The villain read my mind and aborted me in my mother's womb. The team begged me not to die.
Chapter 174: The two countries start a war, kill the Virgin first
From when Ye Wenwen left just now.
Ye Qianqian kept waving her hands.
[I want to go to the Royal Grandmother’s place. I want to see how Ye Wenwen acts like a virgin in front of the Royal Grandmother! 】
Concubine Jin found an excuse and left Chuxiu Palace.
Came to Shoukang Palace.
then.
Then I heard Ye Wenwen start to tell the story he heard from the storyteller on the street.
"Anyway, the character design and my experience are the same!"
"The heroine is a princess. After her father married the stepmother, the princess felt bored and made friends with mice."
"Stepmother has a mirror!"
"The mirror says that the princess is the most beautiful woman in the world."
"This vicious stepmother is determined to kill the princess just to get the top spot on the beauty list!"
"She poisoned the princess with a poison apple. Fortunately, the princess did not deserve to die."
"When he was about to be buried, he was seen by a passing knight."
"The knight was stunned by her beauty, and kissed her on the lips, and the princess came to life."
The Queen Mother held her forehead helplessly after hearing this.
From the beginning.
She felt that this story was very unreliable.
really.
The more I listen to it, the less reliable it becomes.
It’s obviously nonsense!
Ye Qianqian was complaining like crazy in her heart!
【Hahaha! Killing me! What kind of boring fairy tale is this? 】
[If you use it now, you can actually deceive an adult like Ye Wenwen! 】
[This guy is not only a holy mother, but also a love brain! 】
But Ye Wenwen also kept talking.
The Queen Mother could only listen patiently.
at last.
Ye Wenwen finished speaking.
Said to the Queen Mother.
"Queen Mother, I am now the poor princess in this story, and Shen Anran is the vicious stepmother!"
"I don't know when she will bring out a poison apple and poison me to death!"
"But that's okay, maybe I can get a blessing in disguise and meet my bodyguard."
The Queen Mother was really speechless.
"Wenwen, you should read more serious books."
"Poems written by ancient people are very good."
"Those street storytellers are all making up nonsense stories! They are just for entertainment!"
"Why do you really need to put her on your body?"
"Even if you really think so, then Aijia will ask you."
"Do you think your beauty is the most beautiful in the world?"
Ye Wenwen nodded.
"That's natural."
"My mother is so beautiful, so I am naturally good-looking too!"
The Queen Mother sighed inwardly.
【Hahaha! Killing me! Who gave you confidence! Your dead mother! 】
[Looks like your dead mother didn’t look very good either! You have completely inherited your mother’s good looks! 】
【just like you! In the eyes of the magic mirror, she cannot even be ranked as a beauty! 】
[However, if we change the question, for example - Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, who is the most narcissistic person in the world? ! 】
[The magic mirror will definitely answer - Ye Wenwen of course 1]
have to say.
The Queen Mother agreed with Ye Qianqian's sentiments.
Ye Wenwen was still talking eloquently at this moment.
"I saw Shen Anran buying a lot of apples these days."
"Her next step is to put poison on the apples!"
"Then he poisoned me without anyone noticing!"
"But I'm not afraid! After I die, all my guards need to do is kiss me! I will be resurrected immediately!"
"Then, my guards and I will live happily ever after!"
[It’s over, it’s over, this brain is really flooded! 】
[How could a normal person regard the storyteller’s random fabrications as real experiences and naively think that this would happen to him? ! 】
[Help, someone help my heartless aunt! 】
[If the two countries go to war in the future, maybe Ye Wenwen will immediately persuade his father to let those people go! After all, they are all living lives! 】
[So, if you really want to open a website, you must first kill a holy lady like Ye Wenwen! 】
The Queen Mother said helplessly.
"Can't An Ran really want to give you good apples when he buys them?"
Ye Wenwen shook his head.
"If she really wanted to give me good food, why didn't she buy me bird's nest?"
"Bird's nests are in short supply right now. Even inside the palace, there aren't many left, let alone outside the palace."
"Besides, it's winter now, and many things are hard to eat fresh—"
"Queen Mother, I think you think very well of Shen Anran! She is just a pure white lotus!"
[Yo yo yo, are you scolding yourself? ! 】
[Yes, yes, you are a pure white lotus! 】
[Please think about it. In that story, the knight kissed the princess even though he knew she was dead. Don’t you think this is a terrible thing? ! 】
[And he wants to take this body back. What does this mean? It means that this prince must have some quirks! 】
[In what you think is a prosperous castle, there may be some dark room with many corpses of beautiful princesses in it! 】
[Perhaps, they have all been made into mummies. Do you want to be one of them? ! 】
[This is scary even thinking about it! 】
What Ye Qianqian was thinking.
Exactly what the Queen Mother wanted to say!
The Queen Mother told Ye Wenwen these analyses.
"Wenwen, think about it carefully, is this knight really a good person?!"
"He is more terrifying than the princess's stepmother!"
"The princess's stepmother's greatest evil is to poison her stepdaughter, but the prince has to live with a corpse day and night!"
"Don't you think this is a very changeable mentality?!"
Ye Wenwen heard this.
He frowned.
"This, Queen Mother, this was originally a very romantic love story, but you interpreted it in such a ghastly and terrifying way!"
"Are you ruining fairy tales?!"
"The Aijia is not really ruining fairy tales, the Aijia is letting you see the reality clearly!"
"Think about it, if Shen Anran really poisoned you with a poison apple, and a passing man saw your body and wanted to take your body back, how would you feel? Aside from the fact that you were already dead and unconscious at that time Don’t talk about it, how about you look at it from the perspective of a bystander?”
Ye Wenwen thought for a while.
Then I shuddered.
"this--"
"Queen Mother, can't we just hold on to this point?!"
The Queen Mother sighed.
"Look, you don't even have the courage to see the reality clearly."
"Even if you are the princess in the story, you are with the knight."
"Then how will you deal with unexpected events in the future?"
Ye Wenwen scratched his head.
"I think, don't think so much. Anyway, the storytellers have said it, and you will live a happy life in the end!"
"That's because the storyteller doesn't want you to see the cruel side of marriage and the final result."
"One day, the princess grew old and beautiful, and the knight got tired of it, so he married another princess."
"What goes around comes around, and you can only grow old slowly in the castle!"
"Don't say it's impossible! Throughout the dynasties, many women in deep palaces have lived their lives like this!"
"Otherwise, do you think that back then, why did the late emperor draft women every few years?!"
"It's just that I'm tired of these faces in the palace and want to change to a fresh, beautiful and young face!"
[Yes, yes, this is the essence of marriage! 】
[No wonder Ye Wenwen still has no one she likes. With her daily love and love attitude towards life, any man who says something to her about rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea will be kicked out by her! 】
[All she wants is music, chess, calligraphy and painting, flowers in front of the moonlight! 】
[Please, be realistic! Stop being so naive! 】
[I have also heard of that storyteller! I don’t hate that stepmother at all! 】
[After all, who can stand a stepdaughter who talks to mice all day long? If I were that stepmother, I would kill her on the spot! There is no need for troublesome props like poison apples! 】
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