Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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"Ron, I found a problem..."

"Do you have to ask questions at three in the morning?"

"Have you grown taller in the past two months since you've been out?"

"Well, eat Yunnan poisonous mushrooms! That stuff is very nutritious!"

"Is it possible that even Neville is taller than me now..."

"Huh...huh..."

"I have one more question!"

"It's three o'clock in the morning, brother..."

"So you are so tall now, will the quilt be too short?"

"Do you have to discuss issues in this world?"

"You can't sleep, is it because the quilt is too short?"

"The fingers are like the wind, the power is like lightning, and the sunflower touches the acupuncture points!"

"..."

"It finally stopped! Are you curious about where I learned it from? Haha, I won't tell you!"

Ron slowly closed his eyes, but unfortunately he couldn't fall asleep again!

So I could only unlock the acupuncture points for Harry: "Once, my senior brother invited the wrong god, and invited a guy who only knew acupoints and Qinggong... Then he learned the acupoints and left it to me. So. What else do you want to ask?"

"actually......"

Harry finally raised his lips and said, "I want to ask you who your next dance partner is..."

"Fleur!"

"But don't you dare?"

"I didn't dare before, but now I dare!"

"What?"

"Because Furong will definitely be sad after being rejected by senior brother. Senior brother said that scumbags usually like to take advantage of girls when they are sad and their defenses are down, so I plan to be a scumbag!"

"*****!"

"What did you say?"

"Nothing? I'm sleepy!"

"Hey, say it again!"

The next day...with dark circles under his eyes after not sleeping for half the night, Harry and Ron came to the Great Hall to have breakfast.

Just as she sat down, she learned from Neville that Fleur had found a dance partner.

Harry looked at Neville in confusion - what has this boy experienced in the past two months? When did he become a hub for gossip at Hogwarts?

I learned from Neville... After suffering a double blow from the two brothers Li Xian and Li Dong'er, Furong resolutely chose Li Xian and Li Dong'er's sister Li Xian.

At first, Professor McGonagall disagreed, saying that dance partners should be a man and a woman, and then... Fleur said that Professor McGonagall discriminated against transgender people.

Professor McGonagall will definitely not be happy!

Whichever toilet your biological gender is, you should use the toilet!

But Fleur disagrees and calls her gender a Walmart shopping bag! Then she insisted on forming a dance partner with Li Xian.

Finally, Old Dengtou stood up and said: "Since the parties involved have nothing to be unhappy about, what do we, the losers, have to say?"

Although Professor McGonagall agreed, she still objected to the gender classification of Wal-Mart shopping bags at Hogwarts!

Next, there was another headache for Harry and Ron...that was the problem of dancing. The reason was that they saw Neville secretly practicing his dance steps in the dormitory! ! !

"Tch, what's so easy about practicing this kind of dance? I can learn it after just one look!"

"I haven't even practiced my dance partner yet! Why should I practice it?"

As a result, the two of them turned around and went to find senior brother Li Xian who was very experienced in this field... and then they met again!

"Don't you want to practice?"

"Don't you want to find a dance partner first?"

Seeing the two little guys Harry and Ron arguing, Li Xian interrupted: "Just tell me what kind of dance effect you want?"

"We want it to be explosive!"

"The kind that others will never forget after seeing it!"

Harry and Ron hurriedly expressed their demands, but this short sentence each was obviously not enough to satisfy them.

But Li Xian saw through their thoughts at a glance:

"You want to be in the limelight!"

"You want to attract girls' attention!"

After listening to Li Xian's accurate analysis, Harry and Ron gave a thumbs up: "As expected of senior brother! You are awesome! You can see through the minds of the younger brothers at a glance!"

Li Xian looked at the two little brothers who couldn't wait, and then thought for a moment:

"There is no such dance as you want... My best friend Chen Caiyun particularly likes a dance called - Flower Hands!!!"

"Flower hands???"

Harry and Ron's eyes widened immediately with anticipation on their faces.

"This flower hand is very artistic and very popular over there!"

When Li Xian said this, Harry and Ron looked forward to it even more:

"Wow! How do you dance! This!"

“The point is to shake it up!”

"Shake it up?"

"Cross your hands and rotate quickly! You must use your waist to drive your body, then sway left and right, and follow the music. As long as you master these... you can become a qualified shaker!"

"Shaker?"

"It's the collective name for people who dance this dance!"

"Are there any special collective names?"

"As long as you become a qualified shaker, you will become the most beautiful ones in the whole show! What kind of dance partner will you be looking for then? You don't have to look for it, there are girls everywhere who will fall for you! Even Qiu Zhang... "

Li Xian suddenly mentioned Qiu Zhang accidentally, and Harry lowered his head in embarrassment. Apparently he thought Hermione had told Li Xian, and Li Xian almost let it slip!

"Next, follow me and learn!"

Li Xian stretched out his muscles: "There will be a rehearsal in two days, isn't it? Don't worry about whether Qiu Zhang has a dance partner then, just invite her. It's best if she changes her tune. If she doesn't, at least you have fought, and you don't have to regret it!" "

Harry nodded vigorously.

Then Ron clenched his fists: "I must become a shaker so that Fleur can't reach me!"

Before you know it... rocker training has been working out all afternoon.

Harry and Ron left exhausted.

Li Xian looked at the two of them who were very tired but still very excited, and suddenly became angry: "You brat, I have never seen you so serious in class!"

As soon as Harry and Ron left, Professor Flitwick arrived.

As the headmaster of Ravenclaw, Li Xian was nominally a Ravenclaw, so Flitwick thought that he was the headmaster with the best relationship with Li Xian... so he took Hogwarts with him. The music group comes here.

There is only one purpose, and that is naturally to perform at the Christmas party.

"Dumbledore also specially invited an outside band to come over. This clearly shows that he looks down on our Hogwarts music group... so we must give him a more explosive one!"

Professor Flitwick looked at Li Xian expectantly: "Classmate Xianzi, I leave this matter to you!"

Seeing his dean entrusting so many people to him, Li Xian couldn't refuse!

"It's not like nothing!!!"