People are in Hokage, one person at a time

This is probably a common problem among men. Except when they are doing serious things, their minds are filled with yellow waste most of the time.

The same is true even for a passionate male protagonist like Naruto who looks naive and silly. As Naruto's core ninjutsu to save the world, as long as the enemy has a gender, and with Naruto's years of practice, he will definitely not be able to get rid of the tremors in his mind. fate.

Beautiful, not that beautiful, but...

"Your breasts need to be big, your waist needs to be thin, and your butt needs to be perky!"

As he spoke, Naruto moved his hands over his body very coquettishly.

"Pairing it with a charming expression, of course, may still be a little far behind at your current level, but this is the direction of your efforts. Once the expression is qualified, you can add body movements..."

How else can we say that only men understand men?

On a tree not far away, Qingyuan, who had already picked out delicious melons, watched with a smile as Naruto started to commit suicide. Next to Qingyuan, Xianglan, who had grown up eating bitter food, had never seen such a scene before. The little girl Her face was red from suppressing it, and when she saw Qingyuan not paying attention and even staring at the scene, Xiang Liao felt a heat flow from the back of her neck to her brain instantly.

That kid is dead and no one can stop him! I said so!

"Teacher, can I go over and beat that kid up?"

Accompanied by a crashing sound, a chain that looked like gold was suddenly drilled out from behind Xiang Phosphorus.

"King Kong blockade?"

Qingyuan was startled. Although he had known for a long time that Xiang Phosphorus had the potential to awaken the King Kong seal, as the embodiment of the sealing technique, the Uzumaki clan really had the sealing technique written into their bones.

"Don't get excited. Take the chain back first, just like controlling your own arm. As for the kid over there, someone will take care of it."

Qingyuan patted Xiang Lian's shoulder to signal the little girl to be calm. As the best viewing position, just when Sakura rolled up her sleeves and rushed forward, a handsome young man wearing Uchiha uniform suddenly appeared. On another branch of the tree trunk.

As the last piece of the puzzle for Team 7, he didn't wait for Naruto and Sakura to go find him. With some subtle induction, Sasuke, who usually didn't listen to gossip, accidentally chose to take the initiative to find his two teammates.

And this kind of premonition did not disappoint Sasuke. Although Sasuke considered himself an Avenger with an important mission, if all he wanted to see during his spare time was these things...

It looks good. If you like it, please come to more.

What do you mean, when I came over and saw Sakura beating Naruto, this...

With a cold shiver, Sasuke's expression suddenly turned stiff as he raised the corners of his mouth. He thought it was just him dancing alone, but he didn't expect that there were two other neighbors in the tree. When did they arrive in the tree? Yes, have the two of them watched the whole thing?

What's going on with that little girl who looks so kind? There was also the chain behind the little girl. Why didn't he notice the two of them when he came up?

Sasuke's face was a bit at a loss, and his eyes moved. Even though Sasuke was so embarrassed that he wanted to dig out the three rooms and one hall with his toes, but with the awakening of the Sharingan, he just held it back in a hurry. Attention was paid to many details.

"Uncle Qingyuan, you, you are... why do you wear a Kusanagi forehead protector on your head? Is it a mission? Your hair..."

"Well, do you know me, this little brother? What does it mean to wear a forehead protector of a grass ninja? I am originally a grass ninja jounin and came to Konoha as a guest at the invitation of Konoha. Judging from the appearance of this little brother, he should be from the Uchiha clan. You are in a hurry, are those two below my brother’s teammates?”

"Grass ninja, you... I..."

Due to some external factors, Sasuke couldn't organize his words for a while. The main reason was that Qingyuan's face looked too similar to Uncle Qingyuan Uchiha. Now the other party doesn't recognize him. No matter what the reason, he calls him uncle. Sasuke had obviously lost the opportunity.

Coupled with some external factors...

"The breasts should be firm, right? The waist should be thin, right? The buttocks should be perky, right! No clothes, right!"

"Naruto, you idiot, don't you know this is on the street? And the kid over there..."

Sakura's violent punching sound made Sasuke feel a little cold for a moment. Although it was interesting, if Team 7 collectively became a part of some kind of play, how could Uchiha Sasuke...

Before Sasuke could think of a way to get the best of both worlds, he saw that under the intimidation of Sakura, his elder brother Naruto looked like he was breathing more air than taking in air. Although Konohamaru had a special status in Konoha, Under this situation, Konohamaru just wanted to fall into his mother's arms.

"Don't, don't, don't come over..."

Seeing Sakura approaching step by step, Konohamaru turned around and started to run. However, before he could take two steps, Konohamaru felt that his vision went dark, as if he had hit a hard wooden wall when he was a child. Similarly, the huge kinetic energy generated by running out of fear immediately made Konohamaru understand why the effects of force are mutual.

Unfortunately, the hard wall of the wooden ingot did not give Konohamaru a chance to fly backwards. He pulled and pulled to relieve the force, and then a hand without much warmth grabbed Konohamaru's neck.

"You annoying Konoha brat, didn't your adults tell you to open your eyes when you walk? You hit me so hard!"

Konohamaru opened his eyes and saw a guy wrapped in black cloth, with purple paint around his face and eyes, holding Konohamaru's cloak.

The most important thing is the style of the forehead protector on the head of the person. As the mortal enemy of Konoha, Suna Ninja usually appears in history books as ambitious and ruthless villains. Although Konoha will always be the victor in the end, as a The villain, the hostility between Suna Ninja and Konoha is also engraved in the hearts of these chicks.

"Who are you, you...how did you appear in Konoha, ANBU, where are the ANBU ninjas! There are sand ninjas, ouch!"

Listening to Konohamaru making a fuss beside him, how could Kankuro, who came from the Suna ninja, be the kind of person who spoils children? With his fingers bent, Kankuro's chest cracked and Konohamaru's eyes widened.

In fact, it would be over if Kankuro stopped here, but the ninjas of the Suna ninja appeared in Konoha, and they were still full of murderous intent and fully armed. The worst thing was Kankuro's face makeup and smile. If Lin The paint on her face will only make Rin cuter. So with Kankuro's makeup skills, if I guess correctly, this Suna ninja will eat a lot of children in Konoha for one meal, right?