Pasta is so crazy! Exploding the entertainment industry
Chapter 102: Life is boring, toad comments on human beings
Chapter 102
At the end of July, cicadas chirp and frogs chirp, and the crescent moon hangs high in the sky in the dark night. The night is charming, and the people around you are even more charming.
Jiang Yuxiao lowered his eyes and hung up the unfamiliar call on his phone, picked up a glass of champagne and drank it in one gulp.
"Why didn't you answer?"
Yan Yuxun brought a piece of mousse cake and asked softly while watching her movements.
"Scam call."
Jiang Yuxiao put her cell phone on silent mode in her handbag and took the mousse cake in his hand.
"Didn't you turn on the anti-fraud mode?"
Yan Yuxun took her handbag and asked her with a smile.
"Then do you want to drive it for me?"
Jiang Yuxiao approached Yan Yuxun, her eyes were blurry, her red lips raised her index finger and she gently drew circles on his chest.
"Okay."
Yan Yuxun lowered his head and kissed the cream on the corner of her mouth, his voice was low and his eyes were slightly dark.
"Cough cough."
A cough interrupted their next movements.
Yan Yuxun turned to look at Su Jianyu, his eyes full of displeasure.
"What's up?"
Jiang Yuxiao narrowed her beautiful eyes and spoke in a low voice.
Damn, after finally taking a break, someone still came to join in the fun.
"The press conference is about to begin."
After Su Jianyu said that, he turned around and left. He didn't want to bring trouble on himself!
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"Teacher Jiang, may I ask how far your relationship with Teacher Yan has developed now?"
A reporter stood up and asked a question.
"∟, this is a right angle; √, this is an acute angle; I'm sorry, Teacher Yan is a good person, but this is a roundabout rejection."
Jiang Yuxiao picked up the phone, looked at Yan Yuxun and said.
"Teacher Jiang, do you have any relationship problems?"
"Sister with this look, does she have relationship problems?"
Jiang Yuxiao picked up a strand of hair and circled it around her fingertips. Although he said it with arrogance, no one believed it.
“What would you do if you encountered a problem in your life or work?”
The reporter held up the microphone and waited seriously for her answer.
"Oh, I will find a way to solve it. Although I want to hang myself countless times during this process."
Jiang Yuxiao tapped her fingers lightly on the table, already imagining the headache-inducing scene.
"You sometimes curse people, so what do you think? And what do you think about others scolding you?"
"When I scold others, they deserve it, and when others scold me, they have lost their conscience."
"It seems that Teacher Jiang usually doesn't have internal conflicts, but now many people have started to have internal conflicts. Teacher Jiang, can you say a few words?"
A girl who looked like a college student stood up and looked at Jiang Yuxiao with expectation on her face.
"First, I have to examine myself three times every day. I am not wrong. Am I too polite? Am I giving him face?"
"Second, ask less about why yourself and more why others. Instead of consuming yourself internally, it is better to consume others externally."
"Third, some people say that suffering a loss is a blessing, so you wish him to eat more and make him as blessed as the East Sea."
"Fourth, your boss says you are poor, but excellence comes with a different price. It's just a few thousand dollars but you have to endure a lot of pain. Maybe this means thousands of dollars of salary and a lot of hardship."
"Fifth, it's just a part-time job. Don't be too conceited. This shabby class is not worthy of being your knot."
Jiang Yuxiao looked at the camera and spoke clearly every word. Yan Yuxun and Su Jianyu laughed out loud when they listened.
"Buy two, get three free, sister likes you."
Jiang Yuxiao also gave the girl a wink, and the girl immediately turned red.
"Sister, what do you think of substitute literature?"
Another girl stood up, her eyes red.
"Slap your hands with iodine and disinfect them while fanning them." She paused and added, "Slapping him is to give him an advantage. There is no physical castration because the law protects him."
"Then what should I do if someone criticizes me for my dressing sense?"
"Life is boring, and toads judge human beings."
Jiang Yuxiao also raised a middle finger.
"What should I do if I'm asked to give in to someone else? I don't want to give in, but I don't know how to refuse."
A boy stood up and his figurine was taken away by his cousin. When he refused, his relatives scolded him.
"How many mothers are you talking to me like this? Why should I give up your position to you? Just go crazy."
Jiang Yuxiao rolled his eyes, what? Just going crazy is the right thing to do.
"Thank you, Teacher Jiang, I know how to do it."
The boy smiled and sat down.
"Teacher Jiang, if a fan wants to marry you, what would you do?"
"Marry her!"
Jiang Yuxiao waved his hand and blew a kiss.
Yan Yuxun looked at Jiang Yuxiao's happy appearance, and felt a sense of dissatisfaction in his heart.
"Ahem, does anyone want to interview me?"
Seeing that someone else wanted to interview Jiang Yuxiao, Yan Yuxun immediately opened his mouth to ask.
"..."
The silence all around was audible.
In fact, when I usually interview Yan Yuxun, his answers are always ambiguous, and he only answers a few questions when asked. Jiang Yuxiao is different. Whenever she hears something, she almost always answers, and no manager has ever stopped her.
Yu Ming: I don’t dare. Jiang Yuxiao and I are evenly divided. She beat me to tears eight times in two minutes, and I didn't have a chance to fight back.
o(TヘTo)
Looking at the dead silence, a reporter still stood up and asked a question.
"Teacher Yan, what is your understanding of Song Heshu in the play?"
"My understanding of him is that he is smart and wise, takes national affairs as his own responsibility, becomes famous at a young age, is unyielding1, and is quite famous."
"Then what kind of person do you think Gu Qingmin is?"
The reporters asked the right questions, and I probably had nothing to ask him.
"In the early stage, she was a dignified but smart and astute daughter of the Prime Minister. In the middle stage, she was tortured by the perverted emperor, and her temperament changed greatly. She became cunning and cruel, and learned to take advantage of others.
In the later period, she completely turned black and turned into a person who looked like the emperor but was a little more human than him. She is contradictory, hateful, but also the most pitiable. "
Yan Yuxun answered this question very seriously. His research on the character of Gu Qingmin far exceeded his own character research.
"Yeah, thank you, Teacher Yan, for your answer."
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"Don't crowd, everyone. There will be a special place to sign autographs in a while, so don't crowd!"
Security guards and bodyguards blocked the crowd, while Yan Yuxun protected Jiang Yuxiao through the crowded corridor.
Soon, the two became a hot topic.
#yan与洴江鱼小 intimate and intimate post on the floor
#If they are not real, then I must be fake
#Is there anyone who hasn’t said anything to each other?
Three hot searches directly ranked in the top three.
However, fans and netizens are discussing it, and Jiang Yuxiao and Yan Yuxun have already embarked on their journey home.
Tomorrow, after more than a month, the third issue of "One Hundred and Forty Days" will begin.
As soon as he arrived at the gate of the community, Jiang Yuxiao saw two familiar figures.
"Ignore them and drive right in."
Jiang Yuxiao glanced at it and continued playing her 4399 mini-game.
"Yes, Miss Fourth."
The driver nodded and planned to take a detour into the community, but was stopped anyway.
"Stop! Stop!"
An unkempt man stopped in front of the car. His long hair had covered the upper half of his face, leaving only the unshaven lower half of his face. The clothes on his body were also in tatters, and he looked like he had just come out of a garbage dump.
"Jiang Yuxiao, I know it's you! Get out of the car and let's talk!"
Qu Jiaojiao was not having a good time either, she had lost a lot of weight. The cheekbones are prominent and the eye sockets are sunken, making him look very scary.
The driver honked his horn to warn the other party.
The surrounding security guards quickly ran out. They were in a community where land was at a premium, so how could there be trouble.
"What are you doing? Do you know whose car you are blocking? Why don't you go aside quickly!"
The security guard said it politely. After all, in a society ruled by law, he could only pretend to intimidate them.
"We know that this is Jiang Yuxiao's car! She is the one we are looking for!"
Chen Junlin threw down the security guard like a mad dog, his voice hoarse.
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