Xingtie: Reborn as a cat and Fu Xuan eavesdrops on his heart

"Damn it! Why do I have stinky feet?! I have to let this little stupid cat smell it for a while! My feet obviously don't have any odor!"

Fu Xuan was thinking as he walked towards Liu Guang, then unceremoniously grabbed Liu Guang by the back of his neck, picked him up and walked towards the bathroom.

Liu Guang: Huh? ! Why does Lord Taibu seem a little unhappy? Who provoked her?

Fu Xuan: Isn’t it because you, the little kitten, are so angry? !

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After entering the bathroom, Fu Xuan put Liu Guang in a basin, and then started to put hot water in, preparing to bathe this not-so-serious kitten.

[Um? Master Taibu, are you going to give me a bath? ! Hey hey hey! I’m very excited just thinking about it! ! ! ]

Fu Xuan:? ? ? no? ! What are you excited about? ! Isn’t it said that cats are afraid of bathing? Why are you so weird?

Moreover, it is obviously such a soft and cute voice, why does it sound so...perverted?

at the same time......

[Please host accept new tasks! When Fu Xuan helped the host take a bath, wet Fu Xuan's clothes with water! The wetted area needs to be 30%! 】

[After the mission is completed, the host will have half an hour to transform into human form. If it fails, the host will gain 200 grams! 】

Hearing this mission punishment, Liu Guang's mouth couldn't help but twitch, good guy! Am I still gaining weight for my size? ! It’s all a big cat weighing 13 pounds!

[In this case...then I can only apologize! My dear Lord Taibu! 】

Fu Xuan, who was putting the hot water on at this time, was instantly confused!

what happened? Why did this kitten suddenly apologize to me? It doesn't seem to have done anything sorry for me, right?

Fu Xuan was thinking when he saw Liu Guang lift his right front paw and then put it in the water basin.

Fu Xuanzheng was puzzled. This stupid little cat put his hand into the water basin. Could it be that he wanted to enter the water on his own initiative? So good? !

However, it was obvious that she was overthinking it, and it could even be said that she was fanciful!

After Liu Guang put his paws into the basin, he stirred it a few times so that the white hairs on his paws were fully wet with the hot water!

At the same time, the originally clear water in the basin also became turbid.

Fu Xuan's eyes widened instantly. Is this kitten so dirty? !

At this moment, Liu Guang suddenly raised his paw! The subsequent splash of water accurately landed on Fu Xuan's white silk!

Fu Xuan was stunned, what was it doing?

Before Fu Xuan could react, Liu Guang put his paws into the basin again, this time even putting both paws in!

Just like before, Liu Guang quickly raised his paw and splashed water on Fu Xuan's skirt and white silk.

Because the white silk was wet with water, it stuck tightly to Fu Xuan's smooth, jade-like skin.

[Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and gaining half an hour to transform into human form. 】

Liu Guang seemed very happy when he heard that the mission was completed, but looking at Fu Taibu who was all wet, Liu Guang couldn't help but feel a little guilty.

[Well! I'm so sorry, my Lord Taibu! I am also helpless! qwq]

At this time, Fu Xuan also realized that this little guy got himself wet on purpose!

But for some reason, Fu Xuan wasn't angry at all, especially after hearing this guy's voice, he couldn't get even more angry!

But seeing the little kitten in front of him with his head lowered and a guilty look on his face, Fu Xuan also felt a little funny.

You know it's wrong, but you still do it? How strange!

"Oh! Forget it! I have to take a shower and change clothes anyway, so if you get wet, just get wet!"

Fu Xuan said deliberately.

When Liu Guang heard this, the guilt in his heart also eased a lot. After all, Fu Xuan himself didn't care, right? This system should not issue such weird tasks next time!

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After some fun, Fu Xuan filled the basin with hot water, then picked up Liu Guang and put it into the basin to wash away the dirt on his hair.

What made Fu Xuan relieved was that Liu Guang behaved very well in the water, unlike most other cats who get excited when they encounter water.

But... maybe it would be better if what this guy was thinking could be more serious!

[Um! It's so comfortable to be bathed by Taibu-sama! Yeah! That's it! Taibu-sama, please press it for a while! That's so comfortable! ]

Fu Xuan: Just be comfortable if you feel comfortable. Can you stop making strange noises? ! You are just a little kitten, why do you have so many inner dramas? !

[Lord Taibu, please be gentle! The water got into my nose! What a fool! It’s really disturbing to be so stupid! Let me take care of you from now on! ]

Fu Xuan:? ? ?

At this time, Liu Guang was enjoying the bath when her butt was suddenly slapped by Fu Taibu. Although it was not very severe, it was extremely insulting!

Liu Guang looked at Fu Xuan in shock, as if he didn't understand why the other party hit him.

And Fu Xuan was very satisfied when he saw Liu Guang's shocked eyes!

"Humph! This is the consequence of saying that I am a fool in your heart!"

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After giving Liu Guang a bath, Fu Xuan picked up the towel he bought specially for him and wiped the water off his body.

[Well? ! Why doesn't Taibu-sama wipe me with her pink bunny towel? This way my body will be stained with Taibu-sama’s scent! ]

Hearing the other party's thoughts, Fu Xuan couldn't help but smile.

"Hmph! You actually want to use my towel? That's a pretty idea! I won't let you use it!"

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Since the hair was dense, it would definitely not be dry with just rubbing, so Fu Xuan had to use a hair dryer to dry Liu Guang's hair.

But this time, Liu Guang acted extremely uneasy, even scared!

The reason is very simple. Cats' hearing capacity is three times that of humans. Sounds that many people think are very small sound very loud in the ears of cats, let alone hair dryers that are already noisy!

Liu Guang: Ahhh! I finally know why cats hate hair dryers! This sound is too loud! ! ! My ears are going to explode! My head is going to explode too! When will it end? ! !

Listening to the other party's wailing in his heart, Fu Xuan couldn't bear it, so she thought about deducing whether the other party would catch a cold if Liu Guang didn't blow dry his hair.

If not, then you won’t blow it yourself.

However, when Fu Xuan started to deduce, he found that the future of the little kitten in front of him seemed to be shrouded by a big invisible hand!

In other words, when I wanted to deduce the other party's future, my "eyes" were shrouded by this invisible hand!

I can't see what will happen in the other person's future at all...!

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