Pasta is so crazy! Exploding the entertainment industry

Chapter 111 Hanging yourself with a hook, no change allowed for a hundred years

"Teacher Yan's cooking skills are still stable."

Jiang Yuxiao gave a thumbs up and said with enjoyment.

"As long as you like it, eat more."

Yan Yuxun's heart almost melted when he looked at her cute appearance.

"Teacher Yan, your craftsmanship is amazing!"

Shen Zhiai gave two thumbs up and looked at Yan Yuxun with a sweet smile.

Damn sister Yuxiao, she forgot about this treasure after she had a husband! I really don’t know what sister Yuxiao likes about him.

"This was not done by me, but by Wei Zeye."

Yan Yuxun glanced at her, not missing the hostility in her eyes and the provocation in her words.

"Teacher Jiang, I want to try Teacher Yan's cooking."

Shen Zhiai rubbed Jiang Yuxiao's arm and blinked her big eyes in a cute way.

"Try it."

Jiang Yuxiao gave her some meat and put it in her bowl. This little brat wanted to eat it for both men and women. Greedy, even if he has Wei Zeye, he doesn't want to lose her.

Yan Yuxun looked at Shen Zhiai's provocative look and twitched the corner of his mouth.

He really didn't know what to say to her.

"Miss Fu, won't you eat with me?"

Zhou Changqing looked a little displeased as he watched Fu Jingci prepare the meal.

If he had told her that she had done it, he would not have done it.

"No, I'm afraid it will affect my appetite."

Fu Jingci didn't want to give him any good looks, so she refused him directly and sat next to Jiang Yuxiao.

"Miss Fu, what you said is a bit serious."

Zhou Changqing sat opposite Fu Jingci with a hint of warning in his eyes.

"It's quite serious, so go die."

Fu Jingci didn't bother to look at him, it really affected his appetite.

"You! Forget it, I don't care about women."

Zhou Changqing was furious, but he still pretended to be generous and said this.

"Some people are born in Rome, and some people are born as calves and horses. Your vision determines that you can only say such things, and I don't blame you. Calfs and horses."

Fu Jingci raised his head and looked at him with compassion. He should be calm when dealing with idiots.

Huo Yanheng looked at Fu Jingci, glad that he didn't offend her. Otherwise, he would probably be as speechless as Zhou Changqing.

Gao Linglong watched Fu Jingci directly criticize Zhou Changqing, and once again lamented that these men only care about their faces. She is obviously that kind-hearted little fairy.

"Miss Fu, what you said is a bit too unpleasant."

Gao Linglong pretended not to be able to bear it, with a look of disapproval.

"I heard recently that you had a wealthy man," Fu Jingci paused and glanced at her, "It turns out that you have accepted Erlang Shen as your master."

Both of them are looking for presence in her, but she is not popular either. Why are you pulling and stepping on her? Do you think she's easy to bully?

"Miss Fu, that's not necessary. We have just met each other, so this is too much."

When Zhou Changqing saw that Gao Linglong was being criticized for speaking for him, he quickly spoke up.

"Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ."

Fu Jingci crossed his arms and looked at him with squinted eyes.

How does this guy survive in the entertainment industry? Are you going to piss others off by being stupid?

"Teacher Zhou, it's better to say a few words less. It really affects your appetite."

Huo Yanheng couldn't stand it anymore and said in a cold voice.

When he spoke, Zhou Changqing did not dare to speak. Huo Yanheng has a lot of connections in the entertainment industry. If you offend him, it will be even harder to turn around in the future.

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"Has everyone packed up? You can join the bonfire party."

The little girl came and knocked on the door to ask, and the sky outside became dark.

"All right!"

Shen Zhiai took Fu Jingci's hand and Jiang Yuxiao's hand and ran outside. Looking at the bonfire not far away, she became excited.

"I'm like a fish in your lotus pond, just waiting for the bright white moonlight with you."

After Shen Zhiai joined, she started singing "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond" and sang "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond" with the people around her. Although the song was not the same song, the atmosphere was very good.

"After swimming through four seasons, the lotus flowers are still fragrant. Waiting for you in the middle of the water."

Jiang Yuxiao and Fu Jingci also joined them, singing songs around the campfire, which was very pleasant.

The fatigue of the whole day has gone with the wind at this time.

[They feel so happy, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooft 】

【Who knows? I just heard "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond" and my DNA moved directly. It's already in KTV! 】

[Good news: I have speakers and a microphone.

Even better news: single-family homes! 】

[Bad news: There are no single-family villas.

Good news: I have a basement in my house that has been renovated into a KTV! 】

[I am already dancing with my dog, please take a step forward. 】

[Don’t leave in front of me, I have two dogs, let’s go together! 】

[The atmosphere is really good, I really want to go with my friends. 】

【I’m going to start saving money! I also want to travel to the prairie! 】

[I’m so envious that you can travel to the prairie, unlike me, who live here. 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah don’t force me! 】

【Sisters! My homepage, the same humanities between Jiang Yu, Xiaoyan and Xun! Go and watch, don't say I didn't kick you! 】

[Sisters deserve to enjoy the Ancestral Temple! I'm taking the first step! 】

【OK! 】

[I’ll bite, I’ll bite, I’ll bite your ass!]

……

"happy?"

Yan Yuxun looked at Jiang Yuxiao happily chewing on a piece of roasted lamb chop with gentle eyebrows.

"Happy and relaxing. I really want to lie here and sleep at night."

Jiang Yuxiao lay directly on the ground, with soft grass under her body and stars in the sky. Such beautiful scenery can really calm people's restless hearts.

"When we have time in the future, we can run here often."

His voice was gentle and magnetic, and he lowered his eyebrows as he looked at her face full of endearment.

"Really?"

When Jiang Yuxiao heard what he said, she stood up and her eyes were astonishingly bright.

"Of course, why are you lying to me? Didn't I already tell you that I want to show you the scenery across the country. Just the two of us."

Yan Yuxun pressed her forehead against hers, his voice low and hoarse.

"Okay then, hang yourself with a hook."

Jiang Yuxiao stretched out her oily little finger, looked at his face and said proudly.

"Okay, let's wipe our hands first."

Yan Yuxun took out a piece of toilet paper from his pocket and wanted to wipe her hands.

"No, that's it. My hands aren't dirty."

Jiang Yuxiao didn't wipe it, but put his hands behind his back.

"Okay, don't rub it. Are you still pulling the hook?"

Yan Yuxun follows her, as long as she likes it.

"Hang yourself with a hook, and you won't be able to change it for a hundred years."

Yan Yuxun and Jiang Yuxiao pulled the hook while talking, and finally put their thumbs together to seal it.

"Hahaha."

When Yan Yuxun wasn't paying attention, Jiang Yuxiao put his greasy hands on Yan Yuxun's face. The originally matte face immediately lit up.

Seeing Jiang Yuxiao's evil smile, Yan Yuxun smiled helplessly. He took out a tissue and wiped his face and hands, then went to find Jiang Yuxiao.

"Why are you wiping it? You look so handsome like that!"

Jiang Yuxiao looked at Yan Yuxun who grabbed his hand, pouted and said unconvinced.

"Yeah, you're right. Okay, keep it clean. Wipe it clean, let's go play."

Yan Yuxun wiped her hands seriously and nodded while listening to her words. He looked at her clean hands before letting go of her.

"I don't want to play anymore, I'm tired. Go back to sleep."

Jiang Yuxiao yawned and held his hand and walked back.

Yan Yuxun looked at Jiang Yuxiao holding his little hand, and the satisfaction in his heart almost exploded.

[You two are just short of kissing! Don't treat us like outsiders, just give us a kiss, Qiuqiu! 】

[Jiang Yuxiao, Yan and Xun, you two, don’t force me to beg you like a dog! Give me a kiss! 】

[You two are like this, it’s hard to end it without a kiss. 】

【Why don't you kiss? Is it because you don't like it? 】

[Jiang Yuxiao: Hug a little, I only know how to curse while eating, but I don’t know how to kiss. 】

[Both of them, it’s best not to be in the script. Otherwise I will scold Li Yiliang until he becomes autistic! 】

[Don’t worry, Director Li will never use a script for these two. With Jiang Yuxiao's character and temper, he wouldn't do it unless he spent money. Otherwise, it wouldn't happen at all. Of course, Li Yiliang is very stingy. We all know this, so this is not a script! 】

[Oh my God, I’d trade my bestie’s ten years of singleness for these two to get married! 】

【I have been my best friend for twenty years! 】

[My best friend for thirty years! 】

[Best friends are divided into noble friends and enemy friends. If it's good to you, it's your friend; if it's not good to you, it's your enemy. 】

[Girlfriend: You are really my precious ladies! 】

[My bestie is in love and wants to trade her whole life for being single in exchange for Jiang Yu, Xiaoyan and Xun getting married! 】

……

Li Yiliang and Deng Dexiang looked at the barrage and fell into deep thought.