Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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I don't know where the news leaked out, but Gilderoy finally found out the cause of his "frog syndrome".

The so-called "frog syndrome" was named after the school nurse Madam Pomfrey! Because this was the first time she had seen such strange symptoms.

After learning that the source was the master-disciple pair Li Xian and Uncle Jiu, the desire for revenge began to arise in Gilderoy's heart.

"This pair of masters and disciples has brought shame on me! I must take revenge! I must take revenge!"

Gilderoy was in his office, yelling at his photo.

And the source of all this comes from his inadvertent attention to a fan letter he just received... This fan was full of praise for himself in the letter.

It was also the first time that Gilderoy was praised in a letter, so his whole face turned crimson. He even wanted to reply directly to the other party with a thank you letter, but at this moment he was more concerned about some of the information mentioned in the letter. The fan who wrote the letter mentioned that he had also traveled to the East and found that the "wizards" there were extremely stupid and used their crude methods to deal with vampires, resulting in a large number of casualties. In the end, the vampire was taken down with the help of the local church and us Western wizards.

This fan also specifically mentioned that the method in Gilderoy Lockhart's "Traveling with a Vampire" can be tested personally.

When he saw this letter... Gilderoy immediately had an idea! He first... deliberately asked Li Xian in class: "What methods do Eastern wizards generally use to deal with vampires?"

In response, Li Xian showed a look of embarrassment:

"I'm sorry, Mr. Lockhart. Vampires are a product of the West, and when we use Eastern methods to deal with them, there are inevitably regional issues..."

After Li Xian answered the question like this, he was quickly punished by Uncle Jiu.

The reason is the so-called lack of academic skills.

Gilderoy believed that this was Uncle Jiu's arrogance and stubbornness, and he would not allow anyone to say that their Maoshan spells were not good. And this was exactly what Gilderoy wanted to see... So an application was sent to Principal Dumbledore, and soon Dumbledore responded and approved his suggestion.

One day in late October...a large coffin was flown in from Hogwarts Castle.

Later I learned that these were teaching materials specially requested by Gilderoy. All the students looked very worried - even though they had only been in contact with Gilderoy for more than a month, most of the students already knew that Gilderoy was an empty shell with nothing but appearances. .

They had to wonder whether Gilderoy would be directly captured by this so-called teaching material.

It was not until Uncle Jiu was invited to the Defense Against Dark Arts class that the students heaved a sigh of relief. Because they couldn't explain why. Although Uncle Jiu was very strict and often even a bit rigid, as long as he was around, they felt an inexplicable sense of security. Even those students from pure-blood wizard families firmly believe in this.

This Defense Against the Dark Arts class was a large-scale open class that Gilderoy specifically requested from Principal Dumbledore to be held in the auditorium. Almost all the students in the school are here... After all, being able to use a vampire as a material is very rare since the founding of Hogwarts.

At the same time, in order to ensure safety, almost all the teachers who should be here are also here...such as Professor Snape, who is obviously stronger in defense against the dark arts, and the transfiguration master Professor McGonagall, as well as the previous class Dueling champion Professor Flitwick and more.

"This is a very rare opportunity to experiment."

Principal Dumbledore was even invited to give a speech for this open class: "I am very grateful to Professor Gilderoy for spending a lot of money to find such a good experimental textbook."

After a burst of applause, Gilderoy began to wander again.

What's the best lie in the world? It is a lie that the liar himself believes...Obviously, Gilderoy did all of this.

Indulging in lies... he has obviously forgotten how he used the forgetting spell to steal the fruits of victory from those high-level wizards.

Until his wand, his spell, and his favorite lilac robe were bitten and destroyed by the experimental teaching materials thrown out of the coffin - a hundred-year-old vampire.

Reality slapped him hard in the face, making him wake up from his lies again.

"Let me do it..."

When Professor Snape impatiently pulled out his wand and was about to step forward to show off his magical power... the man who everyone called Uncle Nine spoke up:

"Professor Snape, please wait."

Professor Snape stopped for a moment and looked at Uncle Lin Zhengying. Lin Zhengying stood up slowly... and walked towards this side:

"I think students would also like to see something other than books..."

Professor Snape ignored the looks of the students, but continued to stare at Uncle Jiu and asked, "What is the content other than books that Professor Lin is talking about?"

Lin Zhengying stepped forward and said, "For example, is our Maoshan Technique useful against vampires?"

In fact, not to mention Professor Snape, even Principal Dumbledore was curious about this question - and this was one of the main reasons why he agreed to Gilderoy's move.

Of course...there's another reason. Throughout last year, Lin Zhengying has made most people see the practicality of Maoshan Technique.

But this does not solve the Western wizarding community's prejudice against Lin Zhengying, a foreign professor... Arrogance has taken root in their bones for so long that they are always able to and are always looking for trivial problems.

Just like...

"The vast majority of our students may never go to the East in this life, so it is impossible to encounter the demons and ghosts of the East. What we face more are the demons and ghosts of the West. So, what effect does the magic of the East really have on us, the demons and ghosts of the West? How many of them are of substantive significance?”

Everything between the lines is full of arrogance and prejudice, especially since they are still unwilling to call Lin Zhengying's methods by their original names such as "Maoshan Shu" or "Taofa"...

So, this year's mission is clear.

"Let Professor Lin prove that facing Western vampires, Eastern Taoism can still work."

Now that Principal Dumbledore had spoken out, Professor Snape naturally gave in.

Following Uncle Jiu's signal, Li Xian, who was Uncle Jiu's current mobile equipment bag, stepped forward and stood beside Uncle Jiu as his assistant in a tacit and skillful manner.

Hermione in the audience looked at this scene with an inexplicable jealousy.

She really wanted to stand by Uncle Jiu’s side!

Can only one student stand next to Uncle Jiu?

Just when Hermione was still jealous...suddenly Uncle Jiu shouted in her direction:

"Girl Min, come here too!"

"Okay! Master!"

Hearing Uncle Ninth's call, Hermione jumped over without hesitation: "If you have any orders, Master, you can arrange it!"

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PS: Today’s first update! Break you **! big**! *you*! Why am I exaggerating about Eastern culture? I didn't let Uncle Jiu directly let Huang Chuping's big players be very restrained! He turned around and scolded me again for not using the mahogany sword. Look clearly, the protagonist is holding a mahogany sword and wand! What a contradiction! ! ! Amitabha, Immeasurable God, Virgin Mary, and Merlin bless me. Today, I remind myself “Don’t fight with others” ten thousand times! ! !