The prosperous era of courtyard houses

Chapter 282, Five Seconds of Real Man

Peng Feiyan's words not only choked Xu Damao, but even Si Zhu almost choked and coughed.

He never expected that his wife would be so fierce, and her attacks would be fatal.

The money for five tables is easy to come by, but the supplies are hard to come by.

Now is the time when the famine is at its most serious, and all kinds of supplies are in short supply in the city, which cannot be achieved by just having money.

At this time, the neighbors gathered in the middle courtyard heard Peng Feiyan's words, and they all turned their eyes to Xu Damao, their eyes glowing green, waiting for him to nod.

Five tables of noodles, how many dishes are there?

嘶哈

Even before the banquet was held, many people were so greedy that they swallowed their saliva.

Xu Damao was so choked that his face turned green.

I didn't expect Peng Feiyan, who usually seemed low-key and peaceful, to be so ruthless. She would grill him when she got the chance, without showing mercy at all.

At these two tables, he only dared to speak because of the help of his biological father and father-in-law. Table five would be a big departure.

Who has the ability to get so many ingredients at this time of year?

Xu Damao subconsciously wanted to reject this outrageous proposal.

But in front of everyone, his pride got in his way, and he didn't want to bow his head and give in to Silly Zhu.

He froze for a moment.

Just as Xu Damao was sitting on the wax, Xu's father behind him stepped forward to rescue him.

Xu's father came up from behind and said to everyone with a smile: "Haha, what Madam Silly Zhu said makes sense. Our Damao also wants to host more tables in the courtyard."

"It's just a pity that the country is currently in a difficult period, and excessive extravagance seems inappropriate."

"Now the superiors have been calling on the masses to be diligent and frugal and to tide over the difficulties together. Even the leaders are setting an example and living frugally."

"If our hospital has a bad leader, it won't be a good idea to spread the word. Lao Yi, Lao Liu, Lao Yan, do you think this is true?"

Father Xu and the first uncle are of the same generation. Although they moved away two years ago, they have lived in the courtyard for more than ten years, so they still have some prestige.

He said this for the sake of it. It is not easy to say what is wrong with the first, second and third uncles.

The other residents in the courtyard had nothing to say. If they kept going on, there might not even be two tables left.

It was hard for Xu Damao and Silly Zhu to continue their quarrel. In the end, the elder Yi Zhonghai stepped forward to smooth things over.

"What Lao Xu said makes sense. The current situation is not suitable. It is enough to hold two tables. There is no need to increase the price and waste it."

"Silly Zhu, you will help Damao take charge tomorrow. This wedding is a huge happy event. We live in the same courtyard, so we should help each other out."

The uncle has said so, so it doesn't matter to Silly Zhu, as long as he doesn't suffer any loss.

So Shazhu shrugged and said, "Okay, as long as the ingredients are in place tomorrow, I promise to do it for you."

After saying that, Shazhu added with a smile: "Xiao Mao, no matter what ingredients are available tomorrow, if there are vegetarian ingredients, I will make them vegetarian for you, and if there are meat, I will make them meat for you. You can take care of my craftsmanship." Don’t worry, it’s absolutely fine.”

"Even if all you get tomorrow are radishes and cabbages, I will prepare twelve dishes for you, hehehe."

De. As soon as Silly Zhu said these words, Xu Damao was not easy to fool.

If he didn't bring out a few meat dishes tomorrow, he would be embarrassed to ask everyone to serve them.

Xu Damao felt aggrieved, his face turned dark, he couldn't pretend to be cool but was beaten.

Big loss

"Okay, make sure there's meat and vegetables, and Silly Zhu, just don't let your hair fall off tomorrow." Xu Damao made an ugly smile, and secretly gritted his teeth.

"That won't happen, haha," Silly Zhu laughed out loud.

The farce between the two idiots in the courtyard was just a small episode, and it ended quickly with the intervention of the first master and others.

After dealing with all the neighbors in the middle courtyard, Xu Damao led his wife straight to the backyard, and then distributed a circle of wedding candies to the old lady and other residents in the backyard, and that was all.

After giving out the wedding candies, Xu's father and Xu's mother led the bride-to-be team and the music master, and beat the gongs and drums to send the couple back to the wedding room.

Back to the wedding room, several dowry bearers quickly unloaded their things and placed the dowry in the baskets one by one in the center of the main room.

The most conspicuous items in the dowry are two large items, a Kaige brand radio and a Shanghai brand sewing machine.

There are also two brand-new sheets, quilts, bright red embroidered pillows, etc.

The rest of the daily necessities such as kettles, enamel jars, tea trays, combs, round mirrors, towels, toothbrushes, soaps, etc. are all available.

As soon as the things were put out, the people who were blocking the door to watch the excitement looked at it and called him a good guy.

Even someone like Sha Zhu, who usually doesn't like Xu Damao very much, couldn't help but be envious and jealous after seeing this pile of dowry.

This is not like marrying a wife. This is clearly marrying a female goddess of wealth.

Not counting the miscellaneous dowry items, the three turns and one ring alone were enough to provide a dowry.

Coupled with the brand new Feige 28 that Xu Damao just pushed back, he only needed a watch to survive when the three-turn bell went off.

This pile of things, including cash and coupons, costs at least seven to eight hundred yuan. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Liu Yanan's family is a wealthy family.

After all, it is Xu Damao who knows how to choose a partner.

After setting up the wedding room, the first man temporarily acted as the master of ceremonies to read out the marriage certificate, and then officially announced that the relationship between Xu Damao and Liu Yanan was established.

After the wedding was over, the neighbors dispersed. Not long after, Xu's father and Xu's mother also led the procession away.

There was no excitement, so Li Weiguo also returned to his house.

When I got home, I turned on the light and made a pot of tea.

But before he sat down for two minutes, the boy Silly Zhu came over.

Silly Zhu came here for no other reason than he was addicted to alcohol and wanted to find a companion to have a few sips with him to relieve his worries.

Although he did not suffer any loss in his fight with Xu Damao today, he later saw the dowry of Xu Damao's daughter-in-law Liu Yanan.

I have to say that Silly Pillar was so upset.

No, this guy came to Li Weiguo with a bottle of Red Star.

Of course, he was not the only one who was sour. There were few residents in the courtyard who were not sour.

"Weiguo, do you have any food to go with the wine? Let's make two cups."

Silly Zhu entered the room, raised the bottle of wine towards Li Weiguo, and sat down at the dining table carelessly.

Naturally, Li Weiguo had no shortage of appetizers, and he happened to be addicted to alcohol. There wasn't much entertainment in the evening, and he was so busy that two cups were just right.

"Okay, wait a minute, I happen to have some peanuts and braised pig ears in the cupboard."

"Hey that's a good feeling."

Opening the cabinet and using the cover of the cabinet door, Li Weiguo took out the things from the static warehouse with a thought.

A stack of fried peanuts and a plate of braised pig ears were all made by Li Weiguo himself in the space during his spare time.

The appetizers were placed on the table, and Shazhu had already found two clean small wine glasses and poured the wine.

"Here, touch one first to moisten your throat."

"Okay, let's walk."

After sipping a glass, the hot drink flowed down their throats, and the two of them let out a long breath of comfort.

It's winter, it's freezing cold, and having a sip of white wine all night makes me feel so comfortable, and my whole body is warm.

The two exchanged glasses, chatted while eating, and laughed when they got happy. The atmosphere was quite good.

Both of them had good drinking capacity. A bottle of Red Star was not enough for them to drink, and they bottomed out after just a few drinks.

Neither brother drank to the fullest, so Li Weiguo found two more bottles of Xifeng wine, bit open the lids and continued drinking.

After three rounds of drinking, when the third bottle of wine bottomed out, Shazhu was already a little tipsy.

Suddenly, Shazhu remembered something, pulled Li Weiguo, sneaked into his ear and said, "Weiguo, shall we listen to Qianggen?"

As he said this, Shazhu nuzzled his lips obscenely toward the backyard.

Li Weiguo raised his eyebrows and raised the corners of his mouth: "That's exactly what I meant."

Just as they said, the two put down their chopsticks and sneaked to the backyard under the cover of night.

When we got to the backyard, we took a look at the corner of Xu Damao's house.

Hey. Several people are already squatting.

Two boys, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, and three brothers, Yan Jiecheng, and even Jia Dongxu, an old married man, were eavesdropping here.

It seems that Qin Huairu is pregnant during this period, and Jia Dongxu is also holding it back.

A few of them also saw Li Weiguo and Shazhu, made a few silent gestures to their lips, and waved to them to come over.

After the two passed by, the eight people looked at each other, smiled at each other, put their ears to the window, and began to eavesdrop in the corner.

After a while, the voices of Xu Damao and his wife came from the room.

"Yanan, you are so beautiful."

"Disgusting~"

"My dear wife, come here and let me kiss you."

"Oops, I hate it~ The lights haven't been turned off yet."

"Turn off the lights, I can't wait."

"Why are you so anxious, you damn ghost?"

After hearing this conversation, Li Weiguo, Shazhu and others covered their mouths and secretly laughed, but did not dare to make a sound.

Soon, the lights in the room went out, and then there was a "rustling" sound.

Then there was an exclamation, and the bed in the room shook rhythmically.

Just when everyone pricked up their ears and listened with great interest, unexpectedly, less than five seconds later, Xu Damao turned off the fire in the room, and what followed was his breathing of "ho ho ho".

What the hell? ?

Five seconds of real man?

Brothers Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiecheng, and the rest of them may not understand what is going on.

However, Li Weiguo, Silly Zhu, and Jia Dongxu looked at each other and almost laughed out loud.

I thought he was so strong, but he turned out to be a scumbag.

Silly Zhu covered his mouth tightly with both hands, holding back his laughter, his shoulders trembling, and after a while he couldn't help laughing.

"a ha ha ha."

"Who?"

"Who is outside?" Xu Damao's angry voice came from the room.

"Exposed, run!"

"Run!"

"Hahaha" x8

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