The system runs away at the beginning, I regard the way of heaven as my father

In the early morning of the next day, Li Chuyi was holding a piece of wood and demonstrating knife skills in the yard.

His storage bag and magic weapon were not taken away from him on the lucky boat at that time. Perhaps those people had great backgrounds and looked down upon the belongings of the early Yuanying monks.

However, the soul-suppressing knife was currently in his body and could not be taken out.

"Brother in the first grade of junior high school, come over and have something to eat?" Noodles greeted.

"coming!"

A pot of rice dumplings and a few plates of crispy green and refreshing side dishes are very appetizing.

After the meal, Li Chuyi smiled and said: "Aunt Zhao, I asked Noodles to accompany me for a walk, so that we can recall the beginning."

"Okay, let's go!"

At this time, Nian Mian said from the side, "Brother Chu Yi, have your shoes been washed away by the sea water? Let me get you a new pair of shoes. My feet grow very fast and the size is about the same as yours."

Li Chuyi smiled and shook his head, "No need for noodles. I like bare feet and the feeling of stepping directly on the ground."

Noodles hesitated and said nothing. He just went back to the house.

"Let's go, Brother Li."

……

It wasn't until he walked around that Li Chuyi realized how big the village was. It was probably close to 10,000 households.

Even though it's like this, it's still called a village. I really don't know how big a town or city is.

At this time, Li Chuyi and the two walked towards the outside of the village. He saw many people along the way, few of them were intact, or they were all wearing bandages.

Of course, wrestling on flat ground is common, and Li Chuyi accompanied them! What a spectacular scene!

In addition, when he passed by a house with a "Village Doctor" sign, he saw this scene.

A young man whose leg was bitten by a poisonous snake was limping to seek medical treatment.

At first, everything was normal, until when the old man with the white beard was inserting the needle, his hand suddenly slipped and he actually inserted it into the young man's femoral artery.

That blood, the spray is as high as ten feet high!

It took a lot of effort to stop the bleeding.

When the needle was inserted again, there was nothing wrong this time. The snake's venomous blood spurted directly into the old man's face, and a lot even fell into his mouth.

As a result, the old village doctor fainted on the spot and did not know whether he was alive or dead. When he fainted, the silver needle in his hand just stuck into the middle of the young man's crotch.

Judging from the screams of the young men, at least one of them has become a bad guy!

In this way, the relatives on both sides remained harmonious and no trouble was heard.

"Noodles, no one is making trouble here?" Li Chuyi was shocked.

"Making trouble? Why making trouble?" Qiezi was shocked that Li Chuyi had such an idea.

So he continued: "People are supposed to be unlucky, so isn't this normal? Only those overseas barbarians think that unlucky people shouldn't be!"

"Fortunately, Brother Chuyi, you are only temporarily out of your mind, otherwise the government would hear about it and you would be arrested and beheaded!"

Li Chuyi looked serious, "Noodles, what else is special about those barbarians?"

Noodles touched his head and then said: "It seems they always talk about cultivating immortals and so on. People can fly into the sky and escape from the earth."

"In the end, we didn't believe it and asked him to fly over to have a look. The barbarians said that our place is not good. How can we suppress their cultivation?"

"Brother in the first year of junior high school, don't you think this is nonsense? They are the ones who said they could fly, and they were given the opportunity to demonstrate, and they made all kinds of excuses."

"So you deserve to have your head chopped off by the government!"

Li Chuyi remained silent, this place was getting weirder and weirder.

Slowly, they walked out of the village and came to the other side of the village, to the seaside.

What you can see is an endless wheat field, bathing in the sun and sucking the rain and dew. When the morning breeze passes by, there will be circles of golden wheat waves.

Li Chuyi didn't feel shocked when he saw this spectacular harvest scene. He just bent down, picked up some soil, and tasted it in his mouth.

Salty, very salty!

He was immediately puzzled. How could a village with tens of thousands of households be able to grow such good food on salty soil without even catching a single fish in a hundred years?

"Noodles, does this wheat field belong to the village?"

"Yes, of course it is!" Noodles said very definitely, with a very proud tone.

"But even though it comes from the village, this wheat is grown by the government for us. How can we grow such good wheat ourselves!"

"Government?" Li Chuyi couldn't believe it for a moment. Sure enough, if he lived for a long time, he would encounter all kinds of strange things.

This is the first time I heard that the government did not pay for the people's food, but it helped grow this large wheat field. How can an official be so good?

Suddenly, he thought of something else, "Noodles, your houses, and the fish hanging on the beams..."

"Yes, the house was built by the government and given to us to live in for free. If bad weather happens and the house collapses, it will be rebuilt for us."

Nian Mian said enthusiastically, "We also have fish and meat at home, which are also distributed by the government. They are distributed every month, and we can't finish them all, so we can only make them into bacon."

"There are also these wheat fields. When they are completely mature, the government will help harvest them, and finally they will be distributed to us door to door!"

Hearing this, Li Chuyi was dumbfounded. He was superficial. How could such a place be weird? It was like a fairy place!

"Noodles, then the government didn't ask the people to do anything?" He still couldn't believe it.

"What are you asking us to do?" Noodles picked his nose and seemed to be thinking.

"Why do you ask us to do something? Don't officials just do things for the people?"

"This has been like this for thousands of years!"

Noodles didn't understand Li Chuyi's words very much. In his mind, there was no concept of common people doing things for officials.

"Okay!" Li Chuyi was completely convinced!

They continued walking forward.

Suddenly, Li Chu paused and frowned.

What does it feel like under your feet? Wet, slippery, and sticky!

He couldn't help but swallow and looked down!

"Thai, whose dog is this! I*##..."

"Brother in the first grade of junior high school, stop scolding, this way!" Noodles pointed to a small puddle not far away.

Then he took out a pair of shoes from his waist and said, "Brother Junior High School, I'll let you go out and put on your shoes. Fortunately, I was prepared. Come on, new ones!"

After a long time, Li Chuyi put on his shoes, still with a dark face and cursing.

If it weren't for the ineffective cultivation and perception in this damn place, no matter how unlucky he was, he wouldn't step on that thing!

"Brother in the first year of junior high school, are you still shopping?"

Noodles asked, "How about we go back first? Someone from the government will come to our village soon and tell us what major events have happened in the country recently!"

"Everyone is required to be present!"

Li Chu nodded. He was becoming more and more curious about this government office.

……

With Li Chuyi leaving the Thirteen Lands, the first volume is complete.

Ok……

Actually, I don’t really want to write funny stories. I think what I write is a horror novel. I am mainly afraid of being too explicit, so I use funny elements to neutralize it.

The whole article talks about the word "cannibalism".

Fellow Taoists, have you ever calculated how many people have died in the total of more than 400,000 words!

As soon as Li Chu left the village, he encountered evil cultivators who devoured those idiots. Later, hundreds of thousands were sealed in the demonic monuments and hundreds of thousands in the Bone Boat. Later, the whole world was dead, and the Lucky Boat was even more exposed...

Just like what I wrote in the introduction at the beginning, "I want to borrow a cool article, but I don't want to write too cool..."

Our main purpose is to be a companion, and I hope all fellow Taoists will give me good reviews, hey!