Harry Potter: We are all descendants of our ninth uncle!

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After returning from the Forbidden Forest, the cat hair on Hermione's cheeks was completely clean.

"We must seize the time to catch up on my homework during this period..."

After learning that Li Xian secretly took Hermione to treat the broken hand of the furbolg, Ron was depressed for several days.

He keeps saying that senior brother is too partial...

"Partiality? Why do you have the nerve to say that senior brother is partial?"

Hermione complained: "Think about who among the three of us has the most expensive Christmas gift?"

After hearing this question, Ron immediately stopped shouting.

Just when the three little ones were doing nothing in the auditorium...suddenly someone started running outside the auditorium.

Ron subconsciously thought that another student had been attacked?

"Fortunately, we were not present this time, otherwise we would have been suspected again..."

However, the Weasley twins who happened to be passing by forced Harry, Ron, and Hermione to join in the fun. After going there, they learned that... Filch's Lady Norris was pregnant. .

At this moment, Filch, with a green grassland above his head, is looking for the murderer all over the castle:

"Who the hell? Who the hell did this?"

They roared all the way from Ravenclaw Tower to the Great Hall, and the place was immediately besieged.

No one could explain clearly what kind of feelings Filch had for Mrs. Norris, but right now... Filch had the word betrayal written all over his face.

Obviously, Filch, who is a deep believer in the Cat Cult, cannot bear the sudden pregnancy of Mrs. Norris...

Filch thought about all the names of his enemies, but unfortunately he had too many enemies... He couldn't tell which one it was for a while.

At this moment, a Slytherin student said something garrulous:

"The thing that can make Mrs. Norris pregnant must be a cat. Why don't we find students who have cats..."

When Filch heard this, his eyes suddenly shone: "That's right! It must be those students who keep cats. I'm going to go to the principal now to apply for an investigation into the students who keep cats in the school..."

At this moment, the Slytherin girl named Pansy instantly became the public enemy of all the cat owners in the school, including of course the cat professor McGonagall.

Fortunately, Hagrid, who came to join in the fun, stopped Filch, kindly reminded him not to be impulsive, and pointed him in a direction...

"Li Xian is quite experienced in animal pregnancy..."

Hagrid said honestly: "He helps centaurs and furbolgs, and he will soon help deliver unicorns..."

Upon hearing this, Filch immediately rushed to Li Xian who was eating noodles.

Hermione, Harry, and Ron looked at their senior brother - it was so overwhelming that they couldn't stop their senior brother from continuing to work!

At this moment, the entire auditorium was in a commotion about this incident, but he still sat there and ate noodles calmly... And this time, to save trouble, Li Xian ate a bowl of instant noodles. The charming fragrance made many students want to come over and get a share of the pie, but they all knew that Li Xian was a foodie and they naturally did not dare to act rashly.

Looking at Filch’s angry and pleading expression:

"It's not easy to check...but it can be checked."

Filch seemed to hear the hope and asked hurriedly: "How to check?"

"First of all, we need to know how Mrs. Norris became pregnant? Was it a student's pet? Or was it a wild cat that sneaked in from outside the castle, or something... and..."

Li Xian asked seriously:

"How many pregnancies resulted from intercourse? Once? Twice? Or multiple times?"

Upon hearing this, Filch expressed his confusion: "What do you mean?"

"Analyzing it based on behavioral psychology...if it's just one time..."

Li Xian continued to explain seriously: "Then it is most likely... the situation you mentioned, Mrs. Loris was bullied by someone else's cat. But what if it was multiple times? Even many times What about this time?"

At this time, the naive Hagrid smiled and said: "It must be that the two of them are in love... You can't blame only one party."

"That's right, after all, can't a slap make a sound?"

Li Xian looked at the complicated expression in Filch's eyes, which included surprise, anger, and a trace of doubt. But after a moment, he said firmly:

"No, no, no! This is impossible! My Mrs. Norris is not that sentimental! She is definitely tainted by the rest of the bastards..."

"All right!"

Li Xian finished the last bite of instant noodles, stood up and said, "Then let me check it! If it is the kind of behavior you mentioned, there will be scars left on certain parts. If not... Mr. Filch, do you know what this means?"

Filch expressed confusion: "What does it mean?"

Li Xian deliberately walked into Filch, and when he smelled a very rancid smell of sweat on his body, he frowned subconsciously, but still said calmly: "If it is really the latter, Loris Madam’s reputation for being promiscuous is confirmed. When the time comes, not only Madam Norris’s reputation will be lost, but also yours... you must think clearly about this.”

After being reminded like this by Li Xian, Filch suddenly realized it, and he was even more shocked, scared and worried. He hurriedly responded in a low voice:

"Thanks for reminding me, I almost... just..."

"It will ruin Mrs. Norris's and your good reputation!"

Li Xian patted Filch's arm and said, then raised his voice and said loudly: "The top priority should be to prepare Mrs. Loris for pregnancy... After all, after three months, our castle will But there are just a bunch of Mrs. Xiaoluo or Mr. Xiaoluo..."

After hearing this, Filch nodded in agreement, with a look of gratitude to Li Xian in his eyes. The students who were still watching the joke suddenly felt an ominous premonition.

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PS: As I said in 92, there were instant noodles, there were instant noodles! No need to look up information! "Police Story", "Reply 1988", etc... In addition, the pregnancy period of cats is used here. Cats are generally pregnant for about two to three months. Three months is used conservatively here. Please do not use this method. There is also a lot of science popularization here!