Pasta is so crazy! Exploding the entertainment industry

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"Which fucking sewer cover is not covered properly so that a disgusting thing like you can crawl out? You talk like you've wiped Selu on, spraying feces everywhere! You tell me that you must be so proud in the Classic of Mountains and Seas Which page, I burned that page!”

"I think you are so polite and honest, so shameless! Listening to what you said, my fucking eyes were opened with a knife in my ass!"

"When the dung beetles see you, they are so damn happy that they call you daddy."

"Thank you for making me realize the diversity of species."

"In the past, the carriages and horses were slow, and you would never meet an idiot in your life. Now that technology is advanced, anyone you meet is a fucking idiot!"

"I'll treat you as a human being for the time being. Your father can't act at all. You just take advantage of the situation, you beast!"

"I also like men. I don't like cross-species animals like beasts if I like men!"

"I'm a slut? I don't know who it is that all men, women, and children have fucked me. When you get old, you can't even hold shit in your anus!"

"You picked a fight between Star King and my brother's company. Who gave you the courage? You didn't even think about how frustrated you were, and you still picked it up. I gave you the face and didn't want to scold you. If you don't continue, I'll scold you. Nose on face!”

"It's true that the cows and horses rise in the east and fall in the west, pulling them together until death!"

"With these words today, you are completely done!"

After Jiang Yuxiao finished speaking, she hung up the phone and opened Weibo to ask the big V blogger to post what she had prepared in advance.

It really ruined her good mood for sleeping.

Yan Yuxun looked at her angry look and found it funny and cute. The bad mood affected by Chen Junlin was gone, and I just wanted to kiss her properly.

"Good boy, don't be angry. Let's go to sleep."

Holding her little face, looking at her cheeks that were flushed because she was angry and scolding the beast, I felt filled with happiness in my heart.

She was defending herself and scolding the other party severely. Yuyu has never spoken to himself like this before, he is special.

"go to bed!"

Jiang Yuxiao hugged his lean waist and felt better looking at his face.

Chen Junlin, this disgusting maggot, a slug that can speak human language. Just wait for the complete collapse!

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Seeing the phone being hung up, Chen Junlin had not yet recovered from Jiang Yuxiao's scolding.

How dare she talk to herself like this?

Didn't she always follow behind her? How has it changed? Why has everything changed?

He should obviously be covered in glory, standing at the top with Qu Jiaojiao and looking at Jiang Yuxiao, this poor slug.

But why is Jiang Yuxiao the youngest daughter of the Jiang Group, and yet she has become a street rat?

The intimate photos with those people were widely circulated on the Internet. Qu Jiaojiao and Jiang Yuxiao lost their resources, left the villa on the third ring road, and lost all their glory. Squeezed into this dilapidated rental house, surrounded by rats, cockroaches, flies and mosquitoes, there was a burly man with a newly released flower-backed face opposite the door.

This is not true, this is not true!

Chen Junlin covered his head and looked at everything around him in horror. He was mumbling something that he didn't know what to say, and he looked very mentally disturbed.

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Hot search.

#江鱼小self-explosion and Chen Junlin Qu Jiaojiao's second bomb

Thanks to the popularity of the backstage staff and the big V himself, it quickly became a hot search topic and eventually ranked fifth on the hot search list.

Many netizens who stayed up late at night successfully ate the big melon.

[Qixi Wanzi: This is what I deserve for not sleeping! I am the first! 】

[Mu Zilin: There really is a follow-up! Comment first and then read. 】

[QQ Superman: I am super! It’s so explosive! Go and see, I'll clean it up. Simply, I really can't describe it in words. I can't say that Jiang Yuxiao is not a lover, but Chen Junlin's pua skills are top-notch! 】

[Eating mud raw on the spot: It was so explosive that Chen Junlin even asked Jiang Yuxiao to sleep with him. Oh my gosh, luckily Sister Xiao didn't agree. Instead, she worked part-time to make money and let Chen Junlin accommodate her. 】

[Hope to be happy every day: Hey, when Chen Junlin knew that Sister Xiao was studying for a Ph.D., he completely started to exploit her. The character has always been single, and Qu Jiaojiao is also said to be his suitor. The implicit meaning behind the words is to ask Sister Xiao to be nice to him, and also to ask Sister Xiao to work part-time to earn money to support him! 】

[Nan Youqiaomu: This is too disgusting. Sister Xiao herself is not having a good time at this time. She is busy with her studies, part-time job, and filming. This in itself is already very tiring, and Chen Junlin is still praising her. If it were me, I would have a nervous breakdown! 】

[It’s hard to write a good book: No wonder I couldn’t see Jiang Yuxiao for a long time. It turned out that the resources were taken away. Ruile is Zhou Bapi who exploits artists, Qu Jiaojiao and Chen Junlin are vampires! It's no wonder that Sister Xiao speaks so hard now. If I had gone through this, I would have gone crazy. 】

[I hope that Maomao’s Maomao will no longer be Maomao: It’s hard to imagine how such a real lady could withstand this. I heard that all her living expenses have been cut off, and she is working hard in society alone. When she committed suicide, I laughed at her. Now that I think about it, I deserve to die! 】

[Xingdai: Boycott Ruile, Chen Junlin get out of the entertainment industry! Qu Jiaojiao, get out of the entertainment industry! Apologize! Apologize! Apologize! 】

……

Weibo was turned upside down, Chen Junlin had already fallen asleep, and Qu Jiaojiao couldn't sleep all night and lost her temper.

As for Jiang Yuxiao, she slept very comfortably in Yan Yuxun's arms.

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The next day.

Jiang Yuxiao and Yan Yuxun were woken up by knocks on the door.

"Sister Xiao! Sister Xiao!"

The sound at the Luoxing Bridge door sounded urgent, and the sound was also urgent.

"what happened?"

Jiang Yuxiao got up from Yan Yuxun's arms and opened the door.

"Many reporters are coming outside and want to interview you."

Luoxing's face was full of anxiety. Seeing Jiang Yuxiao still not awake, he was as anxious as a grasshopper on a hot pot.

"Yuyu, what's wrong?"

Yan Yuxun's voice came from behind, and Luo Xing could no longer be surprised when he saw Yan Yuxun in pajamas. God knows how shocked she was when she saw the trending search this morning.

Later, when I got up, I found that there were reporters from three floors outside and three floors downstairs, which almost scared my little heart out.

"There are reporters to interview."

Jiang Yuxiao turned around and threw herself into his broad chest with a soft voice.

"Then let's wash up."

Yan Yuxun touched her furry head. Yes, it felt good. He blew it on her.

Completely ignoring Luo Xing and Yu Ming, who had arrived late, he turned around, closed the door and went to wash up.

"This……"

Luo Xing turned to look at Yu Ming, his beautiful eyes filled with confusion.

"Let's go down and deal with the reporters."

Looking at the simple falling stars, Yu Ming also lost his temper.

She should be trained, otherwise it would be really difficult to stay with Jiang Yuxiao for a long time in the future.

As for why not fire her?

She knew the secrets of Jiang Yuxiao and Yan Yuxun, and also had a lot of information about Jiang Yuxiao. She might cause some trouble if she was dismissed.

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"I think what you are wearing doesn't match my bag today. You can change it to a tie that is similar in color to my bag."

Jiang Yuxiao stood in front of the full-length mirror and looked at Yan Yuxun's outfit.

"okay."

Yan Yuxun immediately took off his tie and prepared to get a tie of the same color as Jiang Yuxiao's bag.

"Ding!"

This voice suddenly appeared in his mind, and then Yan Yuxun's eyes went dark and he was in a daze.

"Ding!"

This voice appeared again, and the light returned to Yan Yuxun's eyes.

He wanted to continue walking forward to get the tie, but when he raised his hand, his hand turned into a pair of slender, white, green-on-green female hands, holding a bag in his hand.

"???"

Yan Yuxun looked up and found that he was standing stupidly, and he had turned into Jiang Yuxiao.

"you……"

"you……"

Jiang Yuxiao looked at herself in front of her and felt that the world was a fantasy.

"Yan Yuxun."

"Jiang Yuxiao."

The two said in unison, breathing a sigh of relief after hearing the three words they wanted to hear.

"This……"

"This……"

Yan Yuxun didn't know how to explain to Jiang Yuxiao, and Jiang Yuxiao thought it was his problem.

"Let's go down first."

Jiang Yuxiao opened his mouth first and decided to strike first.

"Ok."

Yan Yuxun nodded decisively. It seemed that Jiang Yuxiao accepted this quite quickly.

"Would you like to change into flats?"

Today Jiang Yuxiao is wearing a silver leather skirt with suspenders and a pair of seven-centimeter stiletto heels. She had no problem walking on her own, but she was afraid that Yan and Xunwei would hurt her feet.

"It's okay. I've disguised myself as a man before. I can get used to it."

Yan Yuxun waved her hands, she looked good dressed like this.

"Okay, if you can't, we'll change clothes."

Seeing his calm expression, Jiang Yuxiao felt unsure. Who knows when this soul exchange will end, if Yan and Xun sprain their feet, it will be her body that suffers.

ヽ(*.＞Д＜)o゜

"Don't worry, I won't sprain my ankle. Look."

Yan Yuxun gave Jiang Yuxiao a live performance, and he really looked like he was wearing flat shoes.

"Okay, let's go downstairs. I think Luoxing almost cried from the reporters' questions."

Jiang Yuxiao stretched out his hand and looked at Yan Yuxun, his eyes full of tenderness.