr. Ma laughed and had a drink with Huo Yuhao, and a light flashed in his eyes.

"This must be Brother Ma Rulong. I have heard before that there is a Soul Emperor among your team." Huo Yuhao picked up the wine glass again and said. "Shrek's teacher often said that soul masters are not as fast as soul masters in terms of training speed, but after seeing you, I found that this theory is wrong."

"Being able to become the Soul Emperor before the age of twenty means you are only two or three people in the inner courtyard of Shrek Academy. If you are our Shrek student, you must be qualified to rank among the contemporary Shrek Seven Monsters. !”

Even though Ma Rulong was tough-minded, he couldn't help but smile after hearing Huo Yuhao's words.

Although he was a student of the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy, he even entered the Mingde Hall. But Huo Yuhao's words are not out of the ordinary. On the contrary, the title of Shrek's Seven Devils is a very high honor for anyone in Douluo Continent.

Even though Ma Rulong is from the Sun and Moon Empire, he grew up listening to the legendary stories of Poseidon Tang San and Shrek Academy. Young people always worship heroes in their hearts, and he naturally has a yearning for Shrek Academy in his heart.

Of course, heroes in books may not be real heroes, and the history you see may not be real history. If Ma Rulong really knew what Tang Shenwang had done, I don't know what he would think.

"As the saying goes, a thousand cups of wine is too little for a close friend. Senior Ma Rulong, I, Huo Yuhao, will give you this cup of wine!"

Ma Rulong smiled and drank a glass of wine with Huo Yuhao. In the eyes of their Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy, Huo Yuhao was still the soul saint with seven hundred thousand year soul rings, the ultimate weapon jointly created by Shrek Academy and Noumenon Sect.

Ma Rulong was also extremely surprised to have Huo Yuhao toast him personally.

And next, it was Huo Yuhao's performance alone. Having experienced the experience of drinking and drinking with all kinds of people in that world when performing tasks in his previous life, Huo Yuhao's accomplishments in the wine shop can be called a dimensionality reduction blow, especially for these soul engineers who are dead technical nerds.

"Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become. Senior Lin Xi, please don't refuse me and quickly pick up the glass."

"Senior Li Yan, I heard that your martial spirit is Li Huo, so we can be said to be the same kind. We must have a drink, come on."

"Senior Chen Fei, Senior Chen An, well, you are a pair of brothers! Okay, great, brothers fighting tigers, father and son fighting in the battle, my father is definitely very happy to have you as a pair of unicorns. , come on, come on, let’s drink.”

Huo Yuhao's mindless flattery and all kinds of jingles that he didn't know where he came from made the entire Sun Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy students confused, and they drank with Huo Yuhao in a daze. How many cups.

The maid who was responsible for pouring wine for everyone was secretly stunned. Huo Yuhao had drank two jars of royal wine in just a quarter of an hour, but she still looked calm and relaxed when looking at him.

On the contrary, the students of the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy couldn't hold on any longer. Their faces turned red and they were already a little drunk.

Finally, Huo Yuhao's eyes were on Xiao Hongchen, and his wine glass was brought in front of Xiao Hongchen, and he said with a smile: "Xiao Hongchen, let's have a drink?"

"As an excellent soul engineer, I will never let alcohol affect my clarity of mind." Xiao Hongchen said with a look of disdain on his face.

"Whether alcohol affects your mental clarity is determined by your body's metabolism." Huo Yuhao said with a strange smile. "Xiao Hongchen, don't you have kidney problems?"

"You are talking nonsense, how could I possibly"

After hearing Huo Yuhao's words, the students from the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineering Academy who were already a little drunk all looked in the direction of Xiao Hongchen, with a strange smile on their faces.

When Xiao Hongchen saw this, his face suddenly turned red, and he quickly waved his hands to defend himself loudly.

"Are you not sick? Drink two drinks if you are not sick?" Huo Yuhao curled his lips and said. "A man can't say he can't do it. Of course, if you don't regard yourself as a man, then forget it."

"I"

Xiao Hongchen angrily picked up the wine glass in front of him, poured himself a full glass of wine, then raised his neck and drank it in one gulp like Huo Yuhao did just now.

However, the royal wine of the Star Luo Empire is truly high-altitude wine, and even those generals on the battlefield feel very happy when drinking it.

And for Xiao Hongchen, who had at most drank low-alcohol ale from some taverns in the Sun and Moon Empire, when he drank this kind of wine, he immediately felt like he had swallowed a stream of fire emitting endless heat.

"Cough cough cough cough."

Xiao Hongchen was choked and coughed repeatedly, but Huo Yuhao said disdainfully: "Why, you just drank half of it? How about the rest for fish farming?"

After saying that, he drank all the wine in his cup and showed Xiao Hongchen a provocative look at the empty bottom of his cup.

"No matter who I lose to, I can't lose to this damn scumbag!"

Xiao Hongchen got angry, closed his eyes, raised his neck, and finally poured the remaining wine down his throat. And it was like a fire was burning in his stomach at this time, giving him a rather novel feeling.

"Okay, very good! Xiao Hongchen, you are qualified to be my opponent. How about we compete with each other to see who can drink more without using our soul power to digest alcohol?!" Huo Yuhao said loudly.

"Am I afraid of you? Just come!" Xiao Hongchen said fearlessly under the influence of alcohol.

However, he didn't know that Huo Yuhao, an old yin, had actually been using the power of strange fire in his body to burn the alcohol that entered his body. It was equivalent to drinking water all the time, and it was impossible to get drunk at all.

Of course, using strange fire does not count as using soul power to decompose alcohol, and Huo Yuhao is not cheating, but is just a little shameless.

Finally, half an hour later, Xiao Hongchen was completely knocked down under the table by Huo Yuhao, but he was quickly helped up by Huo Yuhao.

"What, this won't work?" Huo Yuhao asked.

"No, I won't drink anymore. I admit that I can't drink you," Xiao Hongchen stammered, lying face down on the table. "Huo Yuhao, why can't I compare to you? Why are you so powerful?"

"You know, I also want to hear others cheering for me, and I also want to show off to others and pretend to be B in front of others. I was originally so sure of this competition, but I didn't expect to meet you, all the limelight You have robbed me of everything."

As he spoke, Xiao Hongchen couldn't help but feel sad, and even started to cry softly, which immediately attracted the attention of other students from the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy.

"Hey, you're actually struggling with this little thing?" Huo Yuhao rolled his eyes and chuckled. "It's no big deal. I'll give you an idea to ensure that you can show off in front of others and become the most handsome boy in the entire Soul Fighting Competition!"

"Really, really." When Xiao Hongchen heard Huo Yuhao's words, he even miraculously sat up despite the alcohol. "Huo Yuhao, are you really willing to help me?"

"Of course, first of all, if you want to show off, you must have a decent opening line."

"Just like what I said when I defeated Zhengtian Academy before, a smile shakes the wind and thunder, a anger makes the sea cold, a hand breaks the sky, and a sword dances across the sky. Isn't it very domineering and pretentious?"

Xiao Hongchen nodded repeatedly and said: "Yes, you are so pretentious. What I like most are these lines of your poems. They are so passionate! Huo Yuhao, can you design a louder opening line for me that can make people laugh? The kind that remembers me when you hear it?”

Huo Yuhao nodded, pretended to be thoughtful for a while, and then suddenly spoke.

"If God had not given birth to me, I would laugh in the world of mortals. The sun and moon would be like a long night forever, how about that?"

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