Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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"Although this house belongs to Knockturn Alley, it is actually closer to Diagon Alley... Look at the back door of the big garden behind it. From there, follow the path. After crossing the bridge and walking through the woods, you can go straight to Diagon Alley..."

The seller of this haunted house was a short, fat wizard with an unshaven beard, a pair of short bow legs, long and messy ginger hair, and a pair of swollen and bloodshot eyes.

He was smoking a foul-smelling cigarette, and his body smelled strongly of tobacco and alcohol. His whole body stunk like a rag.

"My name is Mundungus Fletcher. What do you call me?"

Mundungus looked at the mysterious young man in front of him, and the young man replied in a cold voice:

"Li Xian."

"Li Xian?"

Mundungus rolled his eyes and seemed to have thought of something. He asked with interest: "Recently, a little guy appeared in Diagon Alley selling big tonic soup. He and you..."

"He's my brother."

Li Xian replied: "He is the enviable Xian, and I am the embarrassing Xian!"

"Hahaha, you are so humble. I can see that you are talented, you must be..."

Mundungus was thinking about how to flatter the other party. The young man named Li Xian looked around the room and said coldly:

"The lighting on the front is very poor, the roof has obvious signs of leakage, and there are other damaged areas. It will cost a lot of money to repair. The most important thing is... this is a haunted house. So you can say The price needs to be lowered some more!”

"Sir, this doesn't work! Did someone just want to buy this place for 100 Galleons gold coins?"

When Mundungus heard that the other party was going to lower the price as soon as he came up, the mood he had just wanted to say something nice disappeared instantly without a trace:

"This is a good location. In front of the door is Knockturn Alley, and behind the door is..."

But before Mundungus finished speaking, Li Xian took another look at the advertisement, which stated that the sale price was 50 Galleons gold coins, and spoke again, his voice seemed to be a few degrees colder:

“But it’s a haunted house!!!”

"Even if it's a haunted house, it's still a hot commodity. There are so many people buying it. If you don't believe it, new customers will come to you as soon as you leave?"

"Okay, then I'll come back tomorrow."

"I told you, he's very popular!"

"The day after tomorrow!"

Seeing that Li Xian actually turned around and was about to leave, Mundungus, knowing that he would never encounter such a "taken advantage of" someone who came to his door again, hurriedly chased after him: "Wait a moment, sir. If the price is not right, we can give it another try." Let’s discuss it.”

"40 Galleons gold coins."

"What? Why did you lower the price? This is impossible!"

"It was you who raised the price first. So my current bid is 30 Galleons gold coins!"

"No no no!!! Listen to me, this price is absolutely unacceptable!!!"

"20......"

Just when Li Xian was about to lower the price again, Mundungus hurriedly stopped him and said: "35 Galleons gold coins, absolutely no less."

"make a deal!"

Li Xian said in a still cold tone: "I'm glad to have completed this deal with you, Mr. Mundungus!"

At this moment, Mundungus had eaten the yellow lotus on his face and felt an indescribable bitterness.

After completing the signing, Li Xian looked back at the dilapidated two-story haunted house, and his first property in the magical world was settled.

After completing the resale, Mundungus quickly left Knockturn Alley with the gold coins.

Li Xian remembered this guy's character line. When the protagonist Harry Potter turned 17, he played one of the fake Potters during the transfer mission. However, because he was timid and fearful, he escaped on the spot and eventually indirectly killed Mad-Eye. Moody!

It's not surprising that Mundungus, who has been among various low-level people for a long time, appears in Knockturn Alley, but... the property in front of him is so good, why is this guy anxious to sell it at a low price?

And on the other side...

Taoist Master Simu, who was invited by Uncle Jiu, has also arrived at the Lin Family Pharmacy.

Today's Taoist Priest Four Eyes has long since lost his job of driving corpses, and has switched careers and started a funeral parlor business with his old friend, Master Yixiu.

Uncle Jiu often complained that the two of them worked together...one collected the corpses and the other rescued them.

He looked at Taoist Priest Simu, who was dressed in a Tang suit and walking towards him.

Uncle Jiu, the senior brother, deliberately provoked: "Why did you wear your shroud?!"

"This is a Tang suit!"

Taoist priest Simu immediately corrected him: "Those who work in our industry now must either be in suits or Tang suits, so they look professional. Look at how you dress up to be neither west nor east, how can you give your customers trust?"

"No need, I'm fine now."

The two people, who started bickering as soon as they met, finally remembered today's business after ten minutes of mosaic language output.

"I heard that you are going to be a professor at that magic school in the west?"

"I invited you here to show you my new apprentice."

"It's not the first time you've accepted a disciple. I'll give him a gift soon. Tell me what's going on at the magic school?"

Seeing the eager look on Taoist Priest Simu's face, a trace of pride flashed across Uncle Jiu's face:

"It's nothing. The principal has heard of my name Lin Zhengying for a long time, so he came all the way to ask me to teach. It's a long journey of hard work, full of sincerity, not to mention that the principal is quite old... so Senior brother, I reluctantly agreed and went to their school to be a professor."

Taoist Priest Four Eyes looked at Uncle Jiu's proud expression. Although he was secretly jealous, he tried not to get angry, but his tone still inevitably turned sour:

"It's a pity that if you go there in the future, won't you have to travel thousands of miles? If you think about it this way, you won't lose..."

"No need to bother!"

Uncle Jiu pointed to his kitchen: "A handful of special stove ashes will be there in the blink of an eye."

"What do you mean?"

Taoist Priest Simu looked puzzled, and Uncle Jiu immediately shouted: "Xiao Xianzi, show me to your uncle!"

"It's Master, Uncle Four Eyes, please come here!"

Li Xian turned around and went to the kitchen, Taoist Master Simu followed curiously.

I saw Li Xian grabbing a handful of something like ashes and shouting towards the gas stove:

"Diagon Alley!!!"

As soon as the ashes were scattered, a ball of green flame appeared instantly, and the whole person disappeared in place.

The four-eyed Taoist priest who came back to his senses smiled disdainfully and said, "Senior brother, this little trick... I can still see it, junior brother."

Uncle Jiu was unhurried, with a mysterious smile on his face: "How about you grab a handful and play with it."

At this time, Lin Azhi, who came to join in the fun, couldn't get too close because she was allergic to Floo powder, but she still stood far away and hurriedly reminded: "Uncle Master, you must say your name clearly, it's Diagon Alley!"

Lin Azhi repeated it again, Taoist Priest Simu grabbed a handful of ashes with a puzzled look on his face, repeated what Li Xian had just done, and immediately disappeared from the spot.

The expression on Uncle Jiu's face could no longer be controlled and he became proud:

"This time, let me open your eyes."

"Dad, won't you come with me?"

Lin Azhi asked, and Uncle Jiu waved his hand: "Why should I go? Argue with him in front of foreigners? Isn't it embarrassing to be sent abroad? Let Xiao Xianzi play with his uncle there for a while. ! If you are so happy, will you, my uncle, give me less gifts?"

Lin Azhi saw a sly smile flash across his father's uncle Jiu's face, and thought to himself: You also said that your apprentice is rebellious. As a master, you haven't set a good example...