Beibei roams the magical starry world

Beibei heard the little saint's call and ran over. She saw that the stone table had been moved away, and a hole was revealed under the stone table.

"Why is there a hole?" Beibei asked.

"I accidentally pressed a stone on the bedside. Unexpectedly, the stone table moved away, and this hole appeared in the ground. Let's go down and have a look!" said the little monkey

"Okay, go down and have a look, but be careful. I just saw the pictures on the stone wall. In the end, Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing became immortals. Maybe they are still alive now." Beibei reminded

"It's okay, I'm the disciple of the Monkey King." Little Saint Houhou said confidently.

Monkey Saint walked in front, followed by Beibei and Dayan Xiaoxiong. The cave was not long, and soon they saw a stone room with a large stone bed and a wooden box on the stone bed. There was nothing else. .

Monkey Saint opened the wooden box. There was a letter, a book, and a blue bead inside.

Beibei looked at the title of the book "The Legend of White Snake" and said, "That's right! An autobiographical novel? Bai Suzhen is so narcissistic!" Beibei complained.

Monkey and Monkey Saint opened the letter, "When you read this letter, it means that you are destined to Xiaoqing and I. Our sisters were originally ordinary little snakes. We practiced in the human world for thousands of years and transformed into human beings. It's very inspiring! Applause." , Applause, thank you, thank you all for your recognition of our efforts.

As two successful people, of course we have to travel around, so we started our poems and distant places. After experiencing all kinds of things in the world, we came to Hangzhou.

We like West Lake very much in Hangzhou. There is such a big swimming pool, and it belongs to the two of us.

So we decided to live in Hangzhou. Do you know why there are no fish and shrimps in West Lake? You guessed it! You are so smart. You know that West Lake fish is delicious. In fact, West Lake shrimp is also quite delicious.

Maybe I ate too much earthly food, and I fell in love with handsome guy Xu. The book said that he saved me a thousand years ago, and then I came to repay my kindness and fell in love with him a thousand years later. Do you believe it? Anyway, I don’t believe it.

Handsome Xu and I met, dated, and fell in love. Sister Xiaoqing is the best "light bulb" of our love, oh! No, it’s a “witness of love.”

After that, Handsome Xu and I had sex every day, either swimming in the West Lake or rowing in the West Lake. If you are not eating West Lake fish, you are eating drunken shrimps in West Lake.

Soon we had a handsome boy named Xu. We didn’t go out without reading the almanac that day. Unfortunately, we met the nosy old monk Fahai, who said that Qingqing and I were goblins, while handsome boy Xu was a human being, and shemales and monsters were not allowed to cohabit.

I said, "We only share an apartment. We don't live in the same house. Where can we live?"

Fahai said: "You can buy another suite!"

I said, "You don't know how high housing prices are around West Lake. You're just buying a second-hand house."

Fahai said: "Donor, my obsession is too deep, my thoughts are too heavy, and I am in love with home."

"You are from the Lian family." I said

"Donor, I'm not from the Lian family, I'm from the Lingyin family," Fahai said

"The Lian family on Lingyin Street know that you guys are bald donkeys. You talk about morality but are just calculating." I said angrily.

After that, we became more and more noisy.

Fahai had a hot temper and threw an alms bowl towards us, and a broken bowl of magic weapon also wanted to hit us. I waved my tail lightly, and the broken bowl became even more broken and flew out.

The old monk saw that the alms bowl magic weapon could not hit us, so he built a small tower. This tower has the power to induce wind and thunder, and has a suppressive effect on evil cultivators, but it is of no use to us animal cultivators. Our bodies are stronger than the magic weapon. Just when I was about to sweep away Leifeng Pagoda, I caught a glimpse of a handsome guy running over. Is this a script about a hero saving a beauty? so hot! Very cool! So touching!

So, Qingqing and I were trapped under Leifeng Pagoda, waiting for handsome guy Xu to come and save us. Qingqing and I simply started practicing in Leifeng Pagoda. To be honest, the power of wind and thunder in Leifeng Pagoda can temper the physiques of Qingqing and me. Free health-preserving Taoist tools are only fools.

At the same time, I want to test whether handsome guy Xu will dig a tunnel to "save" us. This useless guy abandoned his wife and children to become a monk at Jinshan Temple. You and I will feel that handsome guy Xu has a tendency to be abused!

It is said that Xu Xian tried many ways to save us, but failed to find one. Stupid! He doesn't know how to dig a hole in the ground or smash a door with a big ax. This guy just studies hard. He is a typical study student. He keeps thinking of ways, but doesn't put them into practice, and ends up with no results. This story also tells us that reading must be combined with practice in order to rescue Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing.

Fortunately, my son lives up to his expectations and does not study hard. He will use the power of public opinion.

First of all, he passed the exam and gained social status and influence.

Secondly, the number one scholar came to the gate of Leifeng Pagoda and wanted to meet me. The combination of celebrity effect and gossip stories attracted popularity.

Once again, a group of bored people cheered and shouted: "Promise him, promise him, promise him...", the double influence of the madness of the brainless fans and the moral kidnapping!

Finally, it attracted the Jade Emperor's attention, and he released Qingqing and me. What happened to us moved the world and shocked the ages. "People go crazy." The Jade Emperor made us immortals and invited us to live in the Heavenly Palace. The Jade Emperor won the hearts of the people, and Xiaoqing, my son, and I gained status and fame that will be passed down through the ages.

This amazing operation shows how powerful little handsome guy Xu is! A great master planner!

When we came to heaven, the Jade Emperor, an old guy, was very lustful. He took a liking to me and Qingqing, and would visit us every day to visit Pantaoyuan or Tianhe Water Park.

This incident made the Queen Mother so nervous that she took the Seven Fairies down to a place called North Korea to look for a plastic surgeon in Seoul, South Korea, but she couldn't find one no matter how hard she looked. Later, I did the math and found out that South Korea was a country that separated from North Korea a thousand years later, and plastic surgery in Seoul, South Korea, was also a thousand years later. It’s true that sick people resort to medical treatment indiscriminately, and there are so many ugly people!

Soon Xiao Qi, also known as the Seven Fairies in your mouth, fell in love with the cowherd boy Dong Yong. The legend goes that Xiao Qi was bathing in the lake at night, and Dong Yong hid her clothes.

Xiaoqi couldn't find the clothes, so she came to ask Dong Yong. Dong Yong admitted that he hid Xiaoqi's clothes to express his love for Xiaoqi. Xiaoqi was moved, and soon Xiaoqi and Dong Yong were happily married. Live together.

After seeing this legend, I laughed for seven days and seven nights. In the end, my stomach hurt so much that I couldn’t stop laughing, hahahahaha.

I couldn't help but think of the weird Xiao Qi being made as stupid as an Erha by ordinary people, hahahahaha.

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