In the beginning, I kicked my step-brother to waste, and took a few acres of land to the countryside

Wei Min realized it later and said:

"You mean, give them diarrhea?"

Lin Manman shook his head and said:

"Diarrhea is not enough, at least it has to cause dehydration!"

"Cook some more meat for them later. It doesn't need to be stewed until it's too soft. It's fine as long as it's cooked enough so that it won't harm anyone!"

"There's no need to warm up the car, just cool your butt and open the car window to let in some air. I don't believe they can still attend the wedding."

Wei Min suddenly realized:

"That's it. If it doesn't work, I'll fry some meatballs for them. I don't believe they have iron stomachs and skins!"

It turned out that the Wei family did not have strong stomachs and as a result, as soon as they arrived at the guesthouse, they began to rush to the toilet!

Originally, the Wei family didn't want to go back to the guesthouse and wanted to stay at the Lin family for one night. After all, the Lin family had good accommodation and they didn't have to spend the money of the guesthouse.

But how could Lin Manman agree? If the Wei family had diarrhea in the middle of the night, it would make the Lin family very embarrassed.

Thinking about that scene, Lin Manman felt like she couldn’t eat for three days.

So Lin Manman refused at that time, saying that there was no room at home. Her second and third brothers, as well as their in-laws, were all coming back, and there were no empty rooms!

Wei's father and mother act as if the in-laws of the second and third sons of the Lin family are the in-laws, but Lin Guoping's in-laws are not the in-laws.

But Lin Manman couldn't resist the innuendos, so he just talked about the conditions of Lin Shouwang and Lin Shangjing's Yue family.

When talking about the dowry given to the two sisters-in-law, Wei's father and mother were furious!

When the Wei family thought about competing with the other party as soon as they arrived, they immediately became discouraged. They got on the car dejectedly and hurried back to the guesthouse.

The cool seats of the passers-by, coupled with the howling wind in the winter, created a chemical reaction with the fat in the Wei family's stomachs!

On the way, Wei's mother, who was old and had eaten the least dry food in the past few days, was already feeling churning in her stomach.

Fortunately, Wei's mother was used to being frugal and couldn't bear to vomit such delicious food, so she didn't vomit into the car.

When they arrived at the guesthouse, the family's stomachs were already rumbling, so they went back to their room and drank two jars of hot water.

Now it was a disaster. The toilets in the guesthouse were no longer big enough for the Wei family to use. No one in the family was spared and they all became dehydrated.

Fortunately, the smell of this family's feces was so bad that the waiters at the guesthouse were disgusted.

The family was kept closely under scrutiny for fear that they would soil the floor, quilts and mattresses of the guesthouse, so they were promptly sent to the hospital.

When they arrived at the hospital, the Wei family members were in a terrible state and stank to high heaven.

The doctors and nurses on duty were so smoked that they vomited several times.

It wasn't a serious illness at all, nor was it caused by the bad food I ate. It was just that there was too much oil and water in the food, and the cold wind blew in, which caused the gastroenteritis.

Just keep your stomach empty for two days and drink two bottles of saline solution, and the symptoms will be gone.

Of course, this family has no chance of attending Wei Min and Lin Guoping’s wedding.

The main thing is that I have no strength left. Anyone who has been defecating all night will have weak legs and feel sleepy and tired.

In this way, the Wei family slept in the hospital beds for a whole day and night.

When I woke up again, the wedding was already over.

Knowing that he had missed Wei Min's wedding, Wei's father pounded the bed in regret and said:

"What are you doing eating so much meat, you foolish gluttons? What else is there to eat at the wedding?"

"And Lao Duo knows many important figures in the Lin family, but we didn't see any of them. We are at a big loss this time!"

Brother Wei also regretted:

"What a pity! I wonder if the Lin family can reserve a table for us. Looking at the meat they used to treat us, there must be a lot of delicious dishes on the table!"

Father Wei was very disappointed and said:

"You only care about eating. Is the feast important? He's a big shot, a big shot!"

"How could I miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?"

Brother Wei touched his nose and said:

"What should we do? We can't ask the Lin family to hold another wedding for them. The Lin family won't agree to that!"

Father Wei said thoughtfully:

"We can't hold a wedding now. Shouldn't we hold a grand wedding when Wei Min returns home?"

Brother Wei was puzzled and said:

"Aren't Wei Min and his brother-in-law coming to our house? How could we know any important people?"

Father Wei glared at Brother Wei and said:

"Are you stupid? Our family is not here, so you can't use the excuse that it's inconvenient for us to hold the return banquet and ask the Lin family to do it for us?"

"Then let my in-laws inform his relatives and friends. Isn't it the same as meeting an important person?"

Brother Wei was not sure:

"Dad, how can we host a return banquet on behalf of others? There is no such thing as this!"

Father Wei said firmly:

"Special matters are handled specially. We didn't have it before, but now we have it!"

After thinking this through, Wei's father could no longer lie down. Although his legs were still as weak as noodles, it was more important to build relationships with the Lin family's relatives and friends.

Father Wei called the others and said:

"Everyone, hurry up and discuss this with your in-laws. You have to give them some time to notify everyone!"

Mother Wei felt that she had no strength at all. She felt dizzy and wanted to vomit when she moved. She refused in a low voice:

"Go ahead if you want to, but don't torture my old bones. I've been through so much, I need to lie down and recuperate!"

"By the way, go tell that damn girl Wei Min to make me some millet porridge. Don't put meat in it this time. Put more brown sugar and jujube in it!"