The prosperous era of courtyard houses

Chapter 123, Boom! !

In the queue at the entrance of the public toilet, the second uncle Liu Haizhong was waiting anxiously in line with his pants held up.

Today, there was a lot of lard residue fried in his house. It was a big plate full. Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu didn't eat it, and Liu Guangqi didn't eat much either. Most of it went into his mouth.

No, now there is too much oil and water, and I'm having a stomachache.

He had been waiting here for a long time, and his turn was about to come, but no one came out for a long time, which made Liu Haizhong anxious.

My stomach is turning upside down and the pain is excruciating. The urge to shit in my butthole is coming again and again. My bangs are turning pale and sweating profusely. I have to clamp them tightly for fear of accidentally squirting out.

If it comes out, your reputation will be ruined.

After waiting for four or five minutes, Liu Haizhong was shaking all over, his face was getting paler and paler, and he was about to lose control when one finally came out.

I have a mother-in-law

For a moment, the dawn of the world seemed to be seen in the bangs. No matter what, he held the waistband of his pants with one hand, plugged his buttocks with the other, clamped his buttocks, stood on tiptoes, and rushed in quickly.

The public toilet is a long row of squat pits with more than a dozen independent pits inside.

Liu Haizhong, who rushed in, was extremely sober at the moment. He saw the vacant pit at a glance and rushed over in three steps and two steps.

As soon as he took off his pants and squatted down, he was about to free himself. Suddenly, a cylinder about ten centimeters long was thrown in through the ventilation window behind him, and it just happened to fall under the pit in the bangs.

Liu Haizhong looked down and saw that the fuse of the thing was still burning, and his head went blank for a moment.

".What the hell?"

"boom!!!"

There was a loud noise, and immediately feces and urine flew into the pit.

Good guy, this time not only Liu Haizhong, but also the cheating friends on the left and right suffered a big disaster instantly.

The shock wave of the explosion swept up the pitmates on the left and right along with their bodies and feces.

"Fuck."

The pit friend on the left who stood up after being blown up had a dull look on his face and didn't understand what was going on at all.

The cheater on the right reacted immediately after a moment of sluggishness. His anger suddenly rose, and he pointed at his bangs and cursed loudly.

"Oh, you idiot! What are you having for dinner?"

"You blew up the manhole with just one fart, and looked at the labor and capital. If you don't give an explanation to labor and management today, labor and management will never end with you!!!"

Liu Haizhong was now covered in feces and urine, with a confused look on his face: ".I'm not, I didn't."

At this time, the cheater on the left reacted with an angry look on his face that was almost distorted: "If you dare to say no again, believe it or not, I will hold you here and let you eat as much as you want?"

"I watched you run in just now. As soon as you squatted down, you let out a loud fart, which blew up the pit. We were on your left and right. Who else could it be if it weren't you?"

"No, it's not. I didn't."

Liu Haizhong stood there, waving his hands in embarrassment and denying.

Suddenly, my stomach was churning and I couldn't hold it in any longer.

"Puff~Plop, crackle"

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"Damn it. You still dare to provoke us?"

"I am.@#￥%..."

Things got louder and louder in the public toilet. Liu Haizhong couldn't explain it at all for a while, so he hurriedly solved the urgent problem, put on his pants and planned to run away.

The two cheating friends got shit all over themselves on New Year's Eve for no reason. If they were willing to let Liu Haizhong rest, they would hold him back and ask for an explanation.

A dozen pit friends in the public toilet also stuck their heads out of the pit to see the excitement here.

"No, you two, listen to me. It really wasn't me who farted. Someone threw a marble into my pit. I am also a victim."

"You mean it? Is there such a coincidence in the world? It explodes under your butt as soon as you squat down? I think you are a fool!" the friend on the left said angrily.

"That's right, if you don't give an explanation to labor and management, labor and management will push you into the tunnel!" The pit friend on the right threatened fiercely.

"No, why are you so unreasonable?" Liu Haizhong said with great grievance. This matter was so coincidental that there was no way to argue with it.

Suddenly, he looked into the pit and found the scraps of paper left over from Mareko's explosion.

Suddenly, Liu Haizhong was overjoyed. He quickly pointed to the pit and said to the two pitmates: "Look, those are the scraps of paper left over from the Mareko explosion. Someone threw them in from the window."

The two pit friends on the left and right looked over after hearing this.

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They looked at each other speechlessly.

After a long time of fuss, it was really Mareko who exploded, and the traces of the explosion in the pit were unmistakable.

The three people who figured out what happened stopped arguing. They immediately transferred their hatred, pulled up their pants and rushed outside, trying to catch the person.

Unfortunately, it was too late when the three of them came back to their senses and wanted to arrest the person. The three of them were arguing for a long time, and the instigator had already disappeared.

After Banggeng threw the marlezi, he was so excited that he hurried back to Liu Guangtian to ask for credit and reward.

"Liu Guangtian, I've already thrown it in, give me the candy quickly!"

Liu Guangtian took a look at the public toilet. Good guy, there was a lot of movement. People at the door of the public toilet poked their heads in to see what was going on. It seemed that they had really been thrown in.

"Hahaha, good job. No, I'll give you some candy. Remember to call me uncle. You know, I call your mother Sister Qin, but you have to call me uncle." With that, Liu Guangtian took something from his pocket. He took out the candy and handed it to him.

"I know, long-winded."

Coming out of the public toilet, Liu Haizhong endured the stench all over his body and left quickly.

There were really too many people watching, and they were all from the surrounding courtyards. Everyone looked up without looking down, and they all knew each other. It was a huge loss of face.

No one would be happy if someone was blowing shit up during the Chinese New Year. Liu Haizhong was filled with anger. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and his chest almost exploded with anger.

Suddenly, he saw Liu Guangtian and the others not far from the public toilet, pointing to the toilet, laughing and joking, so he walked over quickly to ask Liu Guangtian and the others if they saw who threw marlezi inside.

Liu Guangtian and the others were laughing happily. Unexpectedly, they turned around and saw Liu Haizhong running towards them angrily.

"Hey you guys, come here." Liu Haizhong shouted to them.

At this time, Liu Guangtian, Banggan and the others panicked. Unexpectedly, Liu Haizhong was the one who suffered the disaster in the toilet, and was found in front of them.

Banggeng was even more panicked. Seeing that Liu Haizhong was still a few meters away, he hurriedly clarified: "I didn't throw the Mareizi, it was Liu Guangtian who asked me to throw it."

Come on, Liu Haizhong just wanted to ask, but before he could ask, Liu Haizhong just dropped all the sticks.

"Awesome, you."

Liu Guangtian's face turned green now. He was such a stupid son and had no loyalty at all, so he sold it to him directly.

"Okay, it turns out it's you, all come here!"

"Dad, please listen to my explanation"

Liu Haizhong was so angry that his lungs were exploding. No matter what explanation you had, he took out the belt from his waist and pulled it towards Liu Guangtian.

"I'll let you blow up the manhole, I'll let you blow it up."

"Ouch. Dad, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore."

That night, the reputation of Er Da Ye Yipi Town Maokeng spread around Nanluogu Lane.