Pasta is so crazy! Exploding the entertainment industry

Chapter 155: Slap me twenty times in a row

Huo Yanheng stood up and faced the camera, and said with a sense of suspense: "Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the following story will definitely open your eyes!"

Seeing that his acting personality was coming up again, Shen Zhiai patted him on the shoulder and said angrily: "Oh, just tell me! Why are you pretending to be so mysterious?"

Huo Yanheng saw that he had 'successfully' attracted attention, with obvious pride in his eyes, "Hey, why are you in such a hurry?"

Shen Zhiai turned to look at Jiang Yuxiao, holding her arm and acting coquettishly: "Sister Xiao, look at him~"

Huo Yanheng didn't expect Shen Zhiai to be so incapable of having fun, so he quickly took out an oversized rainbow lollipop from his pocket and handed it to her, "I'm going to say it, I'm going to say it!"

"Okay, audience friends, after the slapstick, the excitement is back."

While talking, Huo Yanheng took out a plastic flower that popped out of nowhere, took out a lighter and lit it, then brought it to Jiang Xiyu and told her to blow it out.

Jiang Xiyu cooperated with him to blow out the plastic flower, and then a real flower appeared. This magic trick amazed the audience.

Jiang Xiyu clapped her hands twice in cooperation, conveying the message that Huo Yanheng was very powerful.

Huo Yanheng handed the flowers to Jiang Xiyu, and looked at the camera with a pair of affectionate and somewhat sad eyes, "The performance is over, I will share my dark history now——

That was when I was a freshman in college, and I was completely different from what I am now. At that time, I could be described as a playboy who didn’t know the heights of the world. When I first entered college, I thought that with the Huo family's status in Kyoto, I could still be domineering in college.

But I thought wrong, I met someone, a girl who changed my life. "

Huo Yanheng paused appropriately, poured himself a glass of water, and took a sip.

[No, Huo Yanheng has an acting personality, right? 】

[Remove the word "ba", he is! 】——Song Shuchen (eye-rolling version)

[He has so many scenes, and his words caught my attention. 】

[Listening to what he said, it was like the opening scene of a novel between the male and female protagonists, and I felt a little embarrassed! 】

[Say it quickly! I won’t mention it just to bring up people’s interest. Can you finish it in one go? 】

[No, you can do anything? 】

Huo Yanheng put down the water glass and continued: "It was a military training. She was standing on the playground performing martial arts. I thought that such a good opportunity to get the first choice of mate could be given to others? I directly asked someone to drive her away. On the other hand, he started performing.

She didn't argue with me at first, but then I saw how good-looking she was, and I boldly teased her on the way back to the dormitory after training. She threw me over my shoulder and knocked me down. Then she dragged my legs to the rockery next to me. Later, they slapped me twenty times, removed an arm and broke a leg. "

After Huo Yanheng finished speaking, he glanced at Jiang Yuxiao with his peripheral vision, and was relieved when he saw that she had no reaction.

Sun Fangfei quickly spoke out, looking forward to the next development, "What about the follow-up?"

Huo Yanheng didn't expect Sun Fangfei to speak. He glanced at Fu Jingci and continued: "The follow-up is that I brought my prosthetic arm and broken leg with a plaster to the door to apologize. From then on, I will never use my hands or my mouth again. Become a good, qualified and good citizen.”

Sun Fangfei nodded in agreement, her tone full of distress, "The person who can make Young Master Huo come to apologize is someone whose family background should not be underestimated."

Jiang Xiyu glanced at Sun Fangfei and snorted softly.

Except for Yan Yuxun and Sun Fangfei, everyone here knew who this girl was.

Shen Zhiai also didn't expect that Huo Yanheng would talk about this matter. In her opinion, Huo Yanheng has gone crazy a lot.

For example, if you date ten girlfriends at the same time, just to watch them play rock-paper-scissors, the loser will break up, and the winner will give you 100,000 yuan before breaking up.

Also, when I have nothing to do, I like to cosplay old men and old ladies, and then go to the village to perform backflips and chest-breaking boulders.

One time, this guy got drunk and ran to their house to compete with her German shepherd who was roaming in the yard to see who could bark louder. The dog was so angry that it fainted. Because he brought a big speaker. As for why no one stopped him, it was because her family was holding a singing party at the time.

......

Speaking of Huo Yanheng's madness history, just like his love history, it's endless.

Therefore, the reason why Huo Yanheng chose this one was probably because it was the least embarrassing one.

Huo Yanheng really wanted to cover Sun Fangfei's mouth. If he hadn't been afraid that he would be laughed at if he said something else, he wouldn't have said this. "Haha, it's just an ordinary family. The main reason is that I'm such an asshole, so I deserve this apology."

Looking back, I was really a lunatic in the past. I provoked Jiang Yuxiao. Isn't this considered crazy?

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Yan Yuxun had already guessed from the expressions of the people present that this matter was related to Jiang Yuxiao, so he stood up and changed the subject, "Then, I will be next."

Wei Zeye picked up his words with discernment, with a hint of surprise on his handsome face, "Brother Yan, do you also have a history of going crazy?"

Yan Yuxun curled her lips, "No one is a saint. Of course I have this experience too."

Jiang Yuxiao doesn't care about other people's affairs. She only cares about Yan Yuxun, "Then tell me, I'm very curious."

Xiaoba: Of course you don’t care. With me, nothing else can escape your eyes (￣y▽,￣)╭

"You and I have been married for more than two years. We spend less time together and more separation. I ignore my beautiful wife and think about business all day long. Why am I not crazy?"

Yan Yuxun looked down at Jiang Yuxiao, the pain in his eyes almost overflowing.

Jiang Yuxiao held his face, rubbed his nose, and said softly: "Okay, how can you support my lavish wife if you don't make money?"

"Then let me tell you about the history of my madness," Jiang Yuxiao paused, "I am really crazy. I ignored my handsome and handsome husband to fall in love with a broken shoe and act as a licking dog for others."

After speaking, he kissed the corner of Yan Yuxun's mouth, as if to stabilize his mood.

Yan Yuxun raised his hand and gently stroked her cheek, his tone full of guilt: "Actually, it's all my fault, and Yuyu suffered these unreasonable disasters."

Shen Zhiai rolled his eyes and said angrily: "It's all~ I'm not~ okay~"

However, the two people who looked at each other sweetly ignored her, and just ignored everyone and ran to sit next to her.

【no? They have been married for more than two years? I thought I just got married not long ago! 】

[Don’t be shocked upstairs, let me be shocked for a while. 】

[No, others are really crazy, but you two are really showing off your affection, right? 】

[To be honest, I can see the problem from Jiang Yuxiao’s perspective. It’s normal for her to cheat. 】

[No wonder Yan Yuxun came to this show. They co-authored the story of chasing his wife in the crematorium and saving it on the show. 】

[Looking at their blatant display of affection, my blood sugar has risen. 】

[Hahahahahahaha, Zhizhi’s strange and strange character is also very cute. I still stand for CCP! 】

The sweet interaction between the two people made many viewers feel touched.

The problem between the two of them was successfully solved through this opportunity, and the knots in their hearts disappeared.