Genshin Impact: We have to find a way to abduct people.

After Wutong finished washing, he returned to his bedroom. In fact, after she fell asleep under the dragon tree, the two of them slept in the same bed for the whole night. Because they got up early, the elf didn't notice any clues, and Paimon was always a deep sleeper. Did Sora have any clues? There is no such thing as going back to the house to sleep. As long as I pay a little attention, it is actually quite difficult to find out.

Looking at Paimon, who was sleeping huddled in a ball next to him with his back to him, in an honest and reserved posture, Wutong tilted his head and moved his fingers slightly.

Ah, just now, she opened the door and turned the doorknob...

early morning.

Wutong went out to buy ingredients, planning to cook three dishes and one soup at noon today. Paimon, who stayed at home, hugged the pillow on the sofa and followed Sora silently without speaking.

I made myself a cup of iced scented tea, sat down, and just put the cup to my mouth.

"Song, is that teacher of yours legal? How about... we contact Yan Fei?"

Sora was confused: "What teacher?"

"That's the man who teaches you how to chase Wutong." Paimon looked serious.

But Kong obviously couldn't keep up with the channel. He even guessed and tentatively answered: "I'm following you. It's pretty good, right?"

"...Isn't it good?" Paimon still tried to dissuade him, but perhaps the confusion on Kong Kong's face was too great, so he put down the pillow in his hand and unfolded it seriously: "We must pay attention to the principle of courtesy first, then attack. You If you continue to pursue me like this, aren’t you just acting like a hooligan?”

?

"Who?" It was as if he heard some strange words placed on him, and Sora didn't even drink water.

Paimon answered without hesitation: "You."

After a few seconds of silence, Sora, between Paimon eating bad food and existing as his second self, chose to point his finger at himself: "Me?"

"Correct!"

Watching the other person nodding like a fool, there was the same silence again.

Kong Zhen was truly confused. He questioned again with suspicion and said the key word: "Me? Playing a hooligan?"

"Yes!!" The answer he got was even more determined.

Oh no, what are you talking about?

Sora thought about it seriously. There haven't been any fungi on the dining table recently. Could it be that someone was talking to a half-year-old child while he and Wutong weren't paying attention? He was really wicked. Then he picked up the cup and shook his fingers from side to side: "You, it's not good to listen to rumors. Be careful of being deceived."

"You! Ah - you guy, who would be deceived! Last night you pressed Wutong on the sofa like this and that! Aren't you just being a hooligan?!" Seeing that the other party was completely unaware, Paimon stared wide-eyed. Eyes, stamping his feet angrily, he came closer and shouted.

"What...cough, cough!?"

I think of the scene I saw through the crack in the door when I wanted to go out to get a drink of water last night because I was thirsty. Even a traveler who has crossed the sea of ​​stars and traveled thousands of worlds would kiss before the relationship was confirmed. Behavior, no matter what world or setting, no matter how you think about it, you are still acting like a gangster, right? !

"When people chase girls, they always treat her with courtesy first and then fight with them. How can you be the first to fight with them? You can't do whatever you want just because Wutong has a good temper. What? You don't want to deny it, do you?! I will go and file a complaint against Wutong."

"...No, I don't deny it." Sora didn't know whether the temperature on his face was caused by coughing or dryness. He hurriedly took out a piece of paper to wipe his mouth, and took out several more by the way to clean up all the water spilled on the table. clean. Thinking of Wutong who volunteered to go out alone after waking up this morning, she told him with a half-smile that she might come back later, and the channel was immediately connected: "You... last night? You didn't sleep in the middle of the night? Also? , why do you press her on the sofa like this or that? I’m just getting close to you very simply."

Paimon put his hands on his hips, and his whole person exuded an aura of frankness, leniency, and strictness: "Who is so close to each other?! I've seen it!! Besides, you two are not together! If Commander Qin and the others find out, If you do, you will be attacked by, open the door, the Knights of the West Wind!"

"..."

"Why are you silent all of a sudden? Are you two together?"

"..."

"No way...? Could it be last night?"

However, even if they were together just last night, it makes no sense that one second they confirmed their relationship, and the next second they couldn't help themselves. They were so close. This was so exciting. The level of closeness was completely unique to her, Teyvat. The tour guide was blushing so hard, they kissed so deeply, it seemed impossible that they were just together.

The innocent Paimon had not discovered the blind spot at this time, scratched his head and said to himself: "When did we get together? How come I don't know at all, and I have never been separated from you. Did we confirm our relationship at night? , then you can tell me during the day, eh, wait..."

Sora, who was sitting obediently on his knees opposite him, blinked.

"Sora, you won't lie to me, right?"

Looking at Paimon's innocent eyes, Kong felt a rare guilty conscience. He pursed his lips and remained silent. The next second, he looked away.

Paimon, who suddenly realized that he might have been deceived from the very beginning, couldn't believe it: "You, you...! Wow——! I want to file a lawsuit with Wutong——!!"

Therefore, when Wutong was standing at the entrance to change his shoes while carrying the vegetables he bought slowly from Liyue, he was not surprised at all when he howled from far to near and rushed into his arms.

Paimon tearfully complained to Wutong about Sora's fraud. Her ideas and worries were like throwing a mola into a lake of cider to make a wish. They had no meaning other than self-comfort and emotion.

Kong's silent quibbles in his heart are still useful. For example, a few days ago, he told him to seize the opportunity to be alone to cultivate feelings and strive to be together as soon as possible. At that time, he got several hugs and kisses.

Wutong took the person into his arms and purred, coaxing him. Paimeng sniffed, wiped away the non-existent tears on his face, raised his head, looking pitiful as if he had been defrauded by a heartless man, dear Wutong, do you know what your partner is doing?

After agreeing to a bowl of water with flat phoenix trees, he naturally smiled gently. Say, you still don’t know what kind of person I am, Paimon? How could I do this? You are my favorite little Paimon.

The two condemning glances made Kong truly feel what it meant to point fingers, and he accepted his fate and became the one with the lowest status in the family, serving Paimon tea and water, feeding him food and fruits. Fortunately, the little guy got angry quickly. He left quickly, had a good attitude towards admitting his mistakes, and was blessed by that handsome face. Two days later, Sora was pulled out of the ranks of those who hold grudges by Paimon.

late at night.

Although Paimon already knew about the two of them being together, it was absolutely impossible and absolutely not allowed to happen if they wanted to sleep in the same room.

Because Paimon really doesn't want to see the famous scene one day, open the door, Knights of the West Wind!