Pasta is so crazy! Exploding the entertainment industry

"what!!"

As soon as Jiang Yuxiao and Yan Yuxun entered the house, they saw Chen Junlin suddenly screamed and then started jumping up and down inside the house.

"what happened?"

Shen Zhiai asked in confusion.

"There are, there are rats!"

Chen Junlin pointed at the back of the cabinet and looked at everyone nervously. The slap mark on his face has not faded away yet. He was squatting on the chair, looking funny and funny.

"Isn't it just a mouse? Why are you so scared?"

Mo Zhongyun had contempt on his face. It was really embarrassing for a grown man to be scared like this by a mouse.

"Stop making sarcastic remarks! Come and see for yourself!"

Chen Junlin rolled his eyes at him and pointed at the cabinet.

"Just take a look."

Mo Zhongyun walked over with a mocking look on his face.

As soon as I walked over, I saw a cute little mouse motionless there.

"You're so scared of such a big rat? Are you as brave as sesame seeds?"

Mo Zhongyun made a gesture with his thumb and index finger. The mouse's body was not as long as his thumb. Just five centimeters.

"Are we seeing the same rat?"

Chen Junlin saw him making gestures, and it was obviously not the mouse he saw.

"Okay, then come down. We won't laugh at you."

Zhou Changqing looked at him with suppressed laughter, with clear mockery in his eyes.

Seeing that no one believed him, Chen Junlin angrily got off the stool and sat on the sofa.

"Can't you wipe the stool?"

When Yan Yuxun saw him, he left immediately without wiping the stool he had stepped on. She frowned and told him.

"Yes, that's what Teacher Yan taught me."

Chen Junlin didn't know which string was on the wrong string. He glanced at Yan Yuxun and said angrily to him, then took two paper towels and wiped the bench casually.

"Teacher Chen said this, but it seems that our teacher Yan is careless."

Jiang Yuxiao stood in front of Yan Yuxun, looked at Chen Junlin's face and said.

It seems that the slap in the morning was too light, and he still has the strength to bark here.

Seeing Jiang Yuxiao, Chen Junlin remembered that his face was still hurting! This bitch is so harsh!

Chen Junlin wanted to open his mouth to reply to her, but his ankle hurt. When he lowered his head, he saw that it was the big rat!

"Ah!!!!!! It bites me!!!"

Chen Junlin raised his leg and kicked it wildly, not daring to touch it with his hands.

"What a fuss, don't fucking move!"

Jiang Yuxiao held his shoulders, put on the gloves he brought just now, and went to catch the mouse.

“The rain won’t keep falling, but your head will.”

Looking at the fat mouse about ten centimeters long in his hand, Jiang Yuxiao glanced at him.

She just saw a Mimi outside. If she gave it to Mimi, Mimi would be very happy.

He held the fat rat that dared not move, shook it in front of Mimi's nose, and put it down.

The fat rat didn't dare to move and could only wait for the fate of being eaten.

[Hahahahahahahaha This mouse is so good in Jiang Yuxiao's hands. He bit him just now at Chen Junlin's place, but when he came to Jiang Yuxiao's place he didn't even dare to struggle. 】

[Jiang Yuxiao is so strong, I was afraid that she would crush the mouse with enough force. 】

[I can already imagine that scene, it’s so disgusting. 】

[I, Shushu, am about to wash my hands~]

[Mom, Shushu, I’m not going back to eat~]

[Hahahahaha, the way Mimi looked at Sister Xiao just now was like looking at a god, with that little look of worship. 】

[Sister Xiao meowed a few times just now, and I felt the kitten understood it. 】

[When Sister Xiao was meowing just now, my cat ran over with the same expression as this kitten. When he saw that I had nothing to eat, he immediately ran away ruthlessly. Wuwuwuwuwu]

[Sister Xiao, can you still talk to cats? ? 】

……

After this little interlude, it’s time for the bride and groom to give their speeches.

Several people went out to join in the fun, and the first one to bear the brunt was Chen Junlin.

There were rats in that room, so he didn't want to stay in there.

Fortunately, the dead rat didn't bite his ankle, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to record this variety show.

"Wow, sister looks so beautiful in her wedding dress!"

Shen Zhiai and Zhou Changqing were receiving guests just now, so they had already chatted with the bride. The audience shouted excitedly.

"Thank you Zhizhi, you are also very cute and beautiful today."

The bride held the microphone and looked at her with a smile.

Shen Zhiai smiled a little silly and turned red.

"Stop giggling, it's time to eat."

Jiang Yuxiao looked at Shen Zhiai, who was still immersed in her own world, and touched her arm helplessly.

"Teacher Jiang, when you get married, do you want to wear a wedding dress or a red wedding dress?"

Shen Zhiai looked at Jiang Yuxiao's beautiful face with expectant eyes and asked.

Grandpa told her that her uncle and sister Yuxiao just received a marriage certificate. The wedding was not held, the banquet was not invited, and the wedding photos were not taken.

Yan Yuxun was also waiting for Jiang Yuxiao's answer and listened carefully.

"Go for a red wedding dress. Red is more festive and more atmospheric."

Jiang Yuxiao thought for a while and then said with a smile.

Yan Yuxun usually wears a lot of suits, and he can already think of Yan Yuxun wearing suits at the wedding, and there is no sense of expectation anymore.

"I want to wear a red wedding dress too!"

She saw that the sister of the bride was dressed beautifully, and she wanted to wear it too.

Shen Zhiai holds her face in her hands and is already imagining how she will look like when she gets married in the future.

When Wei Zeye heard what she said, he turned his eyes and looked at the newlyweds on the stage.

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"It's time to eat!"

After the sound of firecrackers, there was a joyous voice, and then the aunts and uncles who served the dishes filed in with the dishes on the iron plates.

"good to eat."

Shen Zhiai took a bite of the cold dish, which was very sour and appetizing. It was something she had never eaten in the past nineteen years, and it seemed like a new world had opened up.

"Thank you for coming to help us at our wedding. Thank you very much."

The groom held up his wine glass, his face full of happiness and joy.

"What's the point? I haven't had a big banquet for several years, and we are also very happy."

Director Li stood up to speak first, patting his big belly and laughing so hard that he couldn't even see his eyes.

"Not much to say, it's all in the wine. My wife and I propose a toast to you."

The groom was a little shy and didn't speak much, so he could only express his excitement and gratitude by drinking down the wine in his glass.

"Okay, eat and drink well, we'll leave first."

The bride looked at a few people and said something, then turned and left.

"Wow! So full!"

Shen Zhiai patted his round belly and leaned against Wei Zeye.

"They have packed the food, let's pack it too!"

Sun Fangfei suggested.

Dishes for rural banquets are the most fragrant if you mix them together at home and stir-fry them again.

"Okay, I'll get the plastic bag."

Director Li thought her idea was a good one, so he got up and went to get the plastic bag.

"No, I'll take it."

Yan Yuxun took out six plastic bags from his trouser pockets, divided them into portions, and took the vegetables back.

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"Everyone, take a good rest. I'll call you at 2:30. There will be activities in the afternoon."

It was almost one o'clock when we returned to the villa. They simply tidied up and then lay down in bed to take a nap.

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“Bang bang bang!!”

The sound of gongs came from downstairs, successfully waking everyone up.

After a while, several people came down from upstairs one after another.

"What do you want to do now?"

Looking at the sun outside the door, Jiang Yuxiao felt like he was going to die from the heat.

"Want to go out and play?"

Deng Dexiang looked at everyone and asked.

"Do not want to."

Shen Zhiai was so sleepy that she just wanted to sleep in bed.

"Very well, I know what you want."

Deng Dexiang looked at Shen Zhiai and suddenly shouted this loudly, which scared away all the sleepy people in Shen Zhiai.

Shen Zhiai's eyes widened, seeming confused. Have you fallen asleep? Did you mean "think"?

【puff! Deng Dexiang, look, you scared our baby Zhizhi so much that we were all stunned! 】

[Shen Zhizhi must be wondering if he meant what he said, hahahahahahahaha. 】

[Poor my female goose, she was shocked by this old guy Deng Dexiang. 】

[Hahahahahaha Deng Dexiang only heard what he wanted to hear. 】

[Everyone who goes out on this hot day is going to die from the sun. Fortunately, I am turning on the 22-degree air conditioner, holding a watermelon and wrapping myself in a quilt to rest. 】

[Your mother won’t scold you if you drive the car at 22 degrees? 】

[Don’t scold me, isn’t it normal to open 22 degrees? 】

[My mother never let me go below 26 degrees, and would scold me whenever it went low. 】

[I’m also whining. 】

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