The system runs away at the beginning, I regard the way of heaven as my father
Chapter 240 What is vulgarity? Everyone’s story
A mortal empire, an imperial city.
The night has not lost any of its color, and the lights all over the city continue to be prosperous during the day, with crowds of people moving and noisy.
Businessmen hawking goods, children playing, tourists talking and laughing, it was so lively.
Outside the imperial city, there is a large river flowing by. Painted boats are shuttled on it, orioles are singing and swallows are dancing, and the sound of obscenity is constant, which makes people imagine.
Li Chuyi was sitting on the small boat, drinking wine alone and watching the joy on both sides of the river.
At this time, a wealthy ship approached him, and then a simple and honest young man wearing a dark robe with gold patterns and a white jade belt on his head jumped on the ship.
"Brother Li, I'm here to drink with you again!"
"Brother Huai, just do it yourself!"
This man's name is Huaiyang, and he got together a few days ago. The reason is that he envies Li Chuyi, who is alone in a boat and armed with a knife, and is free and easy.
Li Chuyi had a thought at that time and found out that the other party was the prince of the empire. He had been in the palace for a long time, so he envied him as a lone traveler.
"Brother Huai, have you got enough courage today?" Li Chuyi joked.
In the past few days, Prince Huai had really regarded him as a close friend and talked to him about everything.
For example, when he left the palace for the first time, he caught a glimpse of an courtesan in the distance. He was so shocked that he never forgot it and thought about it all the time.
Therefore, this time, Li Chuyi provoked the other party to go to the boat to have a look.
"Brother Li, how about you accompany me?"
"Row!"
This oiran's name was Chen Xiang, and his reputation spread widely. It was said that he was a master who was a performer but not a prostitute. He was remembered by many dignitaries in the city, but no one could eat this fat piece of meat.
The two of them stepped onto the boat and paid a lot of gold and silver to meet him.
When he got to the second floor, he pushed the door open and was greeted by the aromatic breeze, which made Huaiyang inexplicably nervous.
At this time, Miss Chenxiang covered her lips and smiled with a charming expression. She looked at Huaiyang and said: "You young man, if you don't read the books of sages, what are you doing in this dirty place? I'm not afraid of staining your brain and knowledge." .”
Huaiyang's face suddenly turned red and he wanted to say something, but when he saw the pretty woman in front of him, he suddenly stuttered.
"Back...back to my lady, I accidentally stumbled into this place..."
"It's him, he encouraged me to come here..." Huaiyang pointed at Li Chuyi.
Well, Li Chuyi had no choice but to spread his hands. He took the blame.
But Chen Xiang found it amusing to see her indifferent appearance. After all, she treated countless people, and most of them looked at her with lustful eyes.
So when I saw such an innocent young master, I wanted to tease him for a moment: "Young Master, since you're here already, how about having a little fun?"
After saying that, he undressed and took off his belt, and his jade-like skin began to show.
Although Huaiyang is the prince of a country, he has been extremely obsessed with studying literature and martial arts since he was a child. He even kicked out the maids who taught him.
So at this moment, how can I bear such provocation?
Immediately his face turned red and his whole body was on fire, perhaps realizing that he had lost his temper.
He pulled Li Chuyi up and left, "Brother Li, you can't hold it anymore, retreat!"
Attracting the beautiful woman behind her, she smiled sweetly.
On the small boat, two people drank together.
"Brother Huai, if you leave like this, the gold and silver will be wasted!"
"Brother Li, I don't want to either, but I really can't bear it. How about you teach me some experience?"
Li Chuyi: "...", he has hammer experience~
Just tell the truth: "Huaiyang, with your status, you are still afraid of asking for help. Anyway, your emperor father only lives in drunkenness and dreams every day. No one can stop you no matter what you want to do!"
"Brother Li, do you know my identity?"
"I know, he is the emperor's son, so our status is not bad either!"
So, Huaiyang was persuaded by Li Chuyi to board the boat again. Of course, he had to offer a sum of gold and silver.
Chen Xiang was a little surprised, but still teased: "The bow was just fully drawn, but before it was even stringed, the arrow ran away first!"
"Why, you have such a young body, why are you back now?"
Faced with such teasing, Huaiyang was also a little embarrassed and angry, gritted his teeth and said: "Girl, please don't...don't underestimate me!"
Chenxiang chuckled softly, came to the young man's side, and whispered into the ear: "What are you looking down on?"
Seeing this, Huaiyang calmed down.
"Girl, we both got on the boat together earlier, why did you tease me alone?"
Chen Xiang poured two glasses of wine and said helplessly: "Hey, I have been on this ship for several years and have met so many people. I know the young master from before at a glance."
"A woman like me is nothing in his eyes, no different from the dead bones on the roadside, so why bother asking for trouble!"
"Young master, you are quite rare!"
Huaiyang heard this and thought thoughtfully, "Don't girls not sell themselves?"
"Haha, a woman from a dirty land like me will never be able to escape this fate. Instead of taking advantage of those bad old men, why not..."
It's night, the boat is incense-filled, white butterflies are stealing the fragrance, bees are collecting dew, and mandarin ducks are playing with each other. The rain splashes on the river and pond, the flowers tremble and the blue water becomes round, the clouds and dragons spread the rain, and the sky roars and shakes the fields.
The good wind and moon are in harmony with the universe, the principles of yin and yang, and the harmony of nature.
Fellow Taoists, this is what we call vulgarity?
the other side.
Li Chuyi was drinking alone in a boat. In front of him were insects as big as a hundred and eight, all sitting in a row.
What are you doing, looking at the moon?
On the second day, something shocking happened in the Imperial City. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince actually risked the disgrace of the country and made a promiscuous woman the royal concubine.
The royal family was furious and the officials reprimanded him.
As soon as Li Chu left, of course he had to wipe out the bad luck caused by his influence. He had suffered a lot along the way.
But it was still worth it. I saw a lot of things along the way, saw the customs and customs of different places, and got to know a lot of people, and their stories continue.
For example, Xiao Ziqi can challenge a country with one man, one bow and one sword.
Li Qiuchan has gone from being a corrupt official to being a river god. It is expected that she will have a lot of fun in the future.
Anyway, there won’t be any story about a woodcutter dropping an ax in the river and being asked if it was a gold or silver axe!
Because no matter what kind of ax is dropped, Li Heshen will always be like, 'What? Did you drop the axe? Bullying me, the river god, is old and feeble, and I am beaten by the autumn wind...'
Huaiyang's story continues, but God's will is really hard to fathom. His story seems to have turned from joy to sorrow!
Two years later, the army invaded. Huaiyang led troops to meet the enemy, but the enemy sent troops to successfully attack the imperial city.
When it retreated, the two parties faced off.
A group of soldiers were riding on tall horses, laughing wildly at Huaiyang. The leader was even more playful: "You said the princess, but that woman in a red dress?"
Before Huaiyang could speak, the leader took out an object wrapped in brocade cloth from the back of the horse and threw it in front of him.
He joked: "Open it and take a look."
Huaiyang trembled and opened the cloth, his mind was in confusion, and a line of blood and tears fell from his eyes unconsciously.
It was the head of a woman with wide eyes and green hair like a waterfall.
The leader gestured with the scimitar in his hand, laughed wildly, and said with endless aftertaste: "It's a pity that this little girl has taken advantage of rough people like us."
Just as they were riding away, the leader reined in his horse again and exclaimed: "But, this Crown Princess is so smooth, how can I put it? Endless aftertaste, hahaha..."
"By the way, I'm leaving today. We've collected enough things. I just hope that your old emperor lives a little longer. After all, he will open the city gate obediently after being threatened!"
Seeing the opponent's horse hooves flying and running away arrogantly, Huaiyang stood up and looked at the ruined imperial city again.
The frustration and frustration in my chest could no longer be suppressed, and a mouthful of blood surged out!
He was holding Agarwood's head and lying in the arms of a group of guards.
That night, despite the dissuasion of the officials, Huaiyang broke into the old emperor's palace with his sword and troops. In his panic, he cut off his head with a sword!
Hanging on the top of the city all night, one thing is to tell the spirit of his wife in heaven, and the other thing is to tell the spirit of the thousands of people who were murdered in the imperial city!
On the second day, Huaiyang proclaimed himself emperor.
Above the main hall, he drew his sword and pointed it at the place where the soldiers were standing. His voice was desolate, "If I can't plow its courtyard, sweep its holes, and destroy its seeds, I will behead myself with this sword..."
The story continues...
However, all of this is as small as a grain of sand and insignificant to the First Place.
This place is different from the Kingdom of the Thirteen Lands, which is governed by the Immortal Sect. This place is too big. There are as many mortal countries as there are stars in the sky, and most of them fend for themselves and let them develop.
Naturally, Li Chuyi's story continues, and is longer, weirder and more magnificent.
At this moment, he was turning into a flying dragon and heading towards a teleportation array.
He already had a plan in his mind to go to a mysterious place where immortal cultivators gathered in order to pursue opportunities.
And he didn't care about the opportunity, he was determined to be a profiteer.
Just like other immortal cultivators who are in danger, and their cards are exhausted, and they are dying, he will jump out again.
"Fellow Taoist, this is a life-saving elixir. I'll sell it to you ten times the price. What do you think?"
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