Pasta is so crazy! Exploding the entertainment industry

Chapter 259 Yan Yuxun, wake up

Luo Xuwan straightened his face and said, "Shen Zhizhi, do you know the connection between humans and pigs?"

Shen Zhiai was busy typing and had no time to pay attention to her.

"Just like the relationship between you and your painting, it has nothing to do with it!"

If Shen Zhiai didn't accept the move, she wouldn't be able to sing normally in the play. She could only use a higher volume to cover up the embarrassment of her one-man show.

"I'm going to the handsome guy's WeChat account." Shen Zhiai showed her the chat page with a proud tone.

Luo Xuwan turned his head and didn't look at her, gloating: "So what? If your family finds out, he won't be able to make trouble with you."

Shen Zhiai choked at her words, and his original arrogance disappeared, but for the sake of face, he still said: "I added him purely to take a set of photos here. I have no other ideas at all!"

Luo Xuwan took out the developed photos, looked at his blurred appearance and the ugly photos from various angles, and sneered: "With this technology, how can we take a photo?"

The strength in holding the photos was a bit strong, and several photos fell to the ground. Shen Zhiai bent down to pick them up. The protagonist of the photos was the photographer.

Shen Zhiai: "..."

Luo Xuwan: "..."

The two looked at the photo and fell into silence.

Jiang Yuxiao stood nearby, eating French fries and drinking Coke watching the two argue.

It happened that Shen Zhiai's cell phone rang, and she picked it up and saw that it was the price list sent by the photographer.

The general content is: You just chatted for five minutes and you need to pay ten euros.

When Luo Xuwan saw the payment link, he was not so angry that Shen Zhiai wanted to get his contact information.

Shen Zhiai had no choice but to pay ten euros and block the other party.

Jiang Yuxiao handed the fries to the two of them with a wicked smile on his face: "Okay, let's have something to eat."

Shen Luo didn't bother to care about the smile on her face and reached out to pick up the fries.

As soon as I got it in my hand, the seagull that had been waiting nearby snatched it away before I could eat it.

Looking at their empty hands, the two looked at Jiang Yuxiao in confusion as if he hadn't yet reacted.

"Hahahahahaha!"

The seagulls above me laughed wildly and without laughter, attracting the attention of many people.

"It's not Sister Xiao, why are they like this?" Shen Zhiai was like an aggrieved baby, holding Jiang Yuxiao's arm to complain.

"Sister Xiao, they are grabbing our French fries!" Luo Xuwan pulled her other arm to complain, angrily pointing at the laughing seagulls above her head.

Jiang Yuxiao suppressed a smile: "Just buy another one, it won't leave you a bite anyway."

"Sister Xiao, you have to make the decision for us! How could you let it go?" Shen Zhiai hung on her like a koala, accusing her of inaction with his eyes.

"I'll treat you to hot pot," Jiang Yuxiao pouted helplessly, "Hurry up and leave, a lot of people are laughing at you."

Of course, that includes seagulls.

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The video of the three people was quickly uploaded to the Internet by passers-by, and it became quite popular.

#陈志凯 was cheated on the streets abroad

#LUOXU Late Photo Cheating

#Laugh loudly at Shen Zhi Ai Luo Xuwan’s seagulls

#江鱼彇有小

#Tomorrow: Take a lunch break first

[Did Shen Zhizhi release a new song today: No, the lunch break is just for the three of you to come out and play, right? The key is that I was tricked hahahahaha! 】

[Little Star: No, is this painting really that of Shen Zhiai himself? I can't say they are exactly the same, I can only say they have nothing to do with each other. 】

[Nickname aside: Shen Zhizhi almost broke into pieces when she saw this painting, and the man who painted it asked her for fifty euros, and later seventy euros. Then with the help of enthusiastic onlookers, thirty euros were won. 】

[Sugar is salty but does not turn sweet: Shen Zhizhi’s is nothing, but Luo Xuwan’s is funny. A friend of mine has the whole process of taking photos. The poses she takes are all very beautiful, and the third perspective is particularly beautiful. My friend said she almost screamed.

It turned out that the photography guy took all ugly photos, and the developed photos were also ugly. He also added a few handsome photos of himself. 】

[Iron-Blooded Pan-fried Bun Warrior: Is it true that no one thinks that seagull is cheap? It's really mean, and it laughs so loudly hahahaha. 】

[Mianmian Bing Xiaoyang: Seeing the two bickering and Jiang Yuxiao eating and watching next to them, it really felt like taking care of a child. 】

[Can’t think of a name: My sister Xiao is only twenty-four years old. She has been raising a baby for four or five years at such a young age. 】

As soon as the three of them sat down at the hot pot restaurant, they felt someone was watching them intensely.

Shen Zhiai: "Fans?"

Luo Xuwan: "Seagull?"

Jiang Yuxiao: “Let’s order food.”

Shen Zhiai and Luo Xuwan: "Oh."

Jiang Yuxiao excused herself to use the restroom and went to the back door where there was less traffic.

She asked: "Did you ask anything?"

The other party was wearing cleaning clothes. He raised his head and glanced at her quickly and said, "Asked, it was that person who ordered it. Have you contacted the local area?"

Jiang Yuxiao fiddled with the lighter that Yan Yuxun gave her: "We have contacted him and we will cooperate in six days. You can go back to the pier to buy French fries and take him with you. He will contact you proactively."

After saying that, she was about to take out her cigarette case, and the other party immediately said: "Sorry, madam, smoking is not allowed in the toilet. If you want to smoke, please go to the special smoking booth."

"Okay." Jiang Yuxiao put away the cigarette case, glared at him, and turned to leave.

Luo Xuwan looked at her disapprovingly: "Sister Xiao, do you go to the toilet just to smoke?"

Shen Zhiai advised: "Sister Xiao, smoking is bad for your health. You should smoke less. If you are stressed, you can find other ways to vent. Smoking and drinking are not recommended."

Jiang Yuxiao nodded her head, but her expression clearly meant that her words had turned a deaf ear.

Just as the waiter had served all the dishes, Jiang Yuxiao seemed to have seen a life-saving straw: "Okay, okay, the dishes are all here, hurry up and eat."

When the two were fighting for the shrimp slide, Jiang Yuxiao felt the strong and aggressive look leave.

But she didn't dare to relax. After dinner, she was relieved when she saw Yan Yuxun when she returned to the hotel.

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Jiang Yu raised the packing box in his hand and smiled at him: "Are you hungry? I brought you the clear soup hot pot you like to eat."

"Do I like clear soup hot pot? I obviously can't get spicy hot pot." Yan Yuxun looked at her angrily, took the packing box and threw it heavily on the table.

"Hehe." Jiang Yuxiao walked up to him and laughed twice, looking a bit needy but also a bit cute.

Yan Yuxun rolled his eyes and turned away from her: "Why are you laughing?"

"Of course I know you like spicy hot pot, so I brought this for you." Jiang Yuxiao took out the hidden packing box from behind and held it in front of him like a treasure.

"Hmph! You're interested." Yan Yuxun sat down proudly and raised her chin to signal her to take out everything.

Jiang Yuxiao looked at his twitchy look, muttered a few words, then put on a gentle look and laid out the food for him.

Jiang Yuxiao laid out the dishes for him and told him, "You should try your best to go outside as little as possible these days, you know? Don't hurt you and the baby."

Yan Yuxun was still a little angry after hearing her previous words, but her last words soothed her brows.

"Okay, listen to the kid's mother." Yan Yuxun nodded in agreement.

Jiang Yuxiao looked at his raised orchid fingers and resisted the idea of ​​Bang Bang punching him twice.

What should I do if my husband is schizophrenic? Waiting online, urgent!

"Get some sleep." Jiang Yuxiao packed up his things and helped him walk to the bed and sit down.

Yan Yuxun slapped her hand away and said displeasedly: "How can you sleep just after eating? This is not good for me and the baby. You are not qualified to be a mother!"

Jiang Yuxiao raised a professional fake smile: "Okay, okay, let me show you some prenatal education videos."

"Okay," Yan Yuxun reluctantly agreed, "What do you think we should name our daughter?"

"Are you so sure she's a daughter? What if she's a son?" Jiang Yuxiao had no other intention and just wanted to go against him.

"The birth of a son or a daughter is determined by the man's genes. If my genes are really good, then I can't have a daughter!"

Yan Yuxun touched his belly with a proud look on his face.

Jiang Yuxiao: "..." I have never seen such a shameless person!

"How about calling her Jiang Qiyan? No, no, it's a bit like a boy's name.

How about Jiang Yanman? When the twin swallows came, they were far away, and the bead curtains were embroidered with poplars all over the house. "

Jiang Yuxiao didn't bother to pay attention to him and just knocked him out with a knife.

How can it be justified with mental illness? She didn't believe in the normal Yan Yuxun. Well, although it wasn't necessarily normal, it was definitely more normal than this pregnant one in the public sense.

"Yan Yuxun, wake up!"

Jiang Yuxiao slapped him twice in the mouth and looked at him expectantly.

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