Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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If the ghosts in Hogwarts were classified, they should be divided into two categories: Peeves and other ghosts.

As the only poltergeist in Hogwarts who can touch entities, he has used this talent to do a lot of evil in Hogwarts.

But having been in the world for many years, he never imagined that one day he would fall into the hands of a smelly Taoist priest.

However, what makes Peeves even more embarrassed is that...before that, Dumbledore also notified their ghosts.

"The incoming Professor Lin is an expert in catching ghosts. I hope everyone will try not to provoke him! Otherwise, he will not be easy to talk to..."

But he is a guy with that kind of mysterious confidence, who firmly believes that he will not be afraid of anyone except Dumbledore. So he thought Dumbledore must have tricked them. He even said, "As soon as the ghost-catching professor arrives, I will give him a blow and let him know who is the boss in this castle..."

But as it turned out, on the first night after arriving here, the professor caught a ghost and asked, "Who is the thorn in the ghost?"

Just like that...the other ghosts who had never accepted Peeves naturally revealed his name in unison.

So before Peeves could take action first, the professor finally put him into the jar easily after visiting most of the castle.

Strangely enough, the jar seemed to have a strange power exerted on it. No matter how hard Peeves tried, he could not break it from the inside.

In this way, he was treated as an experimental subject and brought to the first Maoshan School class.

"Because your professor who teaches herbal medicine refuses to change the class time with me, so we can only choose to have classes in the afternoon."

This was the first thing Lin Zhengying, a professor from Maoshan University, said when he walked into the classroom...

"Excuse me, Professor Lin, is there any difference between morning and afternoon classes?"

Studious Hermione started again.

"Of course there is a difference."

Lin Zhengying looked at the clever little girl in front of him:

"Practice Sanfu in the summer and Sanjiu in the winter, and spend the Spring and Autumn Period as always." It is recorded in the "Huangdi Neijing" that life comes from Yin and Yang, and if you go against it, you will die. If you go against it, you will be governed. If you go against it, you will be in chaos. Everything should obey nature and adapt to it. According to the weather, the yang energy of nature and the human body begins to grow in the morning. At this time, the human body's essence and spirit are strongest and the ability to resist diseases is strongest. At five o'clock in the morning, during the Waking of Insects, the human body's yang energy begins to surge. , get up and practice at this time, Shaoyang can rise, it is the best time to mobilize Yang Qi and practice magic... If you don’t understand, take notes first, if you don’t understand what it means, a good memory is not as good as a bad pen!"

I glanced at the room full of students who came to study Maoshan out of curiosity. Except for Hermione, Li Xian, Neville and some Ravenclaw students who knew how to take notes quickly, the rest of them were standing there in a daze. Listen with your head open.

After being scolded, he quickly picked up the quill and frantically recalled what Professor Lin just said.

However, those unfamiliar things have obviously been forgotten by them long ago.

They just remembered that they should get up at five o'clock in the morning to learn Maoshan Shu... Thinking of this, they couldn't help but thank the herbal medicine teacher Professor Sprout for rejecting Professor Lin Zhengying's request to change classes.

"In order to give you a general understanding of Maoshan Shu, in the first class today, we will start with ghosts."

While talking, Lin Zhengying placed a jar sealed with a yellow charm on the table: "This contains the most naughty Peeves in the school... Can anyone tell me what this guy is most afraid of?"

"Dumbledore and the Bloody Barrow!"

Ron was the first to answer the question: "My brothers George and Fred told me. They said that no one in the entire Hogwarts could do anything to this guy except them."

"Now there's one more..."

Hermione corrected: "Didn't you see that Professor Lin has sealed it into the jar?"

"When I was teaching the other grades two days ago, I heard them talk a lot about how they were tortured by Peeves... Maybe some of you have experienced it."

Lin Zhengying said: "So do you want to learn a few tricks to deal with this guy?"

"think!!!"

everyone replied.

Li Xian rubbed his ears subconsciously. This was the loudest and loudest answer he had heard in the past two days in class.

And after this lesson...the willow trees near the entire Hogwarts school suffered an unprecedented disaster.

They never expected that one day groups of students would come over and break their branches, and several willow trees were almost stripped bare!

Fortunately, Professor Sprout of Herbology stopped it in time, and the school quickly issued new regulations:

[Students are prohibited from breaking willow branches inside and outside the school! And you are not allowed to beat ghosts with willow branches! 】

Although the regulations were issued just one day after Professor Lin Zhengying’s class ended.

But on this day, Peeves suffered an unprecedented blow.

"Those who are wronged will be punished, and those who are vengeful will seek revenge!"

The senior students personally led the team to find Peeves to settle their old and new grudges over the years!

After being chased and intercepted several times...

Peeves, who was already short in stature, shrank in half after being whipped with willow branches for several rounds.

"Professor Lin is right, when you fight ghosts with willow branches, they really get smaller and smaller as you fight them!"

Fortunately, under the cover of the Weasley twins George and Fred, they were able to breathe a sigh of relief temporarily.

Although Peeves also teases the Weasley twins, he seems to really like Fred and George as they are both lovers of pranks.

This is what is called "birds of a feather flock together".

"Damn...Lin Zhengying, sooner or later I will bite his neck off!"

Just when Peeves secretly vowed to take revenge on Lin Zhengying, a sentence suddenly came from behind him:

"Then you have to grow your neck first!!!"

When he heard this voice, Peeves suddenly became excited.

Seeing the sudden appearance of Li Xian, he subconsciously wanted to run away, but unexpectedly, Li Xian just shouted one word, and he turned around and ran back obediently:

"This is medicine to treat vaginal injuries! After taking it, your body will recover tomorrow..."

"What do you mean?"

Peeves glared at Li Xian: "Hit me and give me a piece of candy?"

"Teaching people skills is our duty! Saving lives and healing the wounded is our instinct!"

After Li Xian finished speaking, he turned and left.

"It's weird! Just as weird as his master Lin Zhengying! I don't believe they would be so kind!"

Peeves said he didn't believe it, but turned his back and hid the bottle of medicine. He turned his head and glanced at Fred and George sheepishly, and ran away quickly.

"I advise you to hide for the next two days and come back for revenge after you recover from your injuries!"

George and Fred shouted in the direction Peeves had fled.

The day of September 91, 9, was also jokingly called Peeves' Waterloo Day by later students.

According to relevant records:

[Peeves, who started doing evil here at the very beginning of Hogwarts and caused headaches to countless administrators, finally met his lifelong enemy on this day... the mysterious Maoshan Taoist priest from the east. Jiu Shu Lin Zhengying and his apprentice Li Xian. 】