When I was chased at the beginning, I opened my kaleidoscope instantly!
Chapter 98 Tsunade: Haha, why did the flying dragon rider lose?
"You know Tsunade's temper. If I go there... to plead for you, she will definitely beat me to death." Orochimaru admitted.
"Are you afraid of something stupid?"
Uchiha Kage squinted his eyes and said: "Don't think I don't know. Your body is almost filled with Hashirama cells, and you must be much stronger than Tsunade... Are you afraid of her?"
"You have good eyesight, but it doesn't matter whether you are strong or not. What's important is that you can't mess with an angry woman. I still understand this."
Orochimaru showed a look of reminiscence: "When I was young, in order to chase Tsunade, Jiraiya asked me to cooperate with him to be a hero to save the beauty... but I was beaten to pieces by Tsunade."
"Now that I think about it, how could I have agreed to Jiraiya and do such a stupid thing?"
"..."
Uchiha mirror looked at him.
I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, Orochimaru was really different.
The difference from the original work is that he only experienced the death of the sacred tree, while Kato Dan originally fought with Iwagakure Village and was accidentally ambushed and died.
But due to the Second Ninja War,
Uchiha Kagami and Senju Tobirama worked together to defeat Ohnoki and the Third Raikage, causing Iwagakure Village to surrender early, so Kato Dan did not die.
Orochimaru at this stage...
Although his personality is still a bit cold, he is cold on the outside and warm on the inside.
He still has a bond with his two friends, Tsunade and Jiraiya, which is one of his purposes in helping him become the Third Hokage.
During the Third Ninja War, both Orochimaru and Minato were candidates for Hokage.
But no matter what...
The exposure of human experiments led to his defection.
He actually had a lot of ups and downs along the way, but fortunately nothing happened.
Orochimaru saw Kagami's soft eyes and couldn't help but feel a chill: "No, Kagami... you don't have any special hobbies, right? Let me tell you, I am a very clean person and am willing to dedicate my life to science. Don't even think about it." Get me.”
"You idiot, don't make such an ethical joke with me."
Uchiha Mirror rolled her eyes at him: "I like women, okay? The more beautiful they are, the more I like them."
"Then why don't you find another one?"
Orochimaru asked curiously: "You haven't thought about it at all after so many years? Although you are not young anymore, you can definitely find someone in your twenties. Do you want me to introduce you to him?"
"There are many outstanding girls from the three major clans of Nara, Akimichi and Yamazaka. When I was the Third Hokage... they even tried to introduce them to me."
"Old cow eating young grass? Forget it."
Uchiha Mirror shook his head.
Inadvertently glanced at Tsunade diagonally opposite.
Wearing gray shorts on the lower body and a loose green robe on the upper body.
She boldly stepped on the stool next to her with one foot, exposing her long and white thighs, while drinking heavily with the people around her.
Of course this is not the point...
The key point is that the pair on the chest are so spectacular.
Tsunade seemed to notice his gaze, turned around and looked over, and immediately pouted and said: "Huh! You men have such a bad ability to drink. You're drunk after just four or five drinks. None of you can drink better than me!"
"I'll do it! Tsunade...I can do it."
"shut up!"
"You drank and vomited once, so stop showing off."
Jiraiya raised his hands in confusion.
But he was pushed down by his little friend, muttering something in his mouth.
Tsunade stood up directly, stepped on the stool with her white high heels, and her eyes were full of provocation: "Jing... Do you dare to come and have a few drinks with me? It doesn't matter. If you can't drink, just say you can't drink. You men always It’s just not good at this, haha!”
"Okay, just come!"
Uchiha Mirror agreed.
She couldn't help but feel funny in her heart, Tsunade was planning to make herself drunk.
I wanted to take revenge on him by spying on her taking a bath before, but little did he know that the wine in this world is all sake, which is far inferior to those real spirits.
Want to make him drunk and make a fool of himself?
Then let's see... who will be drunk by then?
Uchiha Kage waved his hand and said boldly: "What's the point of just drinking? Shisui, put on the dice cup, today... I want to get drunk with Tsunade!!"
"Okay, Grandpa!"
Shisui walked out from the jounin table.
He walked into the house and took out two pairs of dice cups and handed them to them.
Tsunade and Kaoru each held a pair of dice cups, and their eyes looked at each other with a sense of confrontation, but everyone around them was watching the fun.
Tsunade vowed: "Dare you play dice with me? Mirror, do you know I have a nickname?"
"What nickname?" Jing asked with a smile.
"Konoha's little gambling king!!"
"Oh? Then who is the big gambling king?"
"Of course it's my grandfather - Senju Hashirama. The two of us are called the Twin Kings of Konoha!"
"Okay, let me see it today!"
Uchiha Mirror took a precaution in advance: "I promised you in advance, if you lose too much... don't be impatient!!"
"Whoever is anxious is stupid!!"
Tsunade rolled up her sleeves: "Since it's your first time to play, let's make it simple and compare the size! Three dice, just size, whoever adds up to the higher three dice wins! The loser gets a drink, and the winner No need to drink.”
"Are you sure? What if you keep losing?" Jing looked strange.
"Am I going to lose? I'm Konoha's little gambling king!"
Tsunade was very confident.
The two immediately started shaking the dice cup.
After a few shakes, they both opened the cups at the same time. Tsunade's points were 123 and the mirror's were 234.
"I was defeated by you in a small game, come again!"
"it is good!!"
"I'm at nine!!"
"I'm at ten! You drink!"
"Come again! I'm at eleven! I'll definitely win this time!"
"Sorry, I'm just a little older than you, drink!"
"Come again!!"
Tsunade doesn't believe in evil.
I tried the dice cup again and again, but lost every time.
Drinking one glass after another, even though the alcohol content of the sake was low, my face turned red after drinking too much.
"Mirror...did you cheat?"
"I do not have."
"You must have cheated! Otherwise, why didn't I win once?!"
"Maybe you're just out of luck."
Uchiha mirror was suppressing a smile.
Why can't you win? Don't you have any idea?
Every time he bets, he loses, just like Senju Hashirama. The only time he won was with Jiraiya.
result……
Jiraiya couldn't come back.
Death at the hands of Payne, at that moment you wished you had lost.
Kaoru planned to stop there but Tsunade was unwilling, until Tsunade shook it again, peeked at the dice inside, and suddenly became excited.
"Hahaha!!"
Tsunade opened the dice cup, looked up to the sky and laughed: "Three sixes, leopard, eighteen points! The highest point, what can you do to beat me? Mirror, this time, I, Tsunade, will bet everything with you! The loser drinks up All the wine on this table!”
"you sure?"
Uchiha Kage coughed a few times: "Tsunade, why don't you leave yourself some way out?"
"Why do you want to stay? How can Feilongqi lose?"
Tsunade waved her hand, her face full of confidence: "Are you scared? Quick! Open the dice cup! I don't believe you can beat me like this?!"
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