System: I help the home host meet Genshin Impact friends

One day after the trip to the cemetery.

apartment.

Ji Xiaoying and Hu Tao sat opposite each other.

Hu Tao's hands were in the same posture as Commander Ikari, and Ji Xiaoying was sitting upright.

Hu Tao said: "Our plan is finally reaching the final stage!"

Ji Xiaoying nodded fiercely: "Yes!"

Is it finally coming to an end? !

Professionals are worthy of being professionals, and Ji Xiaoying felt ashamed of her previous doubts.

Ji Xiaoying asked: "So what is our final plan?"

Hutao looked serious: "Burn incense and seek immortality!"

Ji Xiaoying was stunned for a while before she let out a sound of confusion.

"...Haer?"

Hutao waved his hand: "Oh, in Liyue, many people ask for blessings from immortals, such as prosperous business, good health, getting rich overnight, and so on."

Ji Xiaoying: Why do you feel a little superstitious?

No, there are real immortals in Liyue, and there is one upstairs.

So if you want to ask for an immortal, is it better to go directly to the mandrill, or to ask your own local immortal?

Ji Xiaoying was in a decision-making situation.

Ji Xiaoying expressed her confusion.

Hu Tao gave a suggestion: "Why don't you ask the gods here first? It would be great if they are spirits."

"Ok."

Ji Xiaoying nodded, and then called Shen Nan.

"Beep~"

The call is connected.

Shen Nan's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Hey?"

"Hey, cousin! How are you and cousin Hailiang doing?"

"Well, it's okay. What can you do?"

"It's nothing. I just want to ask, what kind of gods do our Taoists usually worship?"

"There are some differences between Taoism and Taoism. There are many gods worshiped by Taoism, such as the Taishang Kaitian Holding Talisman Yuli Hanzhenti Dao Jinque Yun Palace Nine Domes Li Yu Wandao Wuwei Tongming Hall Haotian Golden Tower Jade Emperor Great Heavenly Lord Xuan Qiong Gao Shen (Jade Emperor Great God) ), Sanqing, Yuanjun, Heavenly King, Siyu, Five Directions and Five Elders, Xingjun... It mainly depends on what you want to ask for." (Don't spray if you are not strict)

"Uh..., what kind of deity do people usually worship most?"

Ji Xiaoying thought to herself: The long list of names at the beginning must be very great gods. She only knows gods such as the Jade Emperor who have high folk belief.

"The God of Wealth and Guanyin."

God of Wealth...you don’t have to ask for wealth, right?

"Isn't Guanyin Bodhisattva Buddhist?"

"Guanyin Bodhisattva is revered as Taoist Cihang in Taoism."

Shen Nan said again.

"In addition, there are regional differences. In the north, Bixia Yuanjun and Emperor Dongyue have more widespread belief in immortals, while in the south, for example, Mazu has more widespread belief and is worshiped as the "God of the Sea." Emperor Zhenwu, the founder of Dang Mo, is also a believer. A god that the people believe in more widely."

Shen Nan began to introduce the Taoist gods endlessly.

Ji Xiaoying was almost confused by Shen Nan. Why are there so many gods?

Flower growers have so many 'treasures'.

"What if I want all evil spirits to be free from invasion and all ghosts to be dispersed?"

"Emperor Zhenwu."

Next, Shen Nan went on to talk a lot about the preparations needed to make offerings and invite gods, which made Ji Xiaoying retreat.

"Uh, um, cousin, I understand, I will think about it carefully."

"Ah."

"Pfft."

The phone hangs up.

Ji Xiaoying breathed a long sigh of relief.

Hu Tao asked: "How about it? Have you decided?"

"It's decided."

"That is?"

"Let's go find the mandrill! It's ready-made! It's still ripe."

As the saying goes, acquaintances... acquaintances make things easier for them!

......

Mandrill was called to the living room.

"What's the matter?"

Ji Xiaoying couldn't help complaining: "Can't you change your opening remarks?"

Mandrill: "...What are you looking for me for?"

"Burn incense."

"..."

"boring."

Mandrill turned around and wanted to leave.

Ji Xiaoying grabbed Mandrill.

"Hey, Mandrill, wait a minute, don't leave!"

Mandrill was helpless.

"I am not a lucky star who attracts wealth and protects the well-being of the world."

Ji Xiaoying shook her head: "I don't ask for money."

She didn't want to get rich to the point of praying to God, she was already quite rich.

Mandrill was confused: "Why is it happening suddenly?"

Ji Xiaoying pointed at Hutao.

"What Hu Tao said, the last stage of the plan is to burn incense and seek immortality."

When Hutao saw the two people looking at each other, she smiled and waved her hand, as if the matter had nothing to do with her.

Mandrill:...Did she do it?

"Aren't you the Great Sage of Conquering Demons? Protector Yaksha, it should be easy for you to conquer demons and eliminate them, right?"

Mandrill nodded.

"That's perfect! I just need an immortal like you to protect me!"

Ji Xiaoying said half casually and half seriously.

This was the first time Mandrill heard that someone needed him, and he was a little stunned when he heard this.

"you need me?"

"Yup!"

"..."

Mandrill pursed his lips.

Ji Xiaoying was still talking to herself.

"Hey, Mandrill, do you think I should ask someone to carve a statue of you and find a place to worship it? I'll burn incense and chant sutras for you every day."

Xiao Zhongzhong: ...The real master is obviously by your side, aren't you trying to make a fool of yourself?

Mandrill don't turn your head.

"No need, I'm right by your side."

You don't need to go to great lengths to do these things, I will naturally protect you.

Ji Xiaoying stretched her head and looked into Mandrill's eyes.

"So you agreed?"

"Ah."

Mandrill responded in a low voice.

Ji Xiaoying laughed happily.

"Yeah! In this way, I will also be protected by the immortal!"

Hu Tao was still smiling.

“Smooth sailing, smooth sailing.”

"However, Mandrill Shangxian just said a few words and didn't mean anything substantial?"

Hearing this, Ji Xiaoying also looked at Mandrill expectantly.

Mandrill: "...If you have any plans, just tell me."

He knew that with the addition of walnuts, things would definitely not be too simple.

"If nothing else, the immortal's blessing...it must be there, right?"

Hu Tao said.

Mandrill nodded: "That's fine."

He rarely did this.

Mandrill waved to Ji Xiaoying.

"Ji Xiaoying, come here."

Ji Xiaoying was surprised when she heard her name.

If I remember correctly, this was the first time Mandrill called her name.

how to say......

It feels so 'weird', my body is numb.

"Ok?"

Mandrill asked.

"Hey, here we come."

After Ji Xiaoying reacted, she came to Mandrill.

Mandrill stretched out his hand and lightly tapped the tip of his finger above Ji Xiaoying's eyebrows.

After completing this action, Mandrill retracted his finger.

Mandrill: "Okay."

Ji Xiaoying was still a little disappointed, so she stretched out her hand and touched the place touched by Mandrill.

"Is this gone?"

She thought the immortal blessing would be more... surreal.

Mandrill: "What do you think the blessing from the immortal is like?"

Ji Xiaoying thought about it seriously and then said.

"Anyway, it's not like just now."

elf:"......"

"It's settled, I'm leaving."

After Mandrill said this, he left gracefully.

Comes and goes like the wind.

Xiao Zhongzhong flew in front of Ji Xiaoying and observed the changes in Ji Xiaoying after the 'immortal blessing'.

Then, Xiao Zhongzhong said in surprise: "Hey, Xiaoying, you have an extra flame eyebrow line on your forehead. It's exactly the same as the one on Mandrill's forehead!"

Still the same style.

Seeing this, Hu Tao said happily: "The plan is completed! Call it a day!"