Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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The course schedule for the fifth year is the same as in previous years - it was delivered to every student at breakfast the day after the opening dinner...

on Monday:

上午08：30——10：00魔法史G5

上午10：30——12：00魔药课G5S5

12:00-13:00 noon to eat

下午13：00——14：30占卜G5

下午15：00——16：30黑魔法防御课G5

on Tuesday:

上午08：30——10：00魔咒课G5

上午10：30——12：00变形课G5

12:00-13:00 noon to eat

下午13：00——14：45保护神奇生物G5S5

下午15：00——16：30草药课G5H5

on Wednesday:

上午08：30——10：00占卜课G5

上午11：15——12：00变形课课G5

12:00-13:00 noon to eat

下午13：00——14：30保护神奇生物G5S5

下午15：00——16：30天文学G5

Thursday:

上午08：30——10：00魔药课G5S5

上午10：30——12：00草药课G5H5

12:00-13:00 noon to eat

下午16：00——16：45变形课课G5

Friday:

上午10：30——12：00魔法史G5

12:00-13:00 noon to eat

下午13：00——14：30魔法史G5

下午15：00——16：30魔咒课G5

.....

Looking at the full course schedule, Ron complained as always:

"Damn it, are you going to tire me out?"

However, the next second, also at the Gryffindor table, a strange and familiar voice exclaimed:

"Oh my God! Is this paradise? Look, Bao! These bastards actually have an hour to cook at noon... Oh my God! They have the nerve to complain? Most of them don't know that Daxia Country It would be great if the students next to me can have lunch for more than ten minutes! The important thing is that they only have two classes, and school ends at four or five o'clock, and they don't have late self-study... This is a fucking paradise!"

Everyone's attention was attracted by the little girl's voice.

It was at the end of the Gryffindor table.

It's not because Li Xian'er occupies too much space, but because her pet Abao is so big - especially the way it eats is really terrifying.

It feels like it wants to swallow the whole table!

Of course, this furry thing did not frighten everyone at first...until Hermione found a book from nowhere and read from the book:

"Iron-eating beast!!!" "Shenyi Jing": There is a beast in the south. Its horns and feet are the size and shape of a buffalo. Its fur is as black as paint. It eats iron and drinks water. Its excrement can be used as a weapon. Its sharpness is like steel. It is called "iron-eating beast". \". [Old note says: The common saying goes: \"What is iron\". "Xuanhuang Jing" says: The south bites iron, and the excrement is as sharp as steel. If you eat iron and drink water, your belly will not be hurt.]"

All in all, this thing is formidable...and it was the mount of Chi You, one of the ancestors of the ancient Great Xia!

The strength is so terrifying...it makes these little wizards who have never seen the world either fear or fear.

Obviously the fear on their faces is what Li Xianer likes to see the most!

And for some special reasons... she was allowed to take her giant panda A Bao freely in and out of the castle, and could even take A Bao to class with her.

Professor Binns from the History of Magic class didn’t say anything!

On the other hand, Snape, the Potions professor, said with a look of disgust:

"If you can ensure that he doesn't defecate anywhere... I will allow it... What smells so good? It also has the fragrance of bamboo?"

The teacher in Potions class suddenly twitched his nose to look for the source of the smell. In the end, Neville was the first to find the source of the smell - because he was sitting next to him.

Neville pointed to Po sitting next to him and said, "Professor Snape...it's Po who's pooping!"

Just when Si Jiao wanted to reprimand him, he was attracted by the daddy pulled out by the giant panda.

The rest of the people looked disgusted. Only Sri Lankan, with the spirit of a scientific researcher, observed the plant fibers excreted by the giant panda Abao:

"This is good material!"

"That is required!"

Li Xianer said with a proud look on her face: "The giant panda is our national treasure in Daxia, and the daddy made by the national treasure must be extraordinary!"

So in this potions class... Sri Lankan teacher directly changed the course and brought the identification of pandas to the experimental platform for on-site research and analysis.

I originally thought that this sample was not enough.

But no one thought that the giant panda Po was so capable...

According to Li Xian'er - incomplete statistics indicate that it must be pulled on about 20 to 40 times a day.

According to research, a healthy adult panda eats more than 20 kilograms of fresh bamboo food a day and defecates up to a dozen times or more a day, which is about 9 to 10 kilograms of feces.

Also because of this habit of eating a lot and pooping a lot, the panda's feces contain a lot of undigested bamboo fiber. Therefore, the panda's fresh feces not only does not have a rancid smell, but also has the unique smell of bamboo. Fresh fragrance.

This is why giant pandas eat so much every day...

Therefore, the Potions class on the first day of the semester left a deep impression on the students throughout the semester, and their minds were always filled with the fragrance of giant panda excrement.

And this directly caused the students who took this class to have no appetite to eat at noon that day.

The elf chef in the back kitchen thought there was something wrong with his own food!

Of course, there are a few students who enjoy eating well as always...such as Ron or Li Xian'er.

In the afternoon, it was time for the divination class.

The talkative Professor Trelawney came up with a wave of prophecies about the new semester——

"You will lose your loved ones, and from then on your life will gradually become darker...your childhood will be lost...your..."

"That's enough! Old woman!"

Li Xian'er impatiently interrupted Professor Trelawney's divination:

"Can you be more specific? Your divination will only affect people's mood!"

Professor Trelawney, who was suddenly interrupted, woke up in an instant, and then looked at the transfer student from Ugardu with a puzzled expression. She was sitting there with her legs crossed, and said with disdain:

"Do you know? In our Ugadu, anyone who cannot give specific directions for divination prophecies will be easily beaten!"

Professor Trelawney asked Li Xian'er curiously: "May I ask what specifically you are referring to?"

"What do you mean? Let me give you an example?"

Li Xianer smiled and said:

"Just take it more than ten years ago..."

Put aside the so-called bloodline! What if Voldemort chooses Neville instead of Harry?