Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

Along with the sound of gongs and drums... Teacher Lin, who put on theatrical makeup, took the lead.

Immediately after Shi Chun, Chen Longshi, Ninth Sister, Aqiu, and Li Jingwen came on stage, stood together, and paid homage to the pirated Qin Shihuang:

"See Your Majesty!"

As for Li Xian and Ha Li, they were hiding in the background at the moment...responsible for playing gongs and drums, that is, accompaniment.

“So what exactly is opera?”

"That is the national quintessence of my country, Daxia!"

Li Xian explained: "It's much more advanced than Shakespeare over there! Although many people now think that drama is very vulgar...especially many young people think that watching drama is advanced. But only after attending Only when you are older can you understand this opera! It becomes more and more interesting the more you listen to it. Our master, Uncle Jiu, is a die-hard fan, which means a theater fan."

"So you learned how to play gongs and drums for Uncle Jiu?"

Harley asked curiously, pointing to the instrument Li Xian was playing, and Li Xian snorted——

"Do you think you can receive Uncle Jiu's love and attention just because I know how to cook?"

Harley said at this moment that she had learned something again.

But I curiously asked why they didn’t dress up!

"Our two targets are too obvious and our identities will be exposed easily. Besides, there are no costumes for children here."

Li Xian thought:

The point is - I don't want to get involved, I just want to wait until the end to take the kill.

Harley nodded again, then lay down backstage, watching the performance of the people in front of the stage to fool Qin Zhi.

"Xu Yuan, King of Pingxi, meets His Majesty."

Teacher Lin bowed his hands in greeting.

Qin Shi laughed loudly and asked: "Xu Yuan? Are you the son of Pingnan King Xu Fu...?"

"grandfather!"

"Then he is not your grandson?"

"Yes, it's my dear grandson!"

After Teacher Lin finished, he arrived at Shi Chun's place. Shi Chun stepped forward and bowed and handed over a box of "elixirs":

"King Bushu bows to the Holy One, this is the elixir of life that I have found for you."

In fact, it was the expired Wuji Baifeng Pills that I picked up from the backstage. Unfortunately, Qin Shi didn't understand the current words, so he took them as if they were real.

"Just what I wanted!"

Went to Jing Ke, played by Chen Longshi, and handed over the map. Qin Zhi said impatiently:

"I have wiped out the Yan Kingdom. What other maps are there to look at? Kowloon, the Greater Bay Area, Cameron Road, William Road? What is this for?"

The sudden accent made Harry, who was hiding behind and peeking, almost laugh out loud.

"Specializes in ready-made clothing for export!"

Following Chen Longshi's explanation... Harley couldn't help but complain to her senior brother: "Why are there advertisements here?"

Li Xian shook his head helplessly - it's a pity that this nonsensical movie era will eventually disappear with the trend of the times, as Master Xing and other big shots gradually turn to the background...

Looking at the characters played in front of me, one is more outrageous than the other, one is Wang Zhaojun, one is Yang Yuhuan, and one is Zhao Feiyan!

It can only be said that at this moment, Qin Zhi's mind has been confused due to the damage to his soul, so he can't tell the truth from the lie.

In other words, as long as you don't take the initiative to attack, you won't be attacked.

So... Wang Zhaojun, Yang Yuhuan, and Zhao Feiyan were coaxing Qin Xi from the front, while Shi Chun and Teacher Lin hid behind the stools, constantly trying to get the Zhong Kui sword hanging on Qin Xi's waist. Take it off.

Looking at the people on the stage, Harley was enjoying it at first, until he saw that in order to stuff the corpse-killing money into Qin Zhi's mouth, Ninth Sister actually went out of his way to hit Qin Zhi directly.

This time, as two pieces of corpse-killing money were stuffed into Qin Zhi's mouth, Qin Zhi was once again weakened to more than half of his mana.

Now, even in the drama, his swordsmanship has begun to become chaotic...

Facing this scene.

Taking advantage of the victory, everyone acted as the Six Little Fortunes and flew around with the help of the coercion on the stage, beating Qin Zhi into confusion.

At this moment, even Li Xian in the background couldn't help but rush over to see with his own eyes this famous scene in "The Realm of the Corpse".

Fortunately, everyone worked together and pushed Qin's corpse to the ground.

His fists hit Qin Zhi's body crazily, and he gritted his teeth as he obviously knew that he could no longer be stuffed with the third corpse-suppressing money.

If this is really Qin Shihuang, I don’t know how many fans of Qin Shihuang are going to be here at this moment!

When I saw that everyone couldn't figure it out...

"Get out of the way and let me come!"

Teacher Lin, who had been cowardly for the whole movie, finally had a chance to be a man... Finally, as Teacher Lin moved the props, his legs were broken——

Pressing directly on Qin Zhi's body, Qin Zhi finally opened his mouth under the huge pressure.

As the last corpse-suppressing money was stuffed into Qin Zhi's mouth, three corpse-suppressing coins were already in place...

The next step is how to kill him.

As a result, everyone noticed that although Qin Zhi was severely weakened by the three zombie coins, they were still not something they could deal with... Especially at this moment, Qin Zhi chose to make a final struggle.

at this time.....

"Senior brother, why don't you take action?"

Harry turned to look at his senior brother and saw that he had already started preparing. I don't know when, but he has used his latest mana remnant to master the ability of Tongtianlu, and directly draw symbols in the air...

I saw ten five thunder talismans that concentrated all his magic power came into being.

hehe! As expected of my senior brother, I have already started preparing for this.

Although I don’t know exactly when my senior brother prepared it, but... at least it’s not like me, who only focused on watching the show the whole time!

But it didn't help at all.

During this period, every time Harry Potter saw his senior brother taking action, he would subconsciously reflect on his own problems.

As a result, the more I reflected on it, the more I realized that my problem was really serious...

At this moment.

With the Ten Five Thunder Talismans ready.

"It's thundering! Get out of the way!"

And this was also the signal Li Xian left to Shi Chun and others from the beginning.

As Shi Chun and others got out of the way, ten five thunder talismans were slammed onto Qin Zhi's body.

The ten five thunder talismans that gathered all the magic power of Li Xian instantly transformed Qin's corpse into a complete coke evolution.

At this time, Shi Chun also saw the opportunity, and Zhong Kui's sword was inserted directly into Qin Zhi's mouth.

With this sword——the battle ended.

All kinds of energy in Qin Zhi's body exploded in all directions, causing the entire stage to fall apart, and even exploded directly.

Everyone ran away in a hurry...

After confirming that Qin Zhi was not moving, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Ninth Sister was crying in pain——

"Why are you crying?"

"All my personal money is in the backstage of the troupe, and now I have nothing left!"

"Forget it, money is only an external possession. It would be good if you can save your life."

"You're right! After this incident... we have finally gone through life and death, and I regard gold, silver and jewelry as nothing!"

Seeing that Teacher Lin was so great and upright, Ah Qiu was deeply affected. He also stood up and puffed up his chest and said:

"Since everyone regards money as shit, then I won't let go of this gem I have hidden!"

As a result, he was beaten severely by everyone in an instant.

"stop fighting....."

Fortunately, Li Xian hurriedly said: "Merlin's beard...ah, no! It's the Infinite Heavenly Lord! I, a monk, have been touched by the spirit of several donors... But good deeds are rewarded, all donors Eliminating harm for the people today can be considered a great achievement! Originally, this gold ingot was going to be donated to the temple..."

"Isn't this my gold ingot?!"

Ah Qiu saw at a glance that this was the gold ingot he had dropped in the corpse house, and rushed forward:

"You can't say that! You are a monk, but we are not..."

Li Xian naturally knew what a few people were thinking. Originally, this was part of what was going to be shared with everyone. I just need to find an excuse.

"Remember to use part of it to bury all the villagers in the fishing village! Otherwise, it will be another disaster!"

After Li Xian finished his instructions, he handed the gold ingot to Shi Chun and others, and Shi Chun also reacted: "This Zhong Kui sword should also be returned to its original owner..."

Because Li Xian had already foreshadowed before that Zhong Kui's sword was the treasure of their ancestor.

Naturally, it fell into Li Xian's hands.

As for the three corpse-killing coins...

Li Xian looked at the ruined stage and had to take out his medical crime tools.

"Senior brother, what are you going to do?"

"Kill the goose to get the egg!"