Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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A Quidditch game that went down in Hogwarts school history was born.

The Slytherin Quidditch team, which has been the Hogwarts House Cup champion for many consecutive years, suffered the biggest Waterloo defeat in history.

Ravenclaw undoubtedly won this game with a score of 300:0, and this was even when the opponent lost one of its main players. (Diel, the Ravenclaw seeker in this competition, still failed to catch the Golden Snitch. After consultation between Slytherin captain Flint and Ravenclaw vice-captain Roger Davis, they decided to end the game early.)

After the game, all members of the Slytherin team entered the medical room for treatment. Under the treatment of the school doctor Madam Pomfrey, 7,749 embroidery needles were removed from their bodies.

This behavior has been researched and proven by Ms. Huo Qi, a professional Quidditch referee and assessor. It belongs to the oriental characteristics of Professor Lin Zhengying and has a history of thousands of years - acupuncture. It does not cause substantial harm to people. (i.e. obvious characteristics such as bleeding), even after being inserted into certain acupuncture points, it is beneficial to physical and mental health, so it is not judged as a foul act.

The day after the news was announced...Hermione took Harry to find her ninth uncle, Lin Zhengying:

"Master, Harry and I also want to learn acupuncture."

"Do you want to learn acupuncture? You are greedy... Bah, don't think I don't know what you are planning!"

Lin Zhengying looked at Harry's squirming look and Hermione's expectant look on her face, and snorted coldly.

Obviously one wants to learn temporarily and the other really wants to learn.

"What? Do you also want to imitate your senior brother and prick his classmates with needles? Can't you learn a little bit? It seems that it is necessary to extend your senior brother Li Xian's confinement for a few more days!!!"

"But......"

Before Hermione could finish speaking, Uncle Jiu interrupted:

"If you don't want to go to the Forbidden Forest for confinement like your senior brother, you can. I will show you what acupuncture is now."

Listening to Uncle Nine mentioning the Forbidden Forest, and seeing him approaching with a needle...Hermione and Harry decisively gave up the idea.

Watching the two people leaving, Lin Zhengying said helplessly: Although you two are very good... But Chinese medicine must only be passed down by Daxia people! This will never change at any time!

On the other side... after learning that the next match... the referee for the Gryffindor-Slytherin match was still Snape, Harry was extremely prejudiced against Snape. Still worried.

The only good news is that Hermione finally found the clues to Nicolas Flamel - it turns out that the book containing the clues of Nicolas Flamel has always been in Hermione's hands, and she used it to read for fun.

"pastime?"

Ron looked at the thick book and couldn't imagine what the inner world of the top student was like.

Through the records, the three little ones learned that Dumbledore and Nicolas Flamel were good friends, and Nicolas Flamel was the only one who could make the Philosopher's Stone.

The so-called magic stone has the ability to turn any metal into gold and can make elixirs of life.

The only remaining piece of magic stone belongs to its maker who is almost 665 years old and lives in seclusion in Devonshire.

Soon the three little ones deduced that the three-headed dog on the third floor should be guarding the magic stone.

And it also changed Hermione's position, which originally supported Snape as a good person:

"No wonder Snape wants to go there. After all, no one can resist the temptation of the Philosopher's Stone, especially for a Potions teacher. It is the key to making the elixir of immortality!"

The three little ones prepared to tell the news to their good senior brother Li Xian, but Li Xian was still imprisoned in the Forbidden Forest... and did not come back.

"It's really concerning for his safety."

"Don't worry, that's Li Xian, our senior brother! He has learned the most about Master's skills, so he will be fine for sure!"

"I hope so..."

As the game approaches...

After Wood looked at the standings again and again, he determined that this year Ravenclaw had already broken Slytherin's record of seven consecutive Academy Cup championships ahead of schedule... But this does not affect Wood and the others from becoming the second in the past seven years. The team that only defeated Slytherin completely made it impossible for Slytherin to cheer up.

Compared with Harry who was nervous about facing Snape as the referee, Ron and Hermione met Li Xian in the audience.

"Didn't you go to solitary confinement?"

Hermione asked.

"Take leave and come back to watch a game, and then go back to confinement."

Li Xian said lightly.

"Can I still ask for leave if I'm in confinement?"

Ron expressed confusion every day.

Almost all the students in the school were present for today’s game.

After all, it was a match between Hufflepuff, which had the largest number of people, and Gryffindor, which had the second largest number of people... Then Ravenclaw came over to join in the fun, while Slytherin came together to see which team made a fool of themselves. of.

Especially Malfoy who was shouting in the audience:

"I bet Harry Potter will fall off in less than ten minutes! Any of you want to bet?"

Neville was very angry when Ron and Hermione heard this.

However, Li Xian asked casually:

"What are you gambling?"

Several people looked at Li Xian in surprise. Just when everyone thought that Li Xian should be on Harry's side, Li Xian said:

"I bet Harry Potter didn't spend more than six minutes on his broomstick!"

According to the memory of his previous life, this game ended in less than five minutes for Harry Potter. Be on the safe side and bet on six minutes!

Ron and Hermione were shocked when they heard this.

They don’t know what kind of medicine is sold in Li Xian’s Gourd! All they knew was that Malfoy was quite arrogant at the moment.

Although he hates Harry Potter, he has to admit that Harry Potter's flying skills are still good, but this does not affect him from continuing to hate him!

So Malfoy cunningly changed his words:

"Sure, I'll bet if it lasts more than six minutes."

Ha ha.

Li Xian looked at this little devil, he really inherited your father Lucius Malfoy's business mind!

"How about a bet of ten Sico coins?"

Malfoy took out ten Sickles from his pocket, and the others were envious of Malfoy for having so much pocket money.

However, Li Xian glanced at the coin in Malfoy's hand with disdain: "It's too little... It's a hundred gold galleons short. You are not qualified to bet with me."

"what?"

"Are the stakes that high?"

Everyone was shocked, even Malfoy.

Li Xian asked calmly: "Do you still dare to bet? Master Malfoy, it's only 100 gold galleons. Your family is rich!"

The words "dare" and "rich" inspired Malfoy to make his worst decision since Christmas:

"Bet! But we have to establish a written agreement. I don't have that much money."

"to make!"

Li Xian immediately asked Hermione, a top student who was accustomed to carrying books and notes, to borrow a piece of parchment. After quickly writing down the receipt, both parties signed.

Then Malfoy thought he was very smart and asked everyone around him to sign as witnesses to prevent Li Xian from cheating.

After all, that’s 100 gold galleons!

Li Xian doesn't look like he has a family background that can afford so much money!

However, less than five minutes after the bet between Malfoy and Li Xian was signed.

Ms. Huo Qi's whistle sounded.

Malfoy, who came back to his senses, rubbed his eyes vigorously and looked at Harry Potter who fell on the ground, holding the Golden Snitch in his hand:

"what's the situation?"

However, there were cheers all around:

"Oh my God! That's amazing! Harry Potter broke the record! The game ended in less than five minutes!"

At this moment, Malfoy was ready to die.

"Do you know?"

Malfoy turned back and glared at Li Xian. Li Xian chuckled: "Didn't you say that the skills taught by Uncle Ninth are useless? This is what Uncle Ninth taught me... You call this divination, we call it fortune telling! What a pity. I have a stupid talent, and I make ten hexagrams a day, and nine of the ten hexagrams are incorrect! Unfortunately... this time it happened to be the correct hexagram!"

Not far away, Professor McGonagall, who seemed to hear the word "intelligent" again, gave Li Xian a hard look from a distance: This kid is in Versailles again! ! !

Although Malfoy was furious at this moment, he did not dare to release his anger on Li Xian. He turned to look at Ron and Neville and said viciously:

"Damn Gryffindor, Merlin must have felt sorry for them, so he favored them. Harry has no parents, Ron has no money, and Neville has no brains!!! Haha, no wonder Merlin pities you... ..”

As expected, the accident happened unceremoniously... Ron immediately rushed forward and struggled with Malfoy, and Neville even fought against Malfoy's two followers Goyle and Crabbe. Became a ball.

"Oh, stop fighting now. Students must be friendly and help each other. If you fight like this, you can't kill anyone!!!"

Li Xian shouted to dissuade, and the three embroidery needles in his hand bounced out, accurately hitting the three acupuncture points of Malfoy, Goyle, and Crabbe. Immediately afterwards, the three people's bodies became sluggish. Ron and Neville, who didn't have the upper hand, immediately turned the situation around and turned into a one-sided beating.

All this was seen by the smart and keen Hermione Granger. She shook her head helplessly and looked at Li Xian who slowly stood up to leave. She only heard him say:

"I'm going back to the Forbidden Forest to continue my confinement! Remember to secretly get the needle back to me..."

PS: Today’s third update is 3,000 words, and today’s total is 8,000 words. Thanks for everyone's good comments, my score has gone up a bit! I hope you can give me more positive comments and leave a few more words when commenting. Thank you very much. Continue to ask for updates and please don’t keep the book. At this point, the book should have completely run out of traffic, and can only generate electricity for love... pitiful.