Guo Xiaolong was choked by what he said, "..."

Before he could think of how to refute, he heard Chi Chi utter another sentence that was almost going to kill him.

"Uncle Xiaolong, you are so old, but you still don't find a female to mate with. Is it because you are not good enough?"

By the way, there were many times when he accidentally overheard those uncles secretly discussing whether he could do it or not.

Uncle Xiaolong is usually so nice to him, so he needs to pay attention to this issue.

"Pfft~"

The two men standing behind Guo Xiaolong couldn't help but burst out laughing.

But then he saw Guo Xiaolong turned his head and gave him a murderous look. He immediately covered his mouth to indicate that he didn't hear anything.

But the smiling eyes that could not be concealed and kept glancing at Guo Xiaolong's lower body betrayed their gossipy mood.

Who made this guy behave like a pure and ascetic monk every time we go out to have fun together?

Even when going to a foot massage parlor, they specify that they want a male technician.

It's really hard not to think too much.

Here, Chi Chi was still sighing like a little adult.

He pointed at the little beetle in his hand and said with emotion, "Uncle Xiaolong, you should be proud of yourself as a human being."

Guo Xiaolong: “……???”

What kind of weird and unorthodox chicken soup for the soul is this?

When had he fallen to the point of competing for superiority with a tiny beetle?

At this time, Guo Xiaolong deeply felt the horror of the generation gap.

Several people in the room were amused by Chi Chi's bizarre remarks and wanted to see what shocking words he would come up with next.

He lived up to everyone's expectations and blinked his big, sparkling eyes.

Crisply said:

"You know, little Huihui is very pitiful. He was born just to fulfill the mission of mating and reproduction."

"Because, after a fateful mating, its life will come to an end."

"So, Uncle Xiaolong, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but you don't have to learn from Xiao Huihui and be that dead ghost who is so romantic under the peony flowers, but as the saying goes, you have to pick the flowers when they are ready to be picked, otherwise after the blooming period, you will become an old tree that can't be picked even if you want to."

Everyone in the room: “……!!!”

All the adults' eyes fell on Guo Xiaolong's face.

What a sin...

A young man who hasn't even had a relationship is described as an old tree?

Jiang Ruyi, the mother, was speechless at this moment, feeling both funny and a little embarrassed.

Seeing Guo Xiaolong's face flushed, he deliberately put on a stern face and scolded: "Chi Chi, who taught you these words?"

"Ah?" Chi Chi blinked, "No one taught me, isn't it written in the book?"

He scratched his head, "...Did I say something wrong?"

Jiang Ruyi twitched the corners of his mouth, and looked at Guo Xiaolong, who looked like he had been struck by lightning and had not yet recovered, and the two subordinates behind him who were covering their mouths tightly, afraid that they would laugh out loud again, but whose whole bodies were shaking.

He rubbed his temple helplessly.

"Well... theoretically it's not wrong, but... well... you put it very well, don't say it again."

Her inner OS:

Wow... How come kids nowadays understand everything at such a young age?

Now she can still lecture him by relying on her status as an old mother.

When she grows up a little bit, she might not be able to argue with him anymore.

At this moment, Jiang Ruyi has successfully foreseen various future debates on "loving mothers and filial sons".

big head.

But Chichi didn't get the fucking main idea at all.

He also patted Guo Xiaolong, who was still in a trance, and said, "Uncle Xiaolong, don't be discouraged. As a man, we can't say we can't do it."

"Don't worry, I'll have grandpa give you a few injections later to keep you strong and healthy..."

"You are a mature adult now, so don't be afraid to seek medical treatment..."

"You have to think about it this way. Compared with Xiao Huihui, don't you think you are very lucky because you can mate many times in your life..."

Guo Xiaolong's mind was buzzing with thoughts, and the barrage was filled with the word "mating".

His face flushed again: "......!!!"

This is this...

Should I feel lucky?

Compared with this little beetle, I seem to be quite lucky.

But at this moment, I just want to find a hole to crawl into.

What kind of bear kid is this...

Who would be willing to discuss such a profound topic with you in public?

With a head full of black lines, he grabbed Chi Chi into his arms and said, "I'll go out and discuss with Chi Chi the correct way to open Xiao Huihui."

Then, he ran away.

Behind him, the two men couldn't hold back any longer and bent over and burst into laughter.

"Hahaha...hahaha..."

Even Tao Tao, who usually didn't show much expression, couldn't help but grin.

Oh, how can children be so fun.

Especially the three brothers in the boss's family, each one is funnier than the other.

Of course, the premise is that the target of their prank is not themselves.

……

Eliot always thought of himself as a lonely person.

From childhood to adulthood, since before he was born, the things surrounding him and enjoying him were almost all the best things in the world.

Everything happened naturally and naturally.

His father is the current head of the Jinyang family, and his mother is a little princess from a certain old capitalist country. They poured all their love into him, their eldest son.

Coupled with his amazing talent and ability that he showed early on, his fame was pushed to an incredible height.

Everyone around him, including his brothers and sisters, looked at him with admiration and respect.

Treat him like a god.

I served her with great care, not daring to harbor the slightest disrespectful thought.

This also makes Eliot appear to be a gentleman and approachable on the surface, but in fact he doesn't care about anyone deep down and is extremely arrogant.

The scenery on the top of the mountain was beautiful, but there was no one to share it with him.

It's not that he is picky, but he thinks there is almost no one in this world who is worthy of him.

……

Elliot first encountered 052 one winter when he was a teenager.

At that time, out of interest, he secretly started a new research topic, which was to use the poisonous insects donated to his family by the Teng tribe to study the extraction of the poison and the possibility of large-scale use.

After all, he felt that those tiny little bugs were so cute, but they could only cause damage to one person, which was too limited.

He wants to innovate...

He wants to break through...

He wants to maximize the value of those little bugs...

He has always been a person who does whatever he thinks of, but this matter is too unbelievable and too dangerous. The family has always taken him seriously and may not agree to let him take the risk.

So, he used the money he earned to secretly form a research team without telling his family, and privately traded poisonous insects with the Teng clan.

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