Something's wrong with my undead

Chapter 96 Saberia and Elimont

Facing this problem, Huihui seemed to be well prepared.

She pulled out a magical newspaper.

Like a translucent, thin table mat.

The words "Good morning!" are written in bold and bold at the top! "Academy of Truth", very eye-catching.

"This title is really ugly..."

Heine whispered.

"That is the biggest sponsor this issue." Huihui explained: "It is a chain store that sells inscription materials, and its main business is various magic inks.

"In order to highlight that the color of our own ink on magic materials is stable and the black is deep enough, we specially designed it like this."

"...I don't understand."

Heine was speechless.

He then flipped through the newspaper.

The layout of the newspaper can be said to have no design, as crowded and narrow as the Tongzi Tower in the 70s.

This bold and bold title is obviously not a special case.

The text squeezed into the small layout scrolls down, and the pictures are all animated like gifs.

Without exception, they are all very small, so small that they cannot be seen clearly.

He suppressed his instinct of "zooming in with two fingers" and clumsily poked it with his fingers a few times.

Then he showed an embarrassed look: "Ahem... This is different from the principle of the magic family tree, right?"

"Yes."

Megumin gave a demonstration.

Sure enough, it’s two-finger enlargement, and it’s two-finger enlargement of the layout.

Heine's eyes were shining like a child who had never seen the world.

It's as if the front of you is not an ordinary newspaper, but the Steve Jobs announcing Fruit 4.

The skeletons couldn't stand it any longer, and rarely did they take a firm stand.

Zhuoyang: "The blockade of the four countries is really evil. I feel sorry for me."

Wei Dianyuan: "A newspaper made him so successful. What did he look like when you saw the floating city?"

Teacher Xia: "How should I put it? The two sides were fighting, almost wanting to go first, but no, he did take a few steps backwards."

Megumin: "Now is not the time to be emotional, let's continue telling stories, Northeastern people!"

Wei Dianyuan: "Ah, yes, where did you come from..."

...

Heine returned to normal after a cursory glance.

This content is roughly divided into two parts.

Advertising and personal columns.

The former makes money for the newspaper, while the latter is paid by the newspaper to hire people to write it.

News about the McCalla Mountains is a small part of the story.

It is packed together with hilarious news from other areas in a section called "Laughing."

The accompanying news are:

1. A certain gladiator on the Zanluo Plateau actually summoned his great-grandfather across generations after breaking through the level.

After investigation, it was discovered that his father was also his grandfather, so his great-grandfather appeared in his grandfather's place.

2. A certain dwarf archaeological team from Cangqiong City dug up an elven tomb dating back 800 years in the northeast.

As a result, he was sued by the local elf that afternoon, claiming that it was his family cemetery.

Then there is Cuiyeting.

The content is roughly that Cuiyeting asked for help from the Brotherhood but was betrayed.

Eric Strong said that this had nothing to do with the past grudges between the two parties. He was just giving face to the attendants and the Shadow Temple.

This thing isn't very funny.

But the creator made up a sentence: "Eric said that he definitely did not bring a hundred or so people specifically to watch the fun."

This gives this matter a rich enough interpretation angle, and different people can gain different enjoyment.

Heine breathed a sigh of relief after reading it.

The small actions here did not escape the eyes of Vilitas Academy, but they didn't care much.

To them it's just fun.

He asked: "Will every report you write be submitted here?"

Megumin: "No, sir, this is just a side job of Naga's observation agency. They will select some interesting content in the report and submit it to the newspaper to make some extra money.

"Naga himself also intends to write a long observation record and submit it to newspapers and magazines after returning."

Heine was stunned: "Isn't this observation institution officially opened by the Institute of Truth?"

Megumin: "It is in name only, but it has been contracted out, so funds are often tight, so we have to subsidize it in this way."

interesting……

Huihui: “In addition, regarding the matter of Cuiye Court, there have been reactions one after another in the past two days.

"Godero City sent people to pick up the victorious hero Ms. Siara. The Eternal Dawn and the Whispering Forest unexpectedly remained quiet. However, I heard that the Mercury Forest has taken the initiative to cut off contact with Cuiyeting. It is very likely that they have given up. For the time being. Not sure about this..."

Heine: "There's a reason for that, and I'll tell you."

After a pause, he asked: "Do you know Elimont? Have you heard any news about him recently? Or, have you heard about any weird skeletons?"

Hui Hui: "Elimont is a descendant of Eli the Wind Rider. About half a month ago, he got lost from the mountain people's market.

“Until this morning, there had been no word from Elimont.

"Frey, the leader of the Konu people, has a headache because of this and is under a lot of pressure."

She deliberately looked behind Heine and asked:

"Has your skeleton been lost?"

Heine sighed.

"Yes, it happened very suddenly. Let me talk about it from the beginning..."

……

Both sides are telling stories, but the people on this side soon change.

The reason is--

Wei Dianyuan: "I can't do it anymore, so Brother Yang should do it. I'm really not good at this. It's a good story that I can tell in detail."

Thus, Catching Sheep tells the story clearly and smoothly.

"...That's probably it. Please analyze the plot for us. Can Mr. Sa be saved? How can he be saved?"

Huihui thought for a while: "This question is exactly related to my thinking in the past two days... Let me first talk about why Mr. Sa was arrested.

"First of all, I suspect that it was Saberia who captured him, not some Elemont, the Son of the Wind."

Teacher Xia: "What the hell? Isn't Saberia written into the book? Isn't he dead?"

Megumin: "Yes, not dead. Do you still remember the way Elimont died in the plot?

“After the birth of the Scorching Mountains, he single-handedly promoted the alliance between Yingzhi Mountain and Cuiyeting, and then he fought non-stop towards the Blight Scar.

“As a result, in the final copy, he died from a simple soul impact.

"This has been criticized by many people as a plot kill, because almost all NPC deaths in "AGE" strictly follow the gameplay.

“In other words, if that soul blast can kill Level NPC Elimont, it should also be able to kill Level players of the same profession.

"The results were verified and it was found that even for a third-level warrior without clothes, that soul impact would at most make him comatose.

"So there is only one truth - his soul was weak at that time and he was easily injured."

Catching Sheep: "The easily injured souls are often caused by oneself... Could it be because he took away Eli's body? Damn it, he couldn't have taken Eli's body away, right?"

Heine told Jianglu about the grudge between Barry and Saberia and the origin of the shapeshifters.

Wei Dianyuan was present at the time, so this part of the information was public.

This word is what everyone feels about this:

Seize the house.

Man takes the body of a wild beast, while still retaining the original body.

The incarnation outside the body belongs to Yes.

Megumin: “You can’t say that, because the soul of Wind Rider Eli is not dead.

"I guess Elimont's soul is only part of Saberia, and a large part of it is in Eagle's Brow Mountain.

"While suppressing, or imprisoning Wind Rider Eli, in other words, he has not completed the body seizing process.

“The quest line of the Bow of Sighs is divided into three parts. The first step is to collect the relics, and the last step is to return to Eagle's Head Mountain.

"In name, they are being tested by Eli the Wind Rider, but in fact, the player is assisting Saberia to completely kill Eli's soul."

Teacher Xia: "That's not right. I haven't heard Mr. Sa mention it?"

Megumin: “Because Saberia didn’t reveal herself.

“Although I don’t know why Elimont was imprisoned in the Whispering Crypt, I guess he suddenly took action because he sensed the Whispering.

"This is consistent with the plot of the game. To collect relics, players only need to take the things to Yingxian Mountain to find him.

"After the player kills Eli's soul, he will get the original Bow of Sighs. I suspect there should be a quest line in which the body is taken away."

Teacher Xia: "What the hell?? A body-stealing player?"

Megumin: “Yes, the reason why he didn’t show up is because the Viritas Institute intervened immediately.

"After the hunter got the Bow of Sighs, researchers from the Institute of Truth enthusiastically appraised and enchanted the bow... and then nothing happened."

Wei Dianyuan: "Do you mean to be saved directly? Master, Master, is really just doing things."

Megumin: "It's possible, and it can also explain why there are so many skills attached to the Bow of Sighs."

Teacher Xia: "Isn't it made up by the game company?"

Megumin: "There is really no need to explain from a gameplay perspective, but from a practical perspective, it is ridiculous that a bow with no magic technology components can come with so many skills. There is no integrated magic circuit on it. Why? Automatically add buffs to arrows...

"There is only one reason.

“There is a soul bound to it, and the skills are mastered by this soul.

"For the Bow of Sighs, it can only be bound to Saberia's soul."

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