Reborn in 1993, after divorce, life became a mess

Teacher Tu was going to Hongshan Forest Farm to install computers and asked Na Liwen to follow him as an assistant.

Hongshan Forest Farm is the largest forest farm in Yabu City and also the richest.

After the computer installation was completed, it was almost noon. Of course, a light meal would be arranged, and the forest farm director would personally accompany him.

What is the most indispensable thing in a forest farm? Of course game and mushrooms.

There is a famous dish in Northeast China called "Feilong Stewed Hazel Mushroom".

The Feilong stew is also very delicious.

At this time, the consumption of wild game was strictly prohibited.

But in places where the emperor is far away, no one cares about this law, and no one reports it.

This Feilong soup was served on the sumptuous banquet.

Na Liwen took the bowl of soup from the waiter, and before he could drink it, the delicious taste drifted to his nose.

She picked up the spoon and scooped up a spoonful of soup. She was about to drink it when she suddenly saw white mushrooms added to the soup.

It is late spring and early summer, and there seems to be only pine mushrooms in Yabu City. The pine mushrooms are golden yellow. What kind of light white mushrooms are they?

There was a plate of fried pork with pine mushrooms on the table just now, but Li Wen didn't eat it.

Because, she found that the brown umbrella cover on the pine mushroom cover had not removed the black film.

She was born in a mountain village, but she knew that eating pine mushrooms would cause diarrhea if the skin was not removed.

"What kind of mushrooms are added here?" Na Liwen asked the accompanying person next to him.

"Oh, this is Coprinus comatus, very delicious." the escort explained.

Drumstick mushrooms are indeed very fresh, and they are as delicious as stir-fried meat. They are commonly known as "vegetarian meat".

Then Li Wen drank with confidence.

Oops, I finally realized what it means to be so fresh that my tongue almost swallowed it.

When she finished a bowl of soup and wanted to refill it, she suddenly found that the soup basin had reached the bottom.

Well, everyone here is a big glutton, and they can do it faster than her.

Na Liwen always chewed his food slowly and slowly.

In the past, when she was at school, she would often only eat half of her meal while other classmates had already finished eating and started cleaning their lunch boxes. This made her feel embarrassed to eat any more and she would only eat half full every day.

Therefore, she has always been thin.

Na Liwen often thought that he didn't grow to 1.7 meters, probably because he was hungry at that time.

The fat son sat next to her and only ate the plate of meatballs.

Feilong stewed hazel mushrooms and Feilong soup didn't take a bite. He didn't like mushrooms.

Li Wen brought him a chicken drumstick, but he only took one bite and threw it aside.

Although she was very sorry, she couldn't force her son to eat it, so she could only pick it up and nibble it herself.

It doesn't look good if you leave it there.

After three rounds of wine, the five flavors of food are over.

Everyone was well fed and drunk.

Some people started to go to karaoke OK to sing.

Sudden.

The beautiful female secretary who was sitting next to Teacher Tu covered her face and cried: "Mr. Factory Manager, I dream every day that you make your bed with hundred-yuan bills. But... wuwuwu... ·The money stinks so much, it makes me want to vomit all the time..."

The people who were about to get up were all frozen in place, as if the pause button had been pressed.

Li Wen's neck stretched like a swan's neck: What did I hear? When the director and Xiaomi were kissing, they actually made the bed with hundred-yuan bills and meowed. This short, fat forest farm director was too arrogant. "

The short, chubby factory manager held the female secretary's hand, shook his head and sang: "My waist was hit by youth, and I laughed so hard that the spring breeze shook me hard. Shake, shake, how good the love I give you is. , I will burn with passion, you know..."

Starting from the female secretary crying, it was like a viral infection. Some people slapped the table and laughed, some pointed at the factory director's nose and cursed, and some danced and danced disco. Teacher Tu fell asleep on the table with a "thud" sound. No matter how much Li Wen shook his head, he never raised his head.

Na Liwen felt that his eyes were filled with light and the Buddha's light was shining everywhere.

She sat there with her fat son in her arms and stared blankly at the dancing Buddhas, feeling so happy.

"It's so fun." The fat son applauded, clapping his little chubby hand.

"Well, it's interesting. Buddha can also dance disco." Na Liwen also laughed.

"It's broken. I got poisoned from something." The forest farm office director yelled and ran out in a panic to call someone.

Only the office director who was eating and drinking was awake because he didn't eat mushrooms.

Oh, and a fat son.

The director called the factory car and took everyone to the factory infirmary for vomiting and intravenous drip.

Li Wen woke up after blowing the cold wind and drinking some cold water, so he didn't have to go to the emergency room and be tortured.

However, she went in to nurse Tu-sensei.

The factory manager woke up in the infirmary and was furious. It must be someone with evil intentions who wanted to poison him, so he ordered the forest farm security department to investigate.

The chief of the security department took people to the canteen and took the mushroom soup left privately by the master to the infirmary to show it to the doctor.

The old doctor at the forest farm clinic inspected it with a magnifying glass, pointed at the mushrooms and said, "Oh, you can't just eat this dog urine and moss. You can't drink alcohol after eating it. If you drink it, you will be poisoned."

"Uncle, is this dog urine moss still called Coprinus comatus?" Na Liwen asked, pointing to the white mushroom.

The old doctor replied: "Yes, this kind is also dog urine moss. The locals call it Coprinus comatus. It is non-toxic. This kind of gray one is actually not poisonous. As long as you don't drink alcohol, it will be fine."

Then Li Wen understood that she had made a mistake, thinking that she was talking about the kind of drumstick mushroom with thick legs.

But it turns out that this Coprinus comatus is not the other Coprinus comatus.

That person must have been embarrassed to say the name "dog urine moss", so he said the more elegant Coprinus comatus.

But he deceived Li Wen.

When I was in Shanguan Village, no one ate this dog urine moss. The villagers called it "laughing mushroom". It is said that after eating it, you will laugh non-stop, even until you have cramps, and some will laugh and dance at the same time, and you can't stop no matter what.

When Li Wen grew up, he heard people say that "dog urine moss" was a medicinal material that could treat skin diseases, and the medicinal material company still accepted it.

Later, some forest farm classmates said that it was also edible and tasted delicious when made into soup.

However, she had never eaten it because she disliked its indecent origin.

I ate it by mistake today.

She was a little disgusted.

But when I thought about it again, the soup I drank was really delicious. Why did I want to drink it again?

Then Li Wen checked with the old doctor again: "Uncle, is it okay to eat this mushroom as long as you don't drink alcohol?"

"It's okay, I promise the great leader." The old doctor pointed to the red armband on his chest and said.

Hahaha, the old doctor is an admirer of the leader, and he still wears a red armband.

Then she would be relieved.

then.

She went to the office director and asked for a basket of so-called "coprinus".

The old doctor said that this kind of dog urine moss is also called the hairy-headed umbrella, because the head of the umbrella will turn black when it gets old.

Now, its umbrella head is white and fluffy, and the umbrella handle is also white, smooth and tender. It does look like a chicken drumstick and looks cute.

The factory director was so embarrassed that he fired the canteen's master chef.

Na Liwen: Why are you so angry? I'm lucky that I didn't get a free meal. Let's have some fun.