The system runs away at the beginning, I regard the way of heaven as my father

Chapter 286: Dog licking deserves to be damned, the elixir of obscenity

Another day passed, and they were still setting up a stall, while Gu Xizhou and Gu Xizhou were still making tea and playing chess!

But today, Jin Jian looked at Li Chuyi, but he was inexplicably pleased with it!

At this time, a male cultivator who was in the middle stage of Jindan cultivation, had dark skin, was quite strong and honest, walked up to the booth of the two of them, and bowed respectfully!

"Seniors, could you please give me some divination? I would be very grateful!"

"Let's talk about it, what does it mean?" Jin Jian is full of style and has a good grasp of the senior style.

"Ahem, senior, I am a casual cultivator. I have been able to cultivate to the realm of golden elixir. I have fought with many people and gone through many hardships to get to where I am today step by step!"

The male cultivator sighed, "And the reason why I am like this is because I like a woman named Nuanyu, and she is making a living in that area, a place called Yinxian Pavilion, and getting some resources for cultivation! "

"Hey, I have been practicing Qi since I was a child, and slowly growing into Golden elixir, just to take her out of Linxian City!"

"But over the years, I have given her exercises, spiritual stones, elixirs, and everything I have, I can give her!"

"But every time she said, wait, wait, wait, and then turned around and had a heated fight with those senior male cultivators!"

The honest male cultivator slowly raised his head and said with a bitter look on his face: "So, senior, I would like to ask you to make a divination. Will Miss Nuanyu and I be destined to have no separation in this life, or will we finally get married?"

"..." After hearing this, even Gu Xizhou came over, looking curious!

"Ahem, Li Chuyi, come and give him a divination. You are better at predicting marriage than I am!" Jin Jian coughed dryly and shouted to Li Chuyi!

"???" Li Chuyi glanced at it, something was wrong with this guy!

But he still smiled and turned around, looking at the honest man in front of him!

"I already understand your matter. I want to ask you, since Miss Nuanyu is engaged in this kind of business, and you have given her so many cultivation resources, do you have such unreasonable thoughts?"

"Senior, I don't have that kind of intention. I just hope to impress her and make her willing to become a Taoist partner with me!"

When Li Chu heard this, his eyes suddenly looked a little weird. He let out a sigh, and then said: "Do you know that you should respect and love someone and never think of insulting them? What do we call it?"

"What? Senior, please speak clearly!", the male cultivator looked hopeful!

"We call it - dog licking, dog licking - damn!"

……

Looking at the desolate figure of the honest male cultivator leaving, Li Chuyi lay on the rocking chair with great contentment. Take it easy! If you can advise one, it’s one!

Suddenly, he turned sideways and looked at Jin Jian!

He said suspiciously: "Lao Jin, don't you boast that your tortoise shell is very effective? Why did you push someone to me just now!"

"Um...well...it seems that the female cultivator I found yesterday is named Nuanyu!"

"..."

It’s half a month later again!

Over this period of time, Li Chuyi has gained a lot. After all, the items from the Magic Pavilion that he took out are really good items, and they are not lacking in knowledge!

But, maybe after staying in one place for a long time, some people around him were more or less contaminated by bad luck, and he had to use luck to smooth it out!

In short, if you gain spiritual stones and lose your luck, it’s all in vain!

But at this time, there was a male cultivator with a yellow face, extremely thin, and a big "Xu" character all over his body. His cultivation level was only at the early stage of the Golden Core!

He came towards the group of people with a stern look on his face, then nodded and bowed and said, "Little Li Xiaosan, I have met a few seniors!"

"Tell me, what is it?" Jin Jian said calmly!

"Senior, I don't care, I'm looking for this senior!" Li Xiaosan laughed in apology, and then looked at Li Chuyi!

"Senior, is the prescription for the monster-repelling pill you mentioned in front of me true?"

"Oh? You have a prescription for selling!" Surprise suddenly appeared in Li Chu's eyes, and then he coughed again and said calmly: "Ahem, tell me, how weird is it? I told you, it's not weird. Take it, but if you satisfy me, the opportunity will be yours!"

"Senior, don't worry!" Li Xiaosan hurriedly raised his hand and said yes, "This elixir is absolutely strange, and for male cultivators, it is not only strange, but also a treasure elixir!"

"Tell me about it!" Li Chuyi became curious for a moment!

Around them, Jin Jian and the other three were also intrigued, and they all came over!

"Ahem!" At this time, Li Xiaosan cleared his throat first!

Then he said with a serious tone: "Senior, this elixir of mine is called 'obscene'!"

"..." Li Chu's face was expressionless for a moment, he didn't want to hear it anymore, no wonder, no wonder, it doesn't look like a serious elixir!

"Senior, please be patient, I haven't finished speaking yet! There is one more word to be added to the complete name of my elixir, which is called 'Yinwan Dan'!"

Li Xiaosan put it categorically, "What is sexual immorality? It means taking someone's chastity thousands of miles away!"

"Senior, this is where my elixir monster comes from. As long as you stare at a woman for a quarter of an hour, and take my elixir at night, you can dream of her!"

At this point, Li Xiaosan laughed mischievously, leaned down and covered his mouth and whispered: "Senior, this dream is extremely real. The most important thing is that your mind was awake in the dream!"

"So senior, do whatever you want, do whatever you want!"

For a moment, the scene was somewhat silent. Several people looked at each other, and then they unanimously turned their eyes to Li Xiaosan in front of them, as if they were seeing a god!

It turns out that this guy is so vain, and this is how his feelings are caused!

What kind of wretched and weird person could come up with such a pill!

It’s just that!

"Ahem, Xiao San, although your pill is weird, it's not of much use to me!" After a long time, Li Chuyi finally spoke slowly.

This elixir is indeed weird, but, well, it's too vulgar, and he feels a little disgusted!

"Humph, you don't want me to want it!" Suddenly, Jin Jian stood up from his knees!

"Fellow Daoist Xiaosan, come with me. Don't worry, there will be many benefits for you!"

"..."

After a long time, Jin Jian returned home satisfied! However, several people looked at him with a touch of contempt, even Gu Xizhou!

"What are you doing! Envy? When I refine it, I will share it with you!"

Jin Jian said something to himself, and then he also took out a piece of red cloth and wrote, 'Recipe for collecting strange pills...', which was exactly the same as Li Chuyi's. It seemed that he had tasted the sweetness and quickly opened up new ideas and learned from it. Get up!

"..."

Another month later!

A piece of news reached Linxian City. Heading east, hundreds of thousands of miles away, an ancient cave dwelling was discovered!

It is rumored that this cave is connected to a small space, and in this space, there lives and grows a strange intelligent race that is completely different from humans!

There are even rumors that this strange race contains great opportunities!

But now, there is a powerful monster guarding the entrance of the ancient cave. It has a sharp triangle on its head and has strange magical powers. It can shoot out the sharp horn suddenly, and can kill even Lianxu, which is particularly terrifying!

At this moment, in front of the stall, Li Chuyi and others naturally got the news!

He also decided to join in the fun. Chances are not important, but they are strange races other than humans. Apart from Jiwei, he has never seen any of them, and he really wants to get to know them!

Then he glanced at a few people, thought for a moment and then said: "The monster only has three horns, and there are four of us, so I'm afraid of asking for help!"

Several people:"???"

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