The prosperous era of courtyard houses
Chapter 118, Interlude
Chapter 118, Interlude
The east wing of the backyard is the home of the second uncle Liu Haizhong.
The second aunt had already boiled the lard and was killing ducks and plucking their feathers with the two brothers Guangtian and Guangfu.
The second uncle Liu Haizhong and Liu Guangqi were sitting at the dining table, eating lard residue and peanuts, drinking wine leisurely.
Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were plucking duck feathers in their hands, but their eyes kept glancing at the plate of lard residue on the dining table. They wanted to eat but didn't dare to open their mouths, so they could only swallow secretly.
The Liu family has always only favored the eldest brother, Liu Guangqi, and good things are always attached to the eldest brother. As for the two of them, they also have a role to watch.
When the second uncle saw that the Liu Guangtian brothers were absent-minded and couldn't finish pulling out a duck for a long time, they immediately became very angry.
With a "bang" slap, he lined up on the table and shouted loudly: "What are you two doing as foreigners over there? Hurry up and go do your homework. Have fun as soon as you have a holiday. Have you done any homework in a few days? Today If you don’t finish your math homework, you won’t have to eat the New Year’s Eve dinner!”
The two of them, who were still absent-minded at first, were frightened by this and almost threw the duck out. They quickly lowered their heads and picked up the ducks, and then went back to the room to do their homework. They were afraid that if one of their bangs didn't please them, they would be beaten up.
Liu Guangqi, who was eating well next to him, lowered his head, his face was as dark as the soles of his shoes, and his heart was filled with anger.
The loud shout in his bangs just now frightened him to the point of peeing again, and his crotch was wet.
This time I was completely caught off guard, and I basically lost control. Half of the tube leaked, and the urine leaked down my thighs and into my shoes.
Liu Guangqi took a deep breath, with a sullen face and said nothing. He put down the bowls and chopsticks, got up and went back to the room to change his pants.
"Boss, why don't you eat? There are still so many."
"."
"I've eaten. You can eat."
After more than an hour, the second aunt had stewed the duck. After eating the lard residue, Liu Haizhong felt a little tired, so she picked up the enamel jar and made herself some tea, then sat down on the chair and waited to eat. It's dinner.
"Guangtian, Guangfu, have you done your math homework?"
When Liu Guangtian saw Liu Haizhong looking over, he knew that he wouldn't be able to finish writing today, so he could only bite the bullet and said, "Dad, I can't do a few questions here."
"I don't know a few questions." Liu Guangfu echoed in a low voice.
When Liu Haizhong saw the two of them cowering, he got angry and immediately cursed: "You two are useless, you can't do anything, and you don't have anything left to eat. Don't you know how to ask? Bring it to me have a look!"
Guangtian and Guangfu shrank their heads, not daring to delay, and quickly handed over the math homework in their hands.
Liu Haizhong glared at the two of them with hatred, then grabbed Liu Guangtian's homework and opened it pretendingly.
Open Guangtian's notebook and read:
The image of the quadratic function y=x is translated to the right by 3 units, and the new image expression is:
Ay=x+3; By=x-3; Cy=(x+3); Dy=(x-3)
Bangs: "."
What the hell is this? Liu Haizhong was stunned on the spot.
He is a junior high school student, so he doesn't know anything about other people's junior high school education.
Come on, if you are uneducated and still try to show off, now you are in trouble
What is junior primary school? Junior primary school refers to the first to fourth grade of lower primary school. Before finishing primary school, you can’t even recognize Chinese characters. This is the reason why Liu Haizhong repeatedly asked for promotion but was not promoted.
Why?
If you are uneducated, you can't even write a complete work report, so how can other leaders like you?
I don’t understand, but who is in the bangs?
How could the second leader of the Siheyuan not understand?
Liu Haizhong pretended to flip through Liu Guangtian's homework, and then looked at Guangfu's question.
Then he got furious and shouted immediately: "You don't understand such a simple question, why are you studying? It's useless if I beat you two to death."
With that said, he turned around and picked up the feather duster hanging on the wall, and used it on the two brothers Guangtian and Guangfu.
"Ouch. Dad, please stop fighting. I don't dare anymore."
"Oh dad, I was wrong"
Liu Haizhong, who was celebrating the New Year, didn't care about the time and drove the two brothers Guangtian and Guangfu into running around the yard, beating them until they screamed.
The news of Liu's family in the backyard quickly spread throughout the courtyard, but others couldn't care less and could only watch.
It was also the first time for Wang Zhenhai to be a guest. He didn't expect to see this scene. He was stunned by Liu Haizhong's behavior. He wanted to beat up the entire courtyard on New Year's Eve. There was really no one else.
The first man's face was not good-looking. After all, there were guests here today. Even if people saw the joke in the yard, where could he put his face as the man in charge?
So he stood up and went out to look for Liu Haizhong with an embarrassed look on his face.
Seeing this, the old lady could only shake her head helplessly and sighed: "Master Wang made you laugh."
Wang Zhenhai didn't say anything, he could only smile and express his understanding.
Silly Zhu cooked the dishes very quickly. In a short time, ten dishes and one soup filled the entire dining table.
It’s so rich!
Braised pork, twice-cooked pork with green pepper, stewed goose in an iron pot, steamed sea bass, fried cabbage with oil residue, scrambled eggs, hot and sour shredded potatoes, steamed eggs, fried peanuts, salt and pepper lard residue, and a pot of stewed chicken soup. The staple food is cabbage and pork. stuffed dumplings.
Li Weiguo had said before that if the four families celebrate the New Year together, the New Year's Eve dinner will be more sumptuous and lively.
But I never thought that I could eat so richly.
A large table of dishes is basically all meat dishes, and the remaining vegetarian dishes also have a lot of oil and water.
"Hey, today's meal is really rich." As soon as the dishes were served, the old lady was shocked.
The dishes on this table include fish, meat, eggs, and goose. The total ingredients alone probably cost more than 20 yuan.
Li Weiguo smiled and said: "Old lady, the Chinese New Year only comes once a year. It doesn't matter if you eat sumptuously. The most important thing is to be lively and happy."
"Haha, that's right. In previous years, most families would have stewed pork vermicelli as a sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner. I haven't seen this for a long time." The old lady said with a smile.
"Old lady, if you want to eat, you can ask Brother Zhu to cook it for you anytime. Brother Zhu has the skills and is good for this." Li Weiguo said with a smile.
Hearing this, the old lady shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't dare expect to eat it at any time. Occasionally, it's okay. Silly Zhu is about to reach the age of getting married, so he has to save some money to save money for a wife. "
Silly Zhu chuckled and said: "Don't worry, I saved it. Besides, it doesn't cost much to get a wife now. It will definitely be enough. You'd better worry about Li Weiguo, he lives a lavish life."
Li Weiguo smiled: "I'm not worried. I'm still early. I'm only twenty after the New Year. Besides, I might even get a wife for free in the future. Don't worry."
"Issuing a daughter-in-law for free? Do you really dare to think, why haven't I seen the country give me one?"
Silly Zhu rolled his eyes at Li Weiguo. He had kissed Li Weiguo several times, but none of them were successful. If he could get a wife for free, there would be no need to go through all the trouble.
Li Weiguo glanced at him and said teasingly: "It should be because your appearance does not meet the relevant regulations, so I can only express my deep regret."
Shazhu: "."
"Hahahaha." Everyone laughed.
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