Elf Adventure Team: I am Tan Xiaoshi

"Well~ Good morning~" In the early morning, the senior sister stretched and woke up from the bed: "Well~ Really, I was so proactive last night, but you didn't react at all."

"Yao Ling~ Are there...something wrong with you?" Looking at the worried look in his senior sister's eyes, Yao Ling shook his head.

After pushing Senior Sister back to the bed, Yao Ling said softly, "Have a good rest."

"Hey~ You're leaving now? Humph~ a heartless man!" Watching Yao Ling leave, the senior sister pouted and wrapped herself in the quilt angrily.

After leaving the senior sister's room, a little boy with green hair accidentally bumped into Yao Ling.

"Are you... Senior Brother?" Looking at the red-eyed boy who was knocked to the ground, Yao Ling reached out his hand to pull him up. However, the boy ran away with a red face and a book in his arms.

Looking at his senior brother running away, Yao Ling sighed, "Why is he still so shy in the illusion?"

Seeing this, Yao Ling left his sister's house and wandered aimlessly on the street. Then, his eyes were attracted by an arcade on the street.

As he hadn't been here to play for a long time, Yao Ling walked in. In the arcade, a blonde girl was constantly tapping the game console in front of her.

"KO! I win!" As the character in the game console was defeated, the blonde girl stepped directly on the game console: "Hahaha! I am the strongest! Come on! Who else wants to challenge me!"

Just as the blonde who called herself Jiujiu looked around at the passers-by, her eyes were immediately attracted by Yao Ling who was hidden in the crowd.

"Oh Ni~" Jiujiu threw herself into Yao Ling's arms with a very sweet voice. Jiujiu bit her lollipop and looked at Yao Ling with a wronged face: "Oh Ni, where did you go last night? Sniff~ Why do you smell like a bad woman! It must be that bad woman, Senior Sister! She brought Oh Ni home and must have eaten him up!"

"Why do you have such a rich imagination, you guy?" Yao Ling stretched out his finger and flicked Jiujiu's head.

The latter covered his forehead with his hands, looking aggrieved: "Wow, Onii-chan doesn't love me anymore! I'm going to go back and tell mom and dad!"

"Ah~ you guy." Seeing Jiujiu crying and making a fuss, Yaoling reached out and stroked Jiujiu's head: "Go back first, and we'll talk about it after you get back."

"Great! Oni-chan, come and hold my hand!" Yao Ling looked at the hand that Jiujiu handed over. With a helpless expression on his face, Yao Ling held the other's hand and walked all the way back home.

He took out the key and inserted it into the door lock. As the door lock turned, Yao Ling slowly opened the place in front of him that was called home.

"Ah~ Welcome back Yaoling, how was your night last night?" The Cang Yan Ren ghost mother with long purple hair was holding a pot of food that was completely unbearable to look at and asked Yaoling.

"It's okay. By the way, Mom, what is this?" Yao Ling looked at the item in his mother's hand.

"Hehe~ Isn't your dad feeling a little weak recently? So I made him a pot of all-inclusive soup to nourish his body." Speaking of this, Cang Yanren Ghost Mother said shyly.

"Ah... I hope dad is okay. By the way, where is dad?" After praying to Red Lotus Armor's dad, Yao Ling asked about his dad's whereabouts.

"He's fiddling with his treasures in the study. Be careful and don't scare him." After saying that, the Blue Blade Ghost Mother took a look at the Ten-Ingredient Tonic Soup in her hand and said, "Hmm... isn't it too hot to drink now? How about leaving it for a while?"

"This is not a question of whether it's hot or not. Can we still survive if we drink this?" Yao Ling and Jiu Jiu looked at each other. Of course, they would not say this out loud and could only keep it in their hearts.

As Jiujiu rushed to find the Blue Blade Ghost Mother, Yaoling came to the study room at home. When he opened the door, he saw his Red Lotus Armor Cavalry father sitting in front of the computer playing Red Alert.

Honglian Kaiqi's father is a middle-aged man with red hair. Although he looks a bit non-mainstream, he is still very strong. If it weren't for the deep wrinkles at the corners of his eyes, everyone would mistake him for a college student.

"Huh? You're back?" Red Lotus Armor Knight's father was not good at speaking. He glanced at Yao Ling and continued to focus on the Red Alert game in front of him.

Seeing this, Yao Ling didn't say anything, but just quietly retreated and closed the door.

As the sun sets, the aroma of food fills the room. Yao Ling quietly prepares three dishes and a soup, and the family begins to feast on them.

After dinner, Red Lotus Armor Knight's father continued to play his Red Alert, while Blue Flame Blade Ghost's mother was thinking about whether to drink the tonic soup she made now or wait a while.

The blonde loli Jiujiu was lying on the sofa playing her NS game console. By the way, she was playing Pokémon Exploration Team DX.

As for Yao Ling, he came to the rooftop. Leaning on the edge of the fence, Yao Ling smoked a cigarette that appeared in his hand without knowing when.

The setting sun slowly descended, finally disappearing into the towering buildings. The bright moon slowly rose, and the neon lights also reveled with the arrival of the moon.

The constantly flowing crowd gathered in Yaoling's eyes, the mixed sound of vehicle horns blocked Yaoling's ears, and the complex smell mixed with oil smoke and exhaust covered Yaoling's nose.

Finally, as the cigarette in Yao Ling's hand burned out, Yao Ling closed his mouth on his own. At this point, all seven orifices were sealed, and Yao Ling completely became a member of the illusion from this moment on.

...

"Boring." However, as Yao Ling whispered, the Star and Moon Secret Art flowed in his chest, and the golden sword of regret passed through the illusion, directly splitting the scenery in front of him into two.

In the universe, Yao Ling, who was dragged into the illusion, woke up. From the time he fell into the illusion to the time he left it, it was only three seconds.

[Hmm? Awake? Congratulations, you are one of the few who have escaped from my illusion.] The Collector was not surprised to see Yao Ling wake up.

Rather, if Yao Ling was immersed in an illusion, then He would feel surprised.

"You seem very confident that I will get out of the illusion." Yao Ling looked at the Collector, and the Collector nodded without concealment.

[Yes, I have met many beings who can escape from my illusion, but they seem to be on the path of developing their own spirit and soul, so they don’t have bodies as strong as yours.]

[You are different. Not only do you have an extremely special soul and an unyielding spirit, you also have a powerful and incomparable body. Yaoling, you are my most perfect collection]

[But I still feel a little lost. If you had fallen into my fantasy, you would have felt less pain and despair. What a pity. I hope the next battle won't tear you apart.]

"It's just the concept of immortality, don't be so confident."