Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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"Are you really sure?"

"Definitely and definitely!"

"That's great! I finally got a chance! You stinky girl! Even if you have the laws of the League of Nations to protect you this time, you can't escape!"

Received a report from Slytherin Prefect Pansy - Gryffindor student Li Xian'er is secretly developing weapons of mass destruction!

This is obviously something that students are not allowed to do, so she has always been hostile to this transfer student, especially after he accidentally slapped her in the face. Umbridge has been looking for ways to target this little girl.

Now the opportunity has finally come! ! !

Umbridge immediately led a group of students towards the Potions classroom that Pansy had investigated!

"Why did she choose to be in the Potions classroom?"

Umbridge still asked wisely, and Pansy speculated that it was probably because there were more materials there, so she secretly carried out the experiment behind Professor Snape's back.

As a result, just when they pushed open the door of the Potions classroom...

An oncoming grenade was accompanied by a cry:

"Hair it hard and coax it hard!"

There was a loud bang.

Umbridge felt that her whole head was buzzing, as if the whole world had been turned upside down, and then the world in front of her seemed to change color, with pink bubbles everywhere.

"Am I dazzled?"

Umbridge groped around and finally found a table, then stood firm...

"You're not dazzled! What if this is called - fuck your eggs!"

After a long time, Umbridge, who had just regained her composure, immediately ordered to Li Xian'er:

"Classmate Li Xian'er, you just violated the security regulations. Now I am arresting you in the name of the Ministry of Magic!"

"and many more!"

Li Xianer asked hurriedly: "What regulations did I violate?"

"As a student, researching weapons of mass destruction without the supervision of teachers has caused extremely serious safety risks to the remaining students of Hogwarts, so you..."

Before Umbridge could finish speaking, Li Xian'er silently took a few steps back. Only then did Umbridge notice Professor Snape sitting in the corner: "Professor Snape, why are you here?"

"I'm here to supervise the student on her homework, Professor Umbridge!"

Professor Snape said in a cold voice.

"So...I have a teacher supervising me!"

Li Xianer chuckled and said, "So the accusation just now is invalid."

"But this is not the reason for you to research weapons of mass destruction!"

"Please, it's just a magic egg. You just took a bite of the egg liquid. Didn't you feel very comfortable?"

Li Xian'er looked at Umbridge with a smirk on her face, and even Pansy on the side couldn't help but say: "Yes! Professor Umbridge, you really enjoyed your expression just now..."

"How much did you enjoy it?"

Umbridge herself asked curiously. After Pansy hesitated for a moment, she replied: "It's like the enjoyment of having sex for the first time!"

In an instant, Umbridge's expression turned angry.

especially......

Under Snape's protection, Li Xian'er made it clear that this thing was not a weapon, just a magic egg!

So Umbridge had to turn around and leave with her clothes that were no longer clean.

After Umbridge left, Li Xianer turned to thank Professor Snape.

Professor Snape just glanced at Li Xian'er coldly, and then said: "You are more trouble-making than your brother!"

Of course, it’s not without reason that Li Xianer caused trouble!

After all, more than thirty students disappear from the castle inexplicably every day... It's hard for Umbridge not to notice!

Especially when there are people like Malfoy, Pansy, and Goyle who make special trips to snitch!

......

The Daily Prophet published an article about——

"Magic is power???" report.

It is intended to oppose the concept that Grindelwald and Li Dou'er preach everywhere that the magic system is backward and needs to be corrected.

"Our magic is still the master of this world, we just don't want to compete with the lowly Muggles for that bit of land!"

The newspapers are full of propaganda for this idea of ​​self! ! !

It might work, but in Li Xian'er's opinion - it's obvious that the Ministry of Magic is also anxious, and their anxiety means that Grindelwald's action plan has already taken effect.

More and more people are beginning to question the backwardness of the current magic system.

Of course, the training of Dumbledore's Army also continued in full swing.

But currently, the number of people is still too small! ! ! !

After all, Li Xian'er and Hermione's method only treats the symptoms rather than the root cause! ! !

We still have to think of a better way!

It's another new day... Just when Umbridge, dressed in pink and pink, left her staff room to prepare for class...

A strong wind suddenly drifted past her eyes.

"What flew over just now?"

Umbridge looked at the figure that had just flashed past, and when she came to the auditorium...

I saw a man in strange clothes standing on the long table in the auditorium at this moment, showing off his new outfit.

"what is this?"

"This is called a cowboy!"

As Li Xian'er spoke, he took out a revolver from his waist: "This is called a revolver...it's a standard issue for cowboys!"

"Revolver??? Wheel???"

Simo asked curiously, and Li Xianer shook his head:

"This is a custom-made Remington pistol, military use, .44 caliber. The last owner of this gun robbed 35 banks with this gun. Listen to this sound..."

Accompanied by the sound of the wheel turning... Li Xian'er had an intoxicated expression.

"Does anyone want to see the power of my gun?"

Li Xianer waved to everyone, and many students immediately echoed. At this time Umbridge had also rushed here:

"Aha! I got caught this time!"

Umbridge subconsciously looked around and confirmed that there were only students: "Li Xianer, there is no professor to help you this time! I am warning you now, you are carrying weapons of mass destruction!"

"What weapons of mass destruction? Professor Umbridge, I don't understand much?"

Li Xianer asked with an innocent look.

"The revolver in your hand is a weapon of mass destruction?"

Umbridge pointed at the revolver in Li Xian'er's hand and said, but Li Xian'er was full of surprise: "Wait! How do you, a pure-blood wizard, know that it is a revolver? Is this something only Muggles can use? Or are you talking about it? Is this pure blood fake?”

"Stop messing around here!"

Umbridge hurriedly changed the subject: "This kind of thing is extremely dangerous. I order you to put it down immediately!"