When I was in Ultra, I became Nexus
Chapter 54 Doing things
The night comes quietly, embracing the city gently in its arms. The city is finally tired after a busy day, leaving only dim lights, which are the eyes of sleepy people. The whole world is sleeping, leaving only a deathly silence and silent darkness.
……
Chinatown.
Dushenghua Mansion, front yard of luxury crystal villa, inside the yard.
"This guy in yellow clothes seems to be a Taoist priest from Maoshan? He... looks like a cannon like this?"
"No...I don't know, hehe...hehe, I just think he's so funny? Like a tease?"
Several black-clothed bodyguards in the courtyard saw the yellow-robed master opening an altar to perform rituals, and started talking among themselves.
One of the bodyguards, who was wearing a black suit of a secret agent, took a special look at the yellow-robed master in front of him who claimed to be a Maoshan Taoist priest. Watching every move of the yellow-robed master in front of him, he said blankly: "Hey, look, what are some of the weird gadgets on his table?"
Then, several bodyguards standing at the door of the courtyard moved their eyes to the two-meter-long table placed next to the steps at the door of the villa.
cough cough...
"Ahem!" Master Huangpao picked up the mahogany sword on the sandalwood table with his left hand. When he shrugged, Master Huangpao pressed his nostrils with his somewhat restless right hand. He picked out a ball of boogers that was about the size of a leg-stretching pill, and still muttered, "Comfortable!"
Inadvertently, when I looked at the sky, it had turned into a dark blue night.
Master Huangpao shuddered, and when he raised his head, he happened to see the first shining star floating beside the moon.
"How round is the moon tonight?" Master Huangpao sighed, feeling itchy and a little uncomfortable.
The Huangpao Master, who was swaying from side to side and twisting his waist, deliberately put his right hand behind his butt, making an indescribable movement.
With a "huh" breath, he stuck out his tongue and licked the area around his lips. The yellow-robed master shrugged and glanced at some of the objects placed on the sandalwood table in front of him.
Some strange-looking things were placed on the sandalwood table, in order: yellow talisman, glutinous rice, mouse droppings, black dog blood, tomcat ears, fish eyes, cockroach tree leaves, and yellow robes. A mahogany sword held tightly in the master's hand.
"What is he doing? Picking his nose? Touching his butt?" said Fan Xiaobing, who was standing at the door, and looked at him with a slightly disgusted look.
"Hey", I was still wondering, "What is this? What is this for?"
"Uh..." When he saw the yellow-robed master standing beside the sandalwood table in front of him, he suddenly put his hand inside his pants and touched his butt.
Butler Wang also felt embarrassed and glanced away, "Maybe it's because of the itchy buttocks, Miss Fan. After all, Master is also a human being. This is also a reasonable thing, so..."
Before Butler Wang finished speaking, Fan Xiaobing let out a "hum", clenched his hands into small fists, and gritted his teeth. He casually pulled the door handle of the villa door and walked in quickly with angrily groaning.
Before closing the door of the villa, Fan Xiaobing still complained, "I really don't understand what my dad thinks? He actually believes this? Is this a magician who doesn't have any basic qualities?"
Master Huangpao saw Miss Fan closing the door and leaving, and then glanced at Butler Wang standing at the gate, "Sorry, I just made you laugh. On the way here, I ate some more potatoes and sweet potatoes." It’s puffed food, so I overdigested it all at once and my butt was a little itchy.”
"Uh..." Butler Wang heard Master Huangpao say these words. It seems that this master is also a man of temperament. He nodded, stretched out his hand to indicate, and said: "It's okay. My young lady has been held in the palm of my hand for many years, so she hasn't gone out much. She is also a bit germy, right? Seeing the way you just acted, she was a little bit I can’t get used to it.”
With a sound of "Oh", Master Huangpao used the little finger of his right hand that was touching his buttocks to pick up a big piece of booger. Several security guards he saw next to him were holding their bellies and laughing.
The security guard named Dali who took the lead laughed so loudly, "Hahaha... Then... is that master a fool? I... I have never seen such a person before. This is really the first time I have seen him. "
Several security guards on the side also nodded. The security guards all looked at each other, with uncontrollable smiles on their faces.
When Steward Wang turned around deliberately, he covered his mouth with his right hand, "I'll go, why does this master have to invite a gangster here? Just like this? Can he still claim to be a Taoist priest from Maoshan?"
"Uh..." Feeling that the atmosphere had become extremely awkward, Master Huangpao looked at the actions of the people in front of him, "What? Do you think it's funny? Haven't you ever had your nose kicked in? Have you ever touched your butt? ?”
When Butler Wang saw this and heard what Master Huangpao said, he deliberately walked down the steps.
"No, no, just, then... master, can we start the practice? It's getting dark soon? This rumor of vampires has caused the whole city to be sealed off. Everyone here is worried , they are all so scared!" As Butler Wang spoke, his facial expression gradually became serious.
When I think about the headlines I saw this morning, it was about the appearance of vampires in the city.
Butler Wang was immediately worried. After all, almost everyone in the city knew about vampires.
Therefore, when the relevant departments above informed that there would be a big operation tonight and a city-wide lockdown was to be implemented, all the residents in the city almost unanimously supported it.
But after Fan Xiaobing's father, Fan Tianlei, the CEO of Nignt Fashion Group World Company, found out about these things.
He immediately used his strong relationship background to find a relatively reliable friend in the mainland to help deal with the vampire matter.
But because Fan Tianlei occupies a high position and is the chairman of the world's largest group company, he is also the world's richest man.
Therefore, Fan Tianlei did not have much time to take care of his daughter, but he gave his daughter a black card.
There is endless money on the black card, unlimited amount, you can spend it as you like.
Although Fan Tianlei, as a father, rarely has time to talk to his daughter, he still loves his daughter deeply in his heart.
This Huangpao master who claimed to be a Maoshan Taoist priest was the one Fan Tianlei asked his more trustworthy friend to find.
"Don't worry, don't worry. I am the 152nd generation Maoshan Taoist priest on Maoshan Mountain, and I am also the new generation of Maoshan Taoist priest. It is our unshirkable responsibility as Maoshan Taoist priests to subdue demons and monsters. This little thing is all on me!" As he spoke, the Huangpao Master with a confident look on his face waved the peach wood sword tightly held in his left hand, "Stand back a little, I'm going to start It’s time to do something!”
Then, when he heard what Huangpao said and was about to do something, Butler Wang took a few steps back and said, "Okay, okay! As long as the vampires don't come to our villa, it'll be fine."
In an instant, Master Huangpao, who had turned around in a circle, raised the peach wood sword clenched in his left hand high and placed it on his chest.
When he put the thumb of his right hand to his mouth, Master Huangpao bit the flesh on the thumb of his right hand and dripped a few drops of red blood onto the peach wood sword.
With red blood dripping on the peach wood sword, the peach wood golden sword head was inserted directly into the bowl of glutinous rice.
Master Huangpao swayed his head back and forth like a disco, and followed with his body in a dance-like movement, walking back and forth next to the sandalwood table.
With a scolding, Master Huangpao quickly turned his left hand three times, then threw the peach wood sword with his left hand as if throwing something.
The peach wood sword was thrown into the air more than ten meters above his head by Master Huangpao. He quickly grabbed the black bowl on the sandalwood table and poured a bowl of black dog blood on the cement road in the yard.
Jumping forward, the Huangpao Master's body bounced in the air. With a "Oh Huh" sound, just when he grabbed the handle of the Taomu Sword with his right hand, Huangpao Master's feet just landed on the ground.
Twisting his waist and moving his body, the Huangpao Master raised his hands neatly and threw the camphor tree leaves on the sandalwood table to the ground.
In an instant, Master Huangpao picked up the yellow talisman on the table with two fingers of his right hand, "The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited, the Supreme Lord shows his spirit, and he is as urgent as the law!"
Master Huangpao shouted some words that were incomprehensible. Looking at his somewhat confusing behavior, several security guards were puzzled.
"The soldiers, fighting, are all in formation, in front. The demons and ghosts leave quickly, the demons and ghosts leave quickly!" "Ahhh..." shouted some jagged yellow robes that made it difficult to understand the words. The master said some strange things.
Master Huangpao was also doing some incomprehensible movements. I wonder if his nose was itchy or something? Just when Master Huangpao held the mahogany sword in his left hand, the fingers of his right hand picked up another piece of booger.
"Is there so many boogers?" Butler Wang on the side couldn't help but wonder, "Is this already the fourth booger?"
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