The devil respects the generation guide, and my sentinel loves brainstorming.

At 9:01 the next morning, Ning Zhiyuan appeared in front of the marriage registration center with a dark face and full of resentment.

unacceptable!

The principal started playing the suona at his door at around 7 o'clock!

You used to be a band member in the village, right?

Gan!

Yu Weining folded her arms and leaned against the stone pillar at the door, with a cold tone: "If you don't like it, don't come. Who can you show your face to?"

Ning Zhiyuan is nearsighted and face-blind, and the paper figure is 2D. As a result, he did not recognize the 3D Yu Weining and walked directly through the door of the marriage registration center.

The emperor's eyes were quick to grab Yu Weining as he was about to leave, and he threatened in a low voice: "You want me to watch you go to the toilet?"

Ning Zhiyuan's ears twitched slightly and he recognized the voice of the emperor. He turned his head and saw the emperor standing behind the pillar.

So... this pervert who has to be watched before he can go to the toilet is Yu Weining?

No wonder the emperor spent such a large sum of money to co-author the book with his eldest nephew, who is a big pervert.

What should I do if my child is abnormal?

Most of them are used to it, so just give it a beating.

If one beating doesn't work, give him two.

As we all know, domestic violence is not considered intentional harm.

If he cripples the emperor's eldest nephew, will the term domestic violence disappear from the stage of history?

Intentional harm is intentional harm and does not need to be covered up by domestic violence.

If this is true, then he is a meritorious deed, which will benefit the present generation and benefit future generations.

Ning Zhiyuan was almost moved to tears by himself.

Yu Weining:...

Isn't this person sick?

Without saying a word, tears welled up in your eyes?

Is he too fierce?

Tsk! That's why he hates guides, who are as weak and delicate as little white flowers.

If you can't say a word well, you will cry.

How about...apologize?

Ning Zhiyuan's self-motivating ceremony was over. He wiped the corners of his eyes and said, "Let's go register. What are you doing?"

He winked at the emperor and sent money immediately after registration, otherwise he would get divorced on the spot.

Yu Weining:?

The emperor smiled brightly and stretched out his hand to push Yu Weining: "Go quickly, I'm urging you."

Ning Zhiyuan squinted at Yu Weining, who had a cold face and was reluctant to move his legs: "You unlucky kid, you can't beat him with a stick, no wonder your uncle is worried about something."

Yu Weining:? ?

He pointed at himself: "It seems that you are younger than me."

Ning Zhiyuan raised his chin arrogantly: "I'm mentally old!"

The soul is older!

I might scare you to death if I tell you!

When I singled out the Seventy-Two Immortals, you were still waiting in line to be reincarnated!

Yu Weining looked at the emperor in disbelief. Uncle, you only see the 100% matching rate and nothing else, right?

The emperor didn't notice Yu Weining's eyes. He wiped the corners of his eyes and said excitedly: "Long live understanding!"

Yu Weining:? ? ?

His uncle seemed to be possessed by a spirit.

Is there an exorcist?

Waiting online, urgent.

The marriage registration process is simple.

The first step: clarify the pre-marital property and agree whether the post-marital property will be shared, or whether both parties will contribute money to the joint living account in proportion.

The emperor waved his hand: "Xiao Ning is still in school, and the property is shared."

Seeing that Ning Zhiyuan had no reaction, the emperor explained: "In this way, in case of divorce, Yu Weining's property will be divided into half of yours."

Ning Zhiyuan:! ! !

divorce! immediately!

Oh, it’s not over yet.

Knot now!

The registered robot ignored the emperor. This matter required a consensus between the two parties involved in the marriage.

Yu Weining stared at the account information of both parties on the virtual screen and slowly said: "Why is his account already bound to my secondary card?"

Ning Zhiyuan betrayed the emperor without any pressure: "Your Majesty gave me the microchip."

emperor:……

This, this is not worth explaining...

Yu Weining asked again: "Why didn't my bracelet receive a binding prompt?"

emperor:……

This, this is hard to explain.

The emperor pretended that someone called him: "I'll answer the phone first-"

Yu Weining grabbed the emperor's clothes: "Just fight here. After the fight, I will listen to your explanation."

Ning Zhiyuan watched the fun with great interest, as he was a dead Taoist friend rather than a poor Taoist.

Yu Weining caught a glimpse of the twinkling light in Ning Zhiyuan's eyes and suddenly felt unhappy.

He pulled up the usage record of the secondary card. Ning Zhiyuan must have spent his money, just to watch the excitement, right? Prepare to pay back the money!

There was a record of arrival yesterday: 250.46 yuan.

"You spent... on my account?"

Yu Weining couldn't understand: "Uncle, did you save it?"

The acting must be done well, with the emperor nodding yes and shaking his head no, pretending to talk to others.

When he heard Yu Weining calling him, he raised his head and glanced: "How could I possibly save this little money."

Both of them looked at Ning Zhiyuan.

Ning Zhiyuan admitted generously: "I transferred it."

The purpose was to see if Yu Weining would pay attention to the accounting reminder.

If not, then he won't be polite, hehehe~

What? Is it shameful for the mighty Demon Lord to spend a child’s money?

How can it be called shameful if he spent it based on his ability?

Facts have proved that Yu Weining does not pay attention to the accounting reminder.

Yu Weining read 250.46 three times and said firmly: "You called me two hundred and five."

Ning Zhiyuan's expression was sincere: "I'm not scolding you, I'm just asking those who see it to take their own seats."

Yu Weining turned sharply to look at the grinning emperor: "Has uncle made up a reason?"

emperor:……

"We'll talk about it when we get back. Get the certificate first."

Didn’t you see the robot’s gossipy eyes?

Robot: "No rush, you can talk first. Anyway, I am working overtime today to serve you two."

Ning Zhiyuan was suspicious that this robot seemed to deliberately emphasize the words "overtime" and "specialized".

"Don't you want to work overtime?"

The robot's big eyes turned into fountains of tears o(╥﹏╥)o: "I voluntarily work overtime."

understood.

Ning Zhiyuan crossed his arms and said, "Hurry up, are you not good enough?"

Yu Weining frowned: "Who do you think can't do it?"

Robot: "He said you can't do it because you're too slow."

Emperor: "If you're a man, be quick."

In the end, Yu Weining chose to share property after marriage.

He looks directly into the camera to verify the iris information.

As long as he continues to refuse the guide's spiritual grooming, he will not live for many years.

Ning Zhiyuan was dragged into the situation by his uncle, so his money should be regarded as a kind of compensation.

To clarify the property before and after marriage, the second step is to take photos and obtain the certificate.

The robot directed the two people: "You guys lean in, it's not a problem to insert a mistress at this distance."

Ning Zhiyuan thought to himself that he would have no problem with inserting a sixth child.

Anyway, he got married for money.

Yu Weining is very awkward. He has never been photographed since he became an adult. He stands like a stick.

Woody and straight.

He felt the body temperature of another person beside him, and his whole body tensed up.

Ning Zhiyuan showed eight teeth and smiled fakely.

After taking the photos, the robot changed the marriage status of the two people in the system.

After getting the marriage certificate, Ning Zhiyuan looked at the photo and then turned to look at Yu Weining.

He's a very handsome guy, and he looks tough in photos.

No wonder I'm still single at 26.

Co-authorship is a piece of wood.

Wood is good, but wood cannot speak.

The emperor took out two keys and handed them to them respectively, and at the same time transferred 50 to Ning Zhiyuan.

"The house is renovated. If you think there's anything wrong with it, Xiao Ning, you can change it yourself. It doesn't matter whether Wei Ning likes it or not."

Ning Zhiyuan was not in a hurry to collect the 50, he was thinking about the 200 million.

The emperor turned his back and pretended to answer the phone, then transferred another 200 million to Ning Zhiyuan.

Only then did Ning Zhiyuan move his fingers to accept 250 million.

Yu Weining was a head taller than Ning Zhiyuan, so he could see everything from his angle.

"You want less. If you ask my uncle, the price should start at 10 times the price he offered."

Ning Zhiyuan and the emperor looked at Yu Weining together.

Ning Zhiyuan: Darling, the two of them really have a grudge! It would be better if someone gives me a handful of melon seeds and a bottle of Feizhai Happy Water.

Emperor: You are truly my nephew!

Yu Weining: "You can blackmail him and get divorced if the price is not increased."

The robot felt aggrieved: "I really volunteered to work overtime <(ToT)>."