HP: The New God from Hogwarts

The Defense Against the Dark Arts class, which was not as boring as practical learning, was finally over, and Vivian wrote a long ode to toads and mangy dogs eloquently.

Momomo watched the extra-long parchment fall on her side where Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall were written, and she became evil-minded. She took out a camera from her treasure bag and took a picture.

I printed it out in a moment and went to the Owlery to mail it to the Icefield Base.

Just smash some lemon candy with only a hint of sweetness in the glass shards.

The flash from the camera made Umbridge look over warily, remembering the night she and Fudge were secretly photographed in the office.

She saw Momo put the camera strap on her body and walked out of the classroom with a group of girls.

That night, it had to be her!

"Professor, I think this kind of teaching is meaningless..." Remus on the podium was packing up his books. He also wanted to strive for practical teaching.

"Shut up! This is the decision of the Ministry of Magic!" Umbridge stood up and straightened her wrinkled pink lace skirt without even looking at Remus. "I have no time to listen to your chatter here. Chi Wai Wai Wai."

She stepped on her pink high-heeled leather shoes and chased Momo out of the classroom, leaving Remus looking at the textbook in his hand and letting out a long sigh.

"Stop!"

Umbridge stopped in front of Momowu.

Snape slowly walked down the stairs on the side. He frowned and looked at Taowu, and then moved his gaze back to Umbridge: "Ms. Umbridge, I think some basic magic Students must master the preparation of medicine.”

Listening to Snape's words, Momo guessed that not only the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, the Charms class and the Transgender class, but also the Potions class had been interfered by Umbridge.

This is even more absurd than the original story.

She even felt that Umbridge was a lackey of the witch hunters, trying to suppress the development of wizards.

"This is a decision made by the Ministry of Magic. It's not your turn to give me advice." Umbridge turned the pink gemstone ring on her little finger carelessly, making no secret of her contempt for Snape, "Stay away from me. , I smell like I haven’t taken a shower in months.”

Taowu watched the toad's mouth open and close, and suddenly she was looking forward to it if Burns could be here at this time. This scene would be particularly exciting.

Looking up, she found a strand of hair hidden in the corner behind Umbridge, and she suppressed her smile.

"You three go back first to avoid being implicated. I'll come back and tell you what happens later."

Hannah, Jenny and Vivian looked at her hesitantly for a few seconds. Considering that there would be no problem with her strength, it was difficult for them to tell and could easily become a burden, so they quietly took advantage of Umbridge not paying attention. Ran away.

Snape's face was livid, Umbridge snorted at him, and a petite figure rushed out from the corner, throwing Umbridge unconscious.

"You are not allowed to insult Professor Snape!"

Because Burns' spell was too weak, Umbridge didn't even fly out after being hit, but just fell to the ground.

Momo looked at Burns. She indeed had a kind of beauty that lacked a brainstem. Snape's face became even more ugly. He really wanted to escape, but couldn't.

Umbridge got up in embarrassment, her eyes widened with anger, but she still had a scary fake smile on her face.

"If you use magic without the teacher's permission at Hogwarts and attack the professor with a curse, you will be deducted fifty points from Gryffindor and you will be punished with two days of confinement!"

"Filch!"

Umbridge called out, and Filch immediately appeared beside her. He looked at Burns with a smile on his face.

"Miss Burns, follow me to the solitary confinement room."

Umbridge held down Filch's arm and looked at Taowu with a smile: "Wait a minute, Mr. Filch, there is another one, don't worry yet."

She twisted her huge butt and walked up to Taowu and stretched out her hand: "Hand over the camera."

Momo crossed her arms and said, "This is my personal property. You are not qualified to confiscate it. Magical regulations stipulate that wizards' personal property is protected. You are from the Ministry of Magic. You don't even know this, right?" professor."

"Don't make me repeat it a second time, give me the camera!" Umbridge's hand behind her back slowly took out the wand from her sleeve and held it in her hand.

This little movement of hers was only seen by Burns who was beside her.

Burns looked across at Taowu, whom she also hated, and clenched her fists without making a sound.

"Impossible for you."

Hearing that Momo was so disobedient to her, the fake smile on Umbridge's face could no longer be maintained and split into an angry expression. She swung her wand from behind and pointed it at the girl in front of her.

"Shattered to pieces!"

"Guard them all!" Snape immediately appeared next to Taowu and used "Guard them all".

"Professor, you shouldn't use such a terrible curse on a Hogwarts student, even if the other person is an annoying person who is constantly causing trouble and has a mind full of splendens."

Umbridge looked at Snape angrily, the wand in her hand almost pierced his nostril: "You dare to stop me, I will make you look good!"

She waved her wand again, the tip glowing red, this time wanting to attack Snape as well.

When Snape raised his wand to defend himself, he heard the girl's voice: "Professor, I think the spell you invented is very useful."

"what!"

As Umbridge screamed, her whole body was hung upside down, suspended in mid-air under the ceiling. Due to gravity, her skirt hung from her waist to her chin, revealing the many lines squeezed out by the accumulation of her fat. thigh.

Snape glanced at her with a complicated expression. She must have used the upside-down golden clock specifically to target the teacher.

Umbridge struggled desperately in the air, her fat body shaking violently in the air, making a whirring sound, and she kept cursing in her mouth.

"How dare you tease the professor! I'm going to tell Dumbledore!" Filch turned around with a ferocious face and planned to go find Dumbledore for help.

Momo curled her lips and waved her wand lightly. Filch's feet were still running forward and he was knocked upside down in the air. He was hung upside down in the air like Umbridge.

She clapped her hands and put away her wand: "That's just right. Both husband and wife can return the home!"

After saying that, he left without looking back.

Umbridge cursed even more angrily, and Snape slowly looked up and discovered something strange.

Filch blushed.

Snape's brain and soul were greatly shaken. He needed to go back to the office and drink dozens of potions to relax. He gathered up his robes and left quickly.

Only Burns was left stunned.