HP: The New God from Hogwarts

Momo decided to go to Dumbledore's office to see what was going on. Don't make Dumbledore angry. He was already very old.

As a result, as soon as she went out, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and Theodore all came out with a cheer, Neville and Cedric also followed, and even Seamorian, who had just returned. He followed him out without taking care of the soot on his face or the damaged wizard robe.

Burns, who loves Snape deeply, naturally stood up. Of course she would not follow Momowu and the others. Even if she was worried about Snape, she could only crawl in the corner in the dark.

"Neville, why are you here to join in the fun? Are you not afraid of him anymore?" Taowu looked at Neville who was pulling Harry's sleeve.

Ron immediately rushed to speak: "Snape's butt was bitten in a world-famous painting. Neville must be there. Who makes him scold Neville every day!"

"Perhaps the professor scolded him for his own good." Theodore frowned and replied to Ron's words. He couldn't just watch the lions humiliate his dean, and he also didn't like the fussy Ron. .

Ron frowned and looked at Theodore: "Then I'll call you a fool every day. I'm doing it for your own good!"

Neville burst out laughing, and then he quickly covered his mouth and looked at Ron gratefully. When would he be as brave as Harry and Ron?

Luna, forget it, it’s too much.

But the two of them quarreled for a few words and gave up. After all, there was nothing more important than watching the Dean of Slytherin and the Godfather of the Savior get bitten on the butt by cabbage.

"Lemon Sherbets."

Momo stood next to the gryphon statue at the door and shouted the password for Dumbledore's office.

The spiral staircase platform carrying the griffon and a bunch of students crowded together slowly rotated down, and the scene in the office was completely exposed before their eyes.

"Oh, Qiuqiu, give it to Sirius again. When he was a kid, I wiped his nose with me and scrapped his ass!"

"Don't let Severus go either. He said bad things about me to Albus. Bite his ass off!"

"Fawkes, go and take Severus' wand away, don't let him get it!"

The old hat's commanding voice echoed throughout the office.

The scene inside made the students stunned. The cupboard fell to the floor, documents were scattered on the floor, the standing lamp was pushed to the floor, the glass bulb was broken on the floor, and there were obvious traces of the curse on the outer edge of the pensieve.

A big black dog and a big black bat were running around the house, Fox was flying around in the sky, and the biting cabbage called Ball by the old hat was chasing them and biting them.

And our poor old principal, with messy hair, squatted in the small space behind the desk, trying hard to hide his old body, looking scared.

If only his shoulders weren't shaking slightly from snickering.

"Snape, don't you know how to cast spells without a wand? Hit it!" Sirius turned into a human again, covering his butt and yelling at Snape.

"Do you think I don't want to? Stupid dog! It's useless at all!" Snape's robe was wrapped around his butt several times, increasing the thickness and reducing the severity of the injury.

Don't tell me, it's a bit smart.

"It's all because you don't have eyesight. Your curse hit the Sorting Hat, which caused this weird thing to jump out and bite people!" Sirius loudly accused Snape as he ran.

Snape showed no sign of weakness: "If you hadn't been thinking about splendens and insisted on fighting with me here, I wouldn't have hit this thing at all! Silly dog!"

"Who are you calling a stupid dog?"

"Whoever responds is a stupid dog!"

"You snot-nosed, dark big bat!"

"The two of them were quarreling, and it looks like their combined brains don't weigh a pound." Ron complained quietly, standing behind Taowu.

Everyone nodded, even Theodore and Draco agreed.

"Click."

Neville had a camera in his hand at some point and recorded this funny scene.

"Neville, when did you bring this?" Taowu pointed at the camera in his hand.

Neville shook the camera in his hand and said with an honest smile: "Just before I came with you, I asked Colin, a first-year student in our college, to borrow it."

Taowu nodded and patted his shoulder: "Great job. Type out the photo and give me one."

"Give me one too!" Ron immediately stretched out his hand. If Snape scolded him in class in the future, he would hang this picture on the blackboard!

"Longbottom, why don't you give me one too, and I can pay for it." Draco said guiltily.

"Draco, you..." Theodore frowned and looked at Draco, then regained his composure, turned to Neville and pointed at Draco, "Then give me one too, money." pay."

Draco: ...You are noble, you are amazing!

Snape finally discovered their existence and gritted his teeth as he watched them laughing so hard.

"Why don't you come over and help!"

Taowu originally planned to rescue them. She clapped her hands and said to the old hat: "Lao Deng, let Qiuqiu stop, it is under your control now."

"Okay, dear bastard!" the old hat shouted in a hoarse voice, "Qiuqiu, come back, let these two troll-like idiots go, their heads must be full of splendens! "

Snape:? Why do you want to learn how to curse like me?

Sirius: Snape's content is too high and he's disgusted.

The biting cabbage stopped, bounced hard, and landed next to the old hat on the cabinet. Fox also landed on its own solid gold bar.

"Phew, saved, thank you, Luna, this thing is really scary." Sirius covered the wound on his butt, and his palm was bright red.

Snape also covered his butt and glared at Sirius fiercely. His injuries were less serious, but his eyes were like pandas. This was Sirius's physical output.

Both of them had messy hair and tattered clothes, and Sirius still had a few shiny strands of hair on his hands.

"Oh, Sirius, Sev, you two need to go to Madam Pomfrey to deal with it." Dumbledore crawled out from under the desk, "I hope she won't send you to St. Mungo's Psychiatric Unit."

Sirius and Snape rolled their eyes at each other, then walked out the door holding their buttocks. While waiting for the stairs to come down, Sirius secretly stepped on Snape's black leather shoes, fearing that he would retaliate. , quickly jumped onto the descending stairs and rushed out.

"The two of them... are quite abstract." Taowu looked at Dumbledore with difficulty, "Why is this happening?"

Newt, who came back yesterday, said that Momo can be trusted because Dumbledore believed in Newt, so he no longer looked at her the same way he looked at Tom.

He spread his hands and said, "Sirius came to me today and said he wanted to become Harry's guardian."

"Sev happened to be here with me. After he saw Sirius, he suddenly asked me if dogs can't get rid of their habit of eating shit."

"Sirius immediately grabbed his hair and punched him twice. Later, you also saw..."

Momogiri: ...It’s so abstract.