Genshin Impact: Become a heart-stealing thief in the land of justice

The next day, the streets of Fontaine were filled with the latest news, saying that the gangster's operation at the Opéra Opéra-Opéclair was successful again yesterday! The blue gem on the seat of the Water God Funina disappeared. The Water God was kidnapped by the robbers and begged for mercy again and again, losing her face!

The latest headline on the "Steam Bird News" is this news. Logically speaking, it should be a shame for one's own god to be kidnapped by thieves and have his gems stolen, but it is unimaginable that the citizens of Fontaine agree...

"Ms. Funina has no face at all, so how can she lose her face?"

So the next day's "Steam Bird" headline changed to this sentence, and it was written in big red letters at the top of the newspaper for fear that readers wouldn't see it. This was really fun.

After Kong and Paimon read the relevant reports in the latest newspapers for two days in a row, their expressions were very rich, and they both began to consider whether to go to Momang Palace to visit and comfort Funina.

"Oh? Does our water god still need someone to comfort her? She won't take these words into her heart."

While Sora and Paimon were discussing in front of the newspaper stall, a male voice broke in from behind Sora, successfully attracting their attention.

"It's Mr. Yu Shui!"

Paimon first saw Yu Shui walking towards him, wearing casual casual clothes of Fontaine style. He seemed to be in very good condition, with the spring breeze and the sun shining brightly. He must have encountered something good these days.

After saying hello, Yu Shui went over to read today's headlines in the "Steam Bird News".

"You can make your people so happy, and you have time to talk and talk about it after dinner. Isn't it too late for Funina to be happy? Isn't she always like this?"

"Okay...it seems so."

Yu Shui's words were so direct that Kong and Paimon didn't know how to respond, so the well-informed traveler quickly changed the topic to talk about something else.

"Yu Shui, you seem to be in a good mood. Did something good happen?"

"Did I show it so obviously? You actually saw it."

Yu Shui held his face in surprise, his eyes widened with the most classic expression of surprise... In this situation, Jing Kong really wanted to say something: every move he made was carefully planned!

In short, ignoring these overly lively accents, Yu Shui doesn't mind sharing the good things that happened yesterday with the two of you. Specifically, he met a mermaid on the road yesterday. She said that she was a nurse from Merlo Petersburg. The boss works part-time to distribute flyers.

It was Warden Leosley who was recruiting assistants, so he asked her to come to the street to promote it.

"so…?"

"So, I submitted my resume. I believe that my talents are among the best among my peers in Fontaine. This career should be within my grasp."

"Hey?! It's really true. Mr. Yu Shui, why do you suddenly want to be Leosley's assistant?"

Kong and Paimon looked surprised, but Yu Shui couldn't say it was because he wanted to play a cat-and-mouse game with Leosley, right? Although a cat is not a cat or a mouse.

The warden would never have imagined that the thief who was regarded as a thorn in his side would be bold enough to apply for his assistant. When his identity is revealed, his expression will definitely be very exciting!

But these couldn't be explained clearly, so... Yu Shui pretended to be coy and moved closer to the two of them.

"You must not spread the word! Actually...it's because I admire the warden very much, so I want to try to see if I can develop an office romance or something!"

Sora & Paimon: (⊙o⊙)

Can this be stated clearly? ! Mr. Yu Shui is really surprisingly honest. Is this a cynical prodigal?

"Okay, let's end this topic. I remember I told the travelers before that I wanted to treat you to dinner at the Opera House. It happens to be so close to the Depo Hotel, so why don't we go together?"

"Eat?! Okay, okay! Traveler, you are so mean. Mr. Yu Shui didn't even tell me that he wanted to treat me to dinner~"

Pamon's eyes lit up when he heard about eating, while Sora could only smile awkwardly... Could he say that he didn't take it seriously at all?

I hope Yu Shui's wallet is still safe.

……

'Leosli, do you really recognize me? Do you really recognize...who I am? '

"Uh-huh!"

Waking up from his dream again because of these words, Leosley sat up on the couch in his office and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

These days, he has been recalling You Lin's words at that time. He seemed to be implying that the real himself was beside Leosley, and he could be anyone around him.

However, Leosley immediately eliminated all those with a height of less than 1.8 meters, especially Xigwen. That little dwarf Meluxin could not be a big thief.

"Who the hell are you? It's so funny."

Leosley felt that he was a little suspicious during this period and saw that everyone was not right. He knew that this state was not normal, but the psychological pressure put on him by the big thief Youlin was really great.

After three years of playing opposite each other, I don’t even know what the other person looks like.

"Hmm...Xigwen, you should be here, right?"

"Your Majesty Duke, what are you calling me for?"

Shigwen appeared directly after being called by Leosley, like an elf everywhere, so cute...

"Is there any news about the assistant warden I asked you to recruit?"

"Reporting to you, Your Majesty the Duke, most of the people who heard that they were your assistants ran away! I distributed flyers for three days, and only one person submitted his resume."

Higwen looked a little aggrieved and a little confused. Master Leosley is obviously so good, why are the citizens afraid of being his assistant?

Leosley was not surprised by the result, he was just curious about who was the only one who submitted a resume.

"It seems that his name is... Yu Shui, and he is a member of the Thorn Rose Society."

"Huh? It's that guy..."

A figure quietly appeared in his mind. He was an acquaintance even if he had not spoken to him before. He wanted to be an assistant... and it could not be because of lack of money.

interesting.

The assistant's assessment took about ten days, and all the assessment questions set by Mello Petersburg were completed easily, just as Yu Shui expected.

It may also be because there are no competitors that it is very fast. In the early morning of the tenth day, Yu Shui followed the instructions and went to Irie Island, behind the Opécle Opera House, which was the only place where Fontainebleau had access to Merlot. Petersburg Passage.

In front of the elevator is there a tiny and extremely cute Meiluxin?

"Mr. Yu Shui, first of all, congratulations to you for successfully passing the assessment of our Mello Petersburg through five tests and six generals. From today on, you will be the personal assistant of Lord Warden Leosley!

Well, I am the head nurse of Merlo Petersburg, Higwen, who works part-time as a receptionist. We have already met, right? "

"Originally, there was no second applicant... Uh-huh, I'm Yu Shui."

Yu Shui complained in a low voice, but it really reached Xi Gewen's ears. Her voice paused, and when she spoke again, she was already a little more angry!

"In short, I hope Mr. Yu Shui can work well and assist the Duke in managing Merlo Petersburg so that he can do things with peace of mind!"

"Your Majesty the Duke? Oh...Okay, okay, I will definitely serve Lord Leosley to the best of my ability~"

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Sigwen: I always feel that the service you are talking about and the assistance I am talking about do not mean the same thing.

It's just that Yu Shui's big innocent eyes were too pure, so the strange feeling disappeared.

Below the elevator is the registration office of Merlot Petersburg. Perhaps because no one usually goes to Merlot Petersburg, the receptionist thought Yu Shui was a new prisoner.

"Is this the new prisoner? Come and register, take a picture..."

"Oh, Mr. Yu Shui is not a prisoner, but the Duke's new assistant!"

Before Yu Shui himself could explain, Xigwen explained it on his behalf, so Yu Shui himself could only scratch his head and nodded.

This scared the receptionist and made her apologize profusely.

"It's nothing...but I'm a little curious about the place where prisoners are photographed. Can I go there and take a photo?"

"Ah, of course. Even if you are not a prisoner, you can still try that prisoner photo."

Just think of it as a feeling in advance...

One picture from the front and one from the side. Even the black and white photo cannot hide Yu Shui’s handsomeness and eye-catching appearance!