HP: The New God from Hogwarts

The Great Hall the morning after returning from the Ministry of Magic.

When Dumbledore announced that Care of Magical Creatures would be taught again and would be taught by the famous magizoologist Newt Scamander.

Dressed in Death Barbie powder, Umbridge walked to the thunderous applause of Hufflepuff and Gryffindor, twisted her fat body from the door of the auditorium, and walked towards Dumbledore imitating the appearance of a medieval noble lady. The empty space next to Lido.

Momo knew that Fudge had indeed set up a plan for them. He did not compromise easily and sent his ugly mistress to disgust the entire Hogwarts.

She passed by Snape and Lupine who were sitting at the edge of the teacher's chair. She twisted her butt and knocked over their wine glasses. The light golden champagne flowed across the table and wet Snape's black bat shirt.

Snape's face turned dark, and his black eyes stared at Umbridge darkly. Lupine took out his wand and cast a spell to clean up the wine stains on the table and Snape's clothes.

Umbridge snorted lightly, not paying attention to these two poor professors, walked to the empty seat next to Dumbledore, and sat down.

The students looked at the huge pink figure sitting next to Dumbledore and whispered, discussing who she was.

Dumbledore knocked on the cup, and the auditorium gradually became quiet. He stood up, put his wand gently on his throat, and cast an amplifying spell, which echoed throughout the auditorium.

"Okay, let's welcome the Senior Investigator of the Ministry of Magic, Ms. Dolores Umbridge. Since the original Muggle Studies Professor, Ms. Bubbaji, has temporarily left the post due to her wedding, Ms. Umbridge will be the one to serve. Professor of Muggle Studies next."

When Umbridge, who was sitting next to Dumbledore, heard that he was the professor of Muggle Studies, the sweet fake smile she had maintained on her face suddenly collapsed. Her angry expression was particularly ugly, and she asked Dumbledore in a low voice. profitable.

"What's going on? Connelly said that you would let me be the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Why did it become Muggle Studies? You are kidding me!"

Dumbledore looked at the students in the auditorium with loving eyes, without giving anything to her: "Remus's Defense Against the Dark Arts class is very popular among the students. I cannot dismiss him at will. He has not made any mistakes."

The students did not hear their low conversation, but Snape heard it. He moved his fingers and looked at Umbridge with his dark eyes.

"Okay, Ms. Umbridge, it's time for you to say hello to your classmates," Dumbledore said.

Umbridge hummed at him, then straightened her clothes and stood up, showing a fake smile to the students sitting below.

"Let me introduce myself first, Dolores Jane Umbridge, Senior Undersecretary of the Ministry of Magic, Senior Inquisitor of Hogwarts, regarding the extreme behavior of Hogwarts students not abiding by the confidentiality law, Cornelius... Minister Fudge sent me here as an investigator, and my orders represent the orders of the Ministry of Magic, do you understand?"

Momo was playing with the small silver cup used for drinking in her hand. When she chose a suitable angle and smashed the cup into Umbridge's mouth, a loud female voice rang from the Gryffindor table.

"Professor Umbridge, you just knocked over Professor Snape's wine glass and wet his robes. You should apologize to him!"

Vera Burns! She hadn't been a demon for so long that Taowu almost forgot about her.

"Merlin's bow, what's going on with her? Is this the key? This woman is hard to mess with at first glance!" Hannah nervously held Taowu's hand.

Umbridge looked at Burns with disdain, then opened the student roster in front of her and flipped through it. Weird words came out of the toad's mouth one by one.

"Miss Vera Burns? A Muggle born, the Head of Slytherin who actively protects wizards and Muggles? Could it be that you have hidden thoughts towards your professor?"

The Gryffindor students were the first to laugh maliciously, and Fred boldly roamed back and forth between Burns and Snape with ambiguous eyes.

"How can you make such a scandal about a student? You have no ethics as a teacher at all!" Burns blushed and stood there with his neck in disbelief.

How could Burns, an outsider and a big fan of Snape, not know that Umbridge had no moral ethics? Momogi almost suspected that she was just a junior high school student who had not graduated.

No, the intelligence of junior high school students far exceeds hers.

Momo's eyes drifted to the other protagonist. Snape's face was as dark as Hagrid's socks that hadn't been washed in more than ten months. However, he was a smart man and would not immediately argue with the powerful Snape. Mric clashed.

This guy likes to play dirty.

Umbridge was no match for him.

Covering her mouth with her fat hand, Umbridge let out a barbell-like laugh. Burns's weak retort made her even more mad, and the loose skin on her face was shaking with laughter.

"Look, you can't refute it. Come and tell the professor, how far have you and Professor Snape developed?"

Momo felt that it was hard to explain. In this situation, it was difficult for her to say who was better in the dimension of nausea, Umbridge or Burns.

However, she looked at the gloomy-looking Snape and recalled the plot of the original story. He once read aloud the pornographic ballad Skeeter made for Hermione in the auditorium in full view of everyone. This could be regarded as retribution.

"Ms. Umbridge, I feel that as an official of the Ministry of Magic and a professor of Hogwarts, you should not use such disgusting words to describe our professors and students."

Newt really couldn't bear to listen and didn't understand Burns's personality. Out of protection for his colleagues and students, he stopped Umbridge verbally.

"Oh, the great Professor Scamander, you defend her like this, is this true?" Umbridge is simply talented at spreading rumors.

The silver cup in Momo's hand flew out, hitting Umbridge's dark mouth directly. The two front teeth flew out of her mouth, and landed on the dinner plate in front of Snape with a clang, still smooth. The porcelain surface is swirling.

"Sorry, Professor, my hand slipped."

Taowu pretended to be surprised and covered her mouth. The smile on her face showed that she was not apologetic at all.

Umbridge wiped a mouthful of blood and slammed the handkerchief on the table: "By the way, why did I forget you, Miss Luna, I'm afraid your feelings towards Professor Scamander are not the same as Burns' feelings towards Snake." Professor Pu probably has the same thoughts."

Newt couldn't sit still. He could be insulted, but his little girl couldn't!

The savior and Malfoy's young master were already taking out their wands.

Momo shrugged, smiled but said nothing, and her unfathomable expression made Umbridge feel a little scared.

The sound of flapping wings came clearly, a large group of owls flew in, and the daily prophets filled the auditorium like snow.

Each one used a huge format to present a picture. Umbridge sat on Fudge, leaned forward and kissed the corner of the minister's mouth.

The auditorium instantly became excited.

Taowu stretched out her hand to pick up a thin newspaper from the air, and read the title of the newspaper in a clear voice.

"What the Deputy Minister of Magic has to say about his rise to power."

She raised the newspaper in her hand and smiled brightly.

"No wonder the professor looks at others so dirty. It turns out you are like this yourself. No wonder you always suspect that there is a problem between students and professors. It turns out that in your eyes, superiors and subordinates have the same relationship as you and the minister."

"The minister seems to have a wife. I'm afraid your position as deputy minister is not clean either."

Umbridge looked at the newspapers flying in the auditorium, her face was ashen and she fell down, covering her heart, but she heard the suppressed laughter of several professors beside her.

Taowu flicked the newspaper in her hand. Since Umbridge liked to spread rumors, she would retaliate in kind. What's more, Umbridge and Fudge were real, and she didn't spread rumors.

To defeat magic with magic.