Naruto: My heart is as high as the sky, I want to become a god

The process of sliding down was a bit thrilling. Since the legs slid down first, the pants seemed a little small and tight.

Seeing that she had slipped down again, Zhixiong hurriedly pushed her up several times. In the process, Tsunade pushed her knee into Zhixiong's face. If he hadn't hurriedly pushed her away, this unconscious wave would definitely have made her fall. He deeply understood what the knees of a female tyrannosaurus felt like.

Seeing that she still wanted to lie down, Zhixiong simply moved aside and let him slide down like liquid, finally feeling at peace.

She lay on the smooth floor, her limbs spread out casually, watching Zhixiong sneer, and then like a squid, she kicked off the sofa legs with her legs, and her exposed skin made a sharp friction sound with the floor.

With the momentum, she finally rested her head on Zhixiong's lap, found a comfortable position, and curled up like a kitten and fell asleep.

It's a pity that I don't have a camera at hand now, otherwise taking a picture of her current appearance would definitely make her dig out a large room in embarrassment.

Not long after she fell asleep, she woke up again, reached behind her knees, found a comfortable position on her thighs, lay on her side, hugged her tightly with her hands, and fell asleep again.

"The little rope tree is here this time, so you can't run around anymore."

To be honest, looking at such a mature and attractive beauty sleeping sweetly on your lap, I can't explain it without having other thoughts in my heart.

But thinking that she was drunk because she missed her dead brother, even if Zhixiong had some dark thoughts, he would not reveal them now.

Touching her cheek gently, perhaps too gently, Tsunade made a humming sound of unknown meaning, but she could still see a little bit of her usual mature female temperament.

"Tsunade, you are so beautiful."

"Um"

"Tsunade, you are so beautiful."

"Um"

"Tsunade, are you willing to give birth to a monkey for me?"

"Um"

Every time Shixiong asked a question, Tsunade, who was confused, would always make a humming sound of unknown meaning, which seemed like a response, like an agreement, but also like perfunctory.

Happy time is always short-lived.

Before she could touch her white, tender, fragrant, and slightly warm cheeks, Shizune had already brought a bowl of hangover soup.

After some difficult moving, Shixiong finally managed to right Tsunade.

Drunk women are troublesome, their bodies are soft everywhere, there is no point of strength, and they will bounce back even if they are not in the right position.

Tsunade leaned back on the sofa, tilting her head to one side and breathing evenly. Shixiong and Shizune held her on the left and right, and then they were finally fixed.

Shizune held the soup soup in her right hand, which contained the hangover soup that she had blown cold. Then Shixiong gently pinched Tsunade's cheek, making her unable to help but open her mouth.

The white spoon was slowly stuffed into Tsunade's mouth, and then only a white handle was left outside.

Due to the combination of licorice, the bitter taste of ginseng is not obvious, and even because of the black plum in it, there is a slight sour taste. Overall, the taste is quite good.

The white spoon went in and out of Tsunade's mouth a dozen times, and she had muscle memory. As soon as the spoon reached her mouth, she subconsciously raised her head slightly, opened her mouth, exposed the soft tongue inside, and made an unknown sound. Ahh sound.

The cooperation between the three of them gradually became better. When most of the bowl of hangover soup entered Tsunade's stomach, she subconsciously smashed it in her mouth.

Perhaps feeling the sweet and sour taste, she opened her eyes drowsily, and both Shixiong and Shizune looked at her worriedly.

Tsunade was at a loss and subconsciously looked at her clothes. She found that her clothes were okay and there was no big problem, but she felt a little pain in her lower back.

Then he moved his buttocks so that his pants wouldn't be so tight. Then he gently pushed Shizune's arm away, picked up the hangover soup on the table, and drank it in one gulp.

"Ha, comfortable"

Tsunade licked her lips and looked at Zhixiong: "You prepared this hangover soup, right?"

“I prepared the recipe before, but I didn’t expect to use it today.”

Zhixiong humbly introduced some prescriptions for sobering soup and did not take any credit.

"Thank you just now, Shixiong-kun. I took care of you all by myself. You didn't respond no matter how you shouted, and you even got drunk and went crazy, shouting the name of the rope tree."

When Shizune saw that Tsunade had woken up, she immediately turned on the complaining mode and told her the embarrassment just now, helping Tsunade forcefully recall it.

A certain female tyrannosaurus curled up her toes...

Shixiong was naturally not interested in watching Tsunade explode, so he briefly told her about the attack on the Hokage Building, and then said goodbye.

Everyone was embarrassed to stay here at this time, and Tsunade readily said that she would leave slowly without seeing him off. When Zhixiong left the yard, he could still hear the roar of the Kadong lion in the house, as well as Shizune's weak defense.

The next morning, Zhixiong was in the dean's office, looking through the trainees' learning progress. Hongdou was holding his own notebook next to him, and was introducing it blah blah blah.

At this moment, the door of the office was pushed open with a clang. Hongdou was talking happily when he frowned and looked over.

When she found out it was Tsunade, she could only mutter a few words helplessly, there was nothing she could do, someone with a higher official rank would crush someone to death, and this was still someone who was higher than herself. She didn't know how many ranks higher there was, so there was no way she could do it.

He turned around and walked to the coffee table obediently, took a cup, and prepared to pour Tsunade a cup of tea.

"No, please go out first. I have something to discuss with the dean."

Tsunade looked at Shixiong with a serious face, and his words were serious, as if he really had some secret official business to discuss.

Hongdou turned her eyes to Zhixiong. After seeing him nod, she gently put down the cup and left the office quickly. When she walked out of the door, she didn't forget to close the door and stood outside as a doorkeeper.

After the door closed, Tsunade immediately breathed a sigh of relief, with a arrogant expression on her face.

He walked around the desk and came to Zhixiong, grabbed his shirt and lifted him up from the chair.

"Tell me! What happened at my house yesterday?"

Tsunade's expression was fierce. As she asked, she grabbed Shixiong's clothes and shook them vigorously, as if to shake off some things that should not exist in his brain.

Smelling the fragrance so close at hand, Zhixiang felt as if he was seeing the majestic sea, which was rough and cruel.

"Well····"

Just the word "uh" was already echoed by Tsunade, which shows her strength.

"Stop shaking it. I didn't know anything yesterday. Shizune said you were thirsty, so I asked her to make licorice juice to quench your thirst."

Just as Zhixiong finished speaking, Tsunade stopped shaking. She looked at Zhixiong doubtfully, as if she didn't quite believe it.

"No more? That's all?"

"Yes, that's all"

Zhixiong swore, patting his chest and promising, with a little bit of sincerity in his black and white eyes.