The devil respects the generation guide, and my sentinel loves brainstorming.

(Consumption tips for this chapter: Orthopedics is impossible, not now and not in the future.)

The cat boy Yu Yuanyuan and the snake boy Ning Weiwei successfully transformed into two big fat dolls.

Ning Zhiyuan felt a little regretful: "The cat is so beautiful, why isn't it a girl?"

Yu Yuanyuan held the bottle and sucked it. Hearing this, he put down the bottle and said with a milky voice: "You two are both boys, how can you give birth to a girl baby?"

Ning Zhiyuan emphasized: "You are grown, which is different from in vitro cultivation."

Ning Weiwei's face was serious: "Same, if you don't believe me, you can do a paternity test."

Ning Zhiyuan didn't believe in evil, so he actually did it.

The results showed that the two children were related to him and Yulaos.

Ning Zhiyuan looked at the results and said in disbelief: "This is not scientific. Oh, there is no science at all."

He was a man who was born again and practiced Taoism. He even saw the way of heaven, and he even gave birth to two children. He had nothing to do with science in the first place.

Being indecisive when faced with problems is metaphysics.

After Yu Yuanyuan drank the milk, he turned back into a cat. He licked his paws and said, "It still feels so comfortable."

Ning Zhiyuan said earnestly: "Zai Zai, just be a human being."

Yu Yuanyuan waved his tail and refused coldly: "It's too tiring to be a human being."

Ning Weiwei crawled over and grabbed Ning Zhiyuan's pants: "I am a human being, so Yuanyuan can do as he pleases."

Thinking of the way the two got along when they were still spiritual bodies, Ning Zhiyuan touched Ning Weiwei's little head: "He and you are brothers, so we can't do orthopedics, do you understand?"

Ning Weiwei said seriously: "I am the elder brother and I want to protect my younger brother."

Yu Yuanyuan bit the big bow on Ning Weiwei's skirt: "I am the elder brother, and you are the younger brother."

Ning Weiwei: "Okay, I'm the younger brother."

"Um, Yuanyuan..."

Ning Zhiyuan paused. The name shouldn't be so casual. It felt like he was calling himself.

"Dabao, if you want to be a brother, you must first be a human being, right?"

Yu Weining came out carrying fruits and freshly baked snacks.

Smelling the fragrance, Yu Yuanyuan pounced on the food like a cute cat, crawled up Yu Weining's pants, and jumped onto the table.

He changed back to his human form, grabbed a piece of biscuit and threw it to Ning Weiwei.

"Eat for my brother."

Yu Yuanyuan hugged the biscuits: "Thank you, brother."

Ning Zhiyuan covered his face and said to Yu Weining: "I'm really worried about them doing orthopedics now. I like to go crazy from time to time. Wei Wei also has my genes in her body. I'm worried..."

"Nothing to worry about."

Yu Weining peeled off the grapes and handed them to his mouth: "And my genes to neutralize them."

After saying that, both of them fell silent.

Ning Zhiyuan's convulsions + Yu Weining's brainstorming...

Now Yu Weining is also starting to worry: "How about giving one to my parents and one to my uncle."

Raise them separately.

Ning Zhiyuan: "Why don't you bring one to your parents, uncle?"

Yu Weining: "I'm afraid I'll be raised like this."

Ning Zhiyuan: "Well...it makes sense."

Xiao Zhi, who was lying on the lamp looking at the two baby babies, almost fell down with laughter, but was pulled down by Big Zhi and jumped onto the cabinet.

Yu Yuanyuan used his spiritual power to pull the big paper over and hold it in his hand.

Xiaozhi was anxious, he jumped on Ning Weiwei's shoulder and gestured: [Hand over the hostages! 】

Yu Yuanyuan's grip on the big paper was not strong enough, and he waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, the little master knows it." 】

The parrot squatted aside and flapped its wings, obviously happy.

Ning Zhiyuan took out the big paper and gave it back to the small paper.

The two of them got into the car and headed to Ning's house, each holding a baby.

There are two baby seats in the back.

Yu Yuanyuan pulled on the seat belt and said: "I can smash a car with one punch. Are you doing this for fun? Besides, my grandparents will definitely not let Wei Wei and I separate."

Ning Zhiyuan directly used the silence technique, which saved Yu Yuanyuan from being blind.

Anyway, he's not a serious baby, he's just a monster in baby skin...? Shemale? Goblin?

Hiss - who are these two little brats?

Ning Weiwei said with a sweet voice: "Dad, you read too many novels. If you stop reading novels, everything you read will be normal."

Ning Zhiyuan said without looking back: "Don't force me to use the silence technique on you."

Yu Yuanyuan tried his best to reach to the side with his short arms, poked Ning Weiwei and winked at him.

Although his grandparents had only met a few times, he was certain that at least their brain circuits were normal.

As expected, Ning's mother's first words were: "Take care of your own children."

The second sentence: "What? You are afraid that they will engage in orthopedics, what are you thinking! It is too early for you to worry."

The third sentence: "Besides, two men can't have children, so your worries are unnecessary."

Yu Yuanyuan opened his eyes wide. Grandma's brain circuit seemed to be abnormal!

Then we can only count on grandpa.

As a result, Ning's father said, "Well, your mother is right."

Okay, it’s not normal to come to a family.

Then the children of two abnormal families got married again.

This probably means that one family does not enter the same house.

Yu Yuanyuan covered his face with his little fleshy hands and didn't want to speak.

Oh, I forgot, the gag spell hasn't been solved yet, so he can't speak.

You’ve come here, it’s not appropriate to go back without having a meal.

Ning Zhiyuan also relaxed. His mother was right, the two sons were afraid of balls.

Yu Yuanyuan, who was finally lifted from the gag spell, hugged the ball and said: "It's just that I'm afraid of the ball. Besides, Weiwei and I are not considered human beings. Dad, you have been a human being for a long time and are bound by human moral ethics. "

Ning Zhiyuan gave him a shock: "Guawazi, when I practiced Taoism in my previous life, I was also a human being, not a plant or animal that became a spirit!"

Ning's mother came out of the kitchen, and the two of them naturally changed the topic.

Yu Yuanyuan: "Ba Ba, I'm hungry. I want to drink neinei."

Ning Zhiyuan: "Okay, I'll flush it for you right now."

Ning's mother wiped her hands: "I'll do it."

When she turned around, Yu Weining had already prepared two bottles of milk.

Concealing the fact that the child grew out of a flower pot, Ning Zhiyuan told his relatives and friends that they had quietly applied for in vitro culture.

Perhaps because the genes are too strong, the two children were able to speak immediately after leaving the nursery.

The two little cubs were unreliable, especially Yu Yuanyuan. There was no way he could keep pretending to be babies outside.

If this excuse were given to ordinary people, no one would believe it.

When it comes to Ning Zhiyuan and Yu Weining, their credibility is a little higher.

It is an indisputable fact that two children can talk. You have to believe it even if you don’t believe it.

Originally only people close to him knew about it, but one time Ning Zhiyuan took his baby to the supermarket.

The two boys were discussing what was delicious in the trolley, and someone else saw them.

Then the rumors became more and more outrageous online.

Now the latest version is: the two children are bionic robots with a growth system.

"Little robot."

Ning Zhiyuan stretched out his finger to knock down Yu Yuanyuan who was holding up his hand to take the bottle.

Yu Yuanyuan collapsed and couldn't get up, looking at Ning's mother with a pair of dark eyes.

Ning Zhiyuan bared his teeth and said with a smile: "Don't pretend to be pitiful, my mother loves me the most."

Then he received a chestnut from his mother, who loved him the most.

"Ning Zhiyuan! You can't bully the baby!"

Yu Yuanyuan chuckled.

Then Ning's mother said again: "When he grows up and his skin becomes stronger, you can bully him again."

The smile on Yu Yuanyuan's face transferred to Ning Zhiyuan's face.

He laughed and fell into Yu Weining's arms.

Ning Weiwei rolled over with the bottle in her arms: "I'll give you a drink from me."

Yu Yuanyuan: "I won't drink the milk! But since you are so kind, brother, I will drink it first."

Ning's mother smiled: "Yuan Bao has perfectly inherited your shamelessness."

Ning Zhiyuan's smile moved to the corners of Yu Weining's lips.

He reached out and poked Yu Weining's cheek: "Yulaosi, why are you laughing?"

Yu Weining is full of desire for survival: "This atmosphere feels very warm."

"Is it warm enough to make me laugh?"

Ning Zhiyuan raised his eyebrows.

Yu Weining lowered her eyebrows and said submissively: "I'm just a little wife, not the father, the baby is the father."

Yu Yuanyuan: "Do you mean me?"

Ning Weiwei: "It should refer to dad."

Yu Yuanyuan: "Friendly reminder, you two are now fathers. When you call the baby, please indicate whether it is the older baby or the younger baby."

Ning Zhiyuan: "This kid deserves a beating."

Ning’s mother: “It’s your baby who deserves a beating.”

Father Ning: "The baby is so cute."

Ning Zhiyuan curled his lips in grievance and groaned at Yu Weining: "I am no longer the person you love most."

Yu Weining hugged Ning Zhiyuan and said, "You will always be the person I love most."

Yu Yuanyuan held the milk bottle and said scornfully: "You are a man of your age (counting from your previous life), you have to be proud of yourself compared with a child like me."

Ning Zhiyuan's desire to return the product reached its peak at this moment, so he made a special trip by the front of Tiandao's shop after dinner.

I found that chicken steaks were already being sold there.

"Damn! He ran so fast!"