The prosperous era of courtyard houses

Chapter 121: Seize the pit

After being kicked on the butt, Silly Zhu wanted to get angry, but when Li Weiguo glared at him and winked, he realized what he was doing and touched his nose, feeling embarrassed to say anything more.

Li Weiguo touched Yuyu's head, pretended to remember something, and suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Hey, Brother Zhu and I haven't given Yuyu our red envelopes yet. Come on, let's give out the new year's money."

As he said that, Li Weiguo took out a big black ten from his pocket, and put it into her palm after holding it from Yu Yu.

After giving the money, he didn't forget to signal to Shazhu to express his gratitude quickly.

Seeing this, Silly Zhu could only grimace and reluctantly took out the money from his pocket.

After groping for a long time, I pieced it all together, including the four red envelopes I just got, and I was able to collect eight yuan and five cents.

Such a big man doesn’t even have ten dollars in his pocket. It’s really

Li Weiguo glared at him angrily, grabbed the pile of cents and stuffed it directly into Yuyu's hand.

Yuyu looked at the pile of bills in his hand and raised his head in disbelief.

"Brother Weiguo"

"Okay, this is the red envelope your silly brother and I gave you. Keep it carefully and buy whatever you want." After saying that, Li Weiguo rubbed her head and reassured her to accept it.

"Uh-huh."

Yuyu nodded obediently, lowering his head and sniffing his sore nose.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Li Weiguo felt that his bladder was a little full.

During the New Year's Eve dinner, he, his master, his first uncle, and Shazhu each drank a bottle of Xifeng. They also drank a lot of chicken soup and soda. Now they were full of water.

It happened that he had eaten a little too much in the evening, so Li Weiguo planned to go to the public toilet to fill some water, and then take a walk outside to eliminate his food.

After walking out of the courtyard, Li Weiguo walked toward the public toilet with a flashlight.

Suddenly, there was a "scratching" behind him, and a person jumped out, quickly passed Li Weiguo and ran forward.

Li Weiguo turned on the flashlight and took a closer look, isn't this the third uncle?

What are you so anxious about? Not even a word of greeting.

Before he could recover, several people quickly passed him behind and chased the third uncle in front.

Li Weiguo, who was behind, also saw clearly that it was the three brothers Yan Jiefang.

What's going on? Is this? New Year's Eve.

Does my son want to fuck me?

That’s incredible, you have to go and have a look!

Thinking of this, Li Weiguo took a step forward and quickly chased after him.

Not long after, I chased him to the public toilet.

I thought it was something big, but I didn't expect that the third uncle and the three brothers of the Yan family rushed into the queue to go to the toilet and stood in line while holding up their pants.

Li Weiguo: "."

It turns out that people have three urgent needs.

Li Weiguo shook his head speechlessly and prepared to follow in line.

He didn't know until he got close to the public restroom. Once he got close, he gained insights.

Good guy, it's late at night, and there's a long queue here in the public toilet. There are probably hundreds of people.

We all met at a certain time to squat in the pit to collect food. It was really

Li Weiguo was a little confused at first, but after thinking about it, he understood what was going on.

It must be because of the oil and water!

Materials are scarce in this era. Each person with an imperial household registration has 4 taels of meat per month. People's daily diet is generally lacking in oil and water. When the Chinese New Year comes, no matter how difficult the family is, there will be more or less some meat on the table.

Many families are even reluctant to eat meat several times a year and save it all for the New Year.

If you usually eat vegetarian food, but eat so much oil and water at one time during the New Year's Eve dinner, your stomach and intestines will basically not be able to bear it.

What is eaten must be excreted immediately within three hours.

No, residents from more than a dozen surrounding courtyards were crowded here. Everyone was rushing to squat in the public toilet, and many people continued to come behind.

From a distance, Li Weiguo could hear the people at the front of the team urging loudly.

"Inside, hurry up! Gou'er, are you hatching eggs in there? The labor and management are almost in their crotches!"

"That's right, hurry up inside. If you don't come out, the labor and management will rush in and squat in front of the men!"

“@#￥%%……”

Those in line at the toilet door in front may have waited too long and couldn't hold it in any longer. They covered their stomachs with one hand, blocked their buttocks with the other, and clamped their legs tremblingly.

It was about to leak out, and no one came out for a long time. Gou Ridi, all of them had bad tempers, scolded them when they opened their mouths, and were ready to rush in if they didn't agree with each other.

Not to mention the door to the toilet, even Li Weiguo felt uncomfortable here.

There were several buddies in front of him. They didn't know what they had for New Year's Eve dinner. They were queuing up and kept saying "Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff."

"vomit"

Li Weiguo was so smoked that he retched.

The team was completely unable to queue. The air pollution index seriously exceeded the standard. Li Weiguo covered his mouth and nose and quickly withdrew from the team.

If you delay even one second, your life will be in danger.

"Huhu."

After running for more than ten meters, he let go of his mouth and nose and took a few deep breaths.

Li Weiguo turned his head and glanced at the public toilet where there was a long queue and few people came out. Then he looked at the queue that made continuous "puff" sounds, and shook his head helplessly.

With such a long team, I hope they can hold on and don't pull their pants.

Returning to the courtyard, as soon as they entered the courtyard, brothers Guangtian and Guangfu, as well as a father and a mother from the backyard, trotted out one after another. In such a hurry, they ran to the public toilet without even having time to say hello to Li Weiguo.

Let’s not talk about the two brothers De. Guangtian. The eldest father and eldest mother usually live frugally, and the New Year’s Eve dinner prepared by Li Weiguo was too oily and watery. The couple ate a lot in the evening, and their stomachs couldn’t bear it now.

You said this uncle is the same. With an income of hundreds of yuan a month, even if he saves money for retirement, his life does not have to be like this. He is almost catching up with the third uncle.

Shaking his head speechlessly, Li Weiguo went to the middle courtyard again to look at the Si Zhu brothers and sisters.

Fortunately, everyone was fine. Li Weiguo had taken them to eat some meat from time to time, so there was no shortage of oil and water in their stomachs and no gastrointestinal reaction.

After returning home and closing the door, Li Weiguo swooped into the space and went to water the flowers and plants.

After running back and forth, he was already suffocated before he even got to the pit.

After draining the water, the sound of rain could be heard outside the door.

"Brother Wei Guo, it's Chinese New Year, what are you doing at home, come out quickly, let's go out and set off fireworks."

"Here we come." Li Weiguo responded upon hearing the sound, and then went over to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, Si Zhu's brother and sister were already waiting at the door, holding four or five hundred-ring whips in their hands.

"Hey, Brother Zhu, you have prepared everything, that's okay." Li Weiguo smiled.

"Isn't this girl Yu Yu making a fuss? It cost me one and a half yuan to hang a whip with hundreds of bangs." Silly Zhu shrugged and said helplessly.

"Hehe, isn't this the Chinese New Year? It's a rare time to have fun. Let's go quickly, Brother Wei Guo."

Having said that, Rain couldn't wait any longer, so he took Li Weiguo's hand and walked out.