Beibei roams the magical starry world
Chapter 535: The Boastful General
That day, Beibei was still sleeping soundly when he was woken up by a series of tapping sounds.
Beibei soon discovered that the strange noise came from the kitchen next door, so Beibei got out of bed and went to the kitchen to see what made the strange noise.
Beibei pushed open the kitchen door and saw a white dove flying onto the dining table, pecking at the rice grains scattered on the table. A ceramic bowl was overturned on one side.
"It seems that this guy is not used to using a bowl!" Beibei muttered.
Beibei approached the pigeon. The pigeon glanced at Beibei and continued pecking at the rice.
Beibei took a small bamboo tube from the pigeon's leg and poured out a small note from it.
After heating the small note over the candle flame, a line of words appeared: "The Emperor has arrived. See you tomorrow in the Emperor's Room on the third floor of Hongyun Teahouse."
Beibei lit the note on the candle and said, "Empress Isa has arrived at Qingchuan Pass. Let's go and have a chat tomorrow!"
After thinking for a while, Beibei scooped a bowl of bird food for the pigeon. The pigeon pecked a few times, spit it out, and went back to peck at the rice.
"You idiot, you don't even want to eat such a good thing?" Beibei cursed angrily.
The pigeon seemed to understand and glared at Beibei.
"You idiot, you dare to stare at me." Beibei cursed unhappily
The pigeon suddenly flew up, dropped some bird poop on Beibei's tall bun, and then flew out of the window.
Beibei was so angry! Watching the pigeon fly away like a flash of lightning, Beibei was somewhat helpless.
Beibei had no choice but to take a washbasin to wash his hair. While washing his hair, he was thinking about how to catch the bad pigeon and pull out a few tail hairs from its butt to vent his anger.
Suddenly, Beibei heard the sound of cooking coming from the kitchen again, and Beibei tiptoed to the kitchen.
"Sure enough, this bad pigeon is here to throw millet grains again." Beibei thought to himself.
Beibei tiptoed towards the dining table, and when he was about half a meter away, he suddenly pounced on the pigeon.
The pigeon seemed to have discovered Beibei a long time ago. When Beibei pounced on the table, the pigeon flapped its wings and flew away in an instant.
Beibei suddenly fell on the dining table, and sounds of "crash, crack, plop, ouch..." were heard.
It turned out that Beibei fell on the dining table, knocking the millet out of the bowl on the table. The ceramic bowl cracked when Beibei hit it hard, and Beibei accidentally slipped off the dining table and sat on the ground with a plop.
Butt just sat on the ceramic bowl that fell to the ground, and Beibei screamed in pain.
The white dove was very satisfied when it saw Beibei's miserable appearance, and it kept chirping on a branch.
Beibei chose to ignore the shameless bird's despicable behavior.
Beibei got up from the ground and limped to wash his hair again.
After washing his hair, Beibei saw the bird food he had taken out on the table. He angrily grabbed it and stared at the white pigeons on the tree with his big eyes fiercely.
"You don't want to eat such delicious bird food, right? I'll eat it!" Beibei grabbed a handful of bird food and stuffed it into his mouth.
Suddenly, a disgusting stench came out of his mouth, and Beibei spat out the bird food.
"How disgusting! This bird food smells so stinky and weird!" Beibei muttered to himself.
After spitting out all the bird food in his mouth, his mouth still smelled bad, so Beibei quickly rinsed his mouth and sprayed breath freshener several times.
After finishing all this, Beibei took the bag of bird food and smelled it. "It stinks!"
Beibei muttered, looking at the packaging of the bird food, "Exquisite bird food, Lei Duoduo's quality assurance product."
"I bought it from that website that is full of scams and traps again." Beibei muttered to himself
"Hey... that's not right!" Beibei looked carefully and saw that it said "Jingguan Bird Food."
"What the hell, how do you write 'Mei Li Mei' as 'Guan' which means 'close the door'? It's missing a horizontal line. It's misleading the consumers! This is too outrageous!" Beibei spent the whole morning studying the bird food.
After taking a nap in the afternoon, I strolled out.
Beibei came to Qingchuan Pass, and she wanted to go to Hongyun Teahouse to check out the place.
Hongyun Teahouse turned out to be a high-end teahouse in the busiest neighborhood of Qingchuan Pass. Beibei went upstairs and was about to go to the third floor.
A waiter suddenly jumped out from the side and said with a big smile on his face, "Sir, there are no rooms on the third floor."
"Oh! No way! I feel like the third floor is empty!" Beibei asked doubtfully.
"Ah! Sir, you may not know that the third floor has been reserved by the general's office all year round." The waiter said politely.
Beibei nodded and said, "Then I'll find a seat on the second floor. Give me a pot of good tea and some snacks!"
"Okay! Please wait a moment, sir." The waiter said and ran downstairs.
Soon, tea and snacks were placed on the table.
Beibei looked at the people coming and going outside the window and felt as if she were in another world. It was somewhat familiar, yet so strange.
Beibei thought about it and finally understood. It turned out that the business of Tianshun Continent was still in the model of Earth two or three hundred years ago. No wonder he had such a feeling.
Just as Beibei was eating melon seeds, confidential documents were delivered by pigeons near the courtyards rented by Beibei.
All of these scenes were sensed by the Holy Fire's divine consciousness, but the spies hidden in the Warrior Camp were still unaware of it.
Beibei finished eating the melon seeds and drank a few sips of tea. She felt a little tired all over. "Oh! People! When they are idle, they will feel lazy. This is not good!"
Suddenly, Beibei thought of the white pigeon that had made him feel humiliated. "Humph! This dead bird is too abominable. No, I must eat pigeon soup tonight to calm down."
So, after paying the bill, Beibei walked lazily to the Qingchuanguan farmers' market.
The people who followed Beibei found that this lieutenant named Enen was either sleeping late or playing with birds. When he was not playing with birds, he was drinking tea and eating melon seeds. Now he was strolling to the market to buy pigeons to make soup.
The people who were following him sneered at Beibei's habits as a frivolous young man, so they reported back that General Enen did not collect any intelligence at Qingchuan Pass, but only stayed in teahouses, restaurants and theaters.
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